Time for group RP you all play as 1 character anything goes just say what you want to do
We play until the character is dead or winds up wasting away his life on Sup Forums
1-9 your post is not seen
0 your action is followed as best as the character can
Dubs even critical success
Dubs odd critical failure
Time for group RP you all play as 1 character anything goes just say what you want to do
>You wake up out of your bed it's morning 8am. The birds are chirping in the day is here. It's Monday and you're ready for anything, what do you do?
jerks off in the corner
>You go to the corner of the room and start to fap. As you pull out your dick you trip and fall onit. The time is 9am you are in the emergency room for a broken dick.
Effect: Minor damage
Looking for nurse to fuck
Go to the door and try to sneak out of the hispital.
try jerking off in hospital bed
Looks for nurse to fuck
roll
Jerks off in hospital bed
fuck all the nurses
Shags a nurse
Searching for drugs
alright boys
let's fucking party
effect: you get too drunk and accidently get butt-fucked by a nigger
You leave the hospital and get a cab back home
Ahem:odd dubs
"accidentally"
no homo
>you approach a nurse limp dick in hand “U wot sum fuk” “NO!” “Well I wot sum fuk”. The time is 10am you have been restrained to a hospital bed.
Effect: Minor damage
politely ask nurse to jerk you off
wake up and start looking for fucking coraaal
Obtain freedom by faking stomach ache
Steal medical supplies
Jump out the window
Try to suck your own dick
Chew restraints off
Suck down your IV and use the protein to break out and rape the nurse
break your neck
shit the bed
Make autistic noises
Use the knife hidden in the butt to break free, then jump out the window.
Eat all the eggs
yell FUCK NIGGERS
convince nurse you can escape and she should test the restraints with her hands to prove it
Browses Sup Forums
Shit on the floor
Well. . . .
Crit success
>you see and IV bag near. you reach your head over and chew on it the fluids feel your body and you begin to trip. You slip out of the restraints and hunt down that nurse you saw. The drugs did not take well and you notice a log on the bed. “No time for that i wot sum fuk”. You find her… you take on the hospital floor right in front of everyone. After you are do you stand slip and hit ur neck and head. The time is 11am you wake up in a jail cell.
Effect: Moderate damage
Skill: advit rapist
become serial rapist and look for next victim in jail cell
Write name on cell wall with sharpend toothbrush
Sleep
Buttfuck cellmate
Offer to blow guards for drugs
>you request eggs for lunch and are given all you want. The time is 12am you are content so far
Effect: minor damage
Skill: advit rapist
Butt fuck cellmate
Roll
Reroll
One more time
escape shawshank-redemption style
Grab the fresh log and jam it down the nurse's throat. It's what Andy would've wanted.
Rip own dick off
c-can I c-come with you guys?
Serve out your sentence as a respectable inmate and leave jail 20 years later to see all life has changed...
Shits pants
jerk off in corner again
roll
Butt fuck a black power boss
join a black prison gang
shave head and start neo nazi prison gang
find a magic sword under bed
Butt fuck black gang prison boss
Finds and puts on a bikini t-shirt
poop in the corner
Suicide
Winrar
3 winrars
Buy a new fedora in hopes of becoming ladies man.
>you approach the biggest toughest black guy you can find “U wot sum fuk” “WHAT WHITE BOI.” “bend over so i can get some”. a group of guard and to removed 3 inmates who were beating the hell out of you. Afterward back at your cell you took a cap in the corner of the room. The time is 1pm you have been moved to solitary confinement.
Effect: major damage
Skill: advit rapist
...
Make the warden your bitch
we need to go heal
Stick your dick through the bars of the cell and shake it around yelling "Helicockter!"
Get food the go to sleep for the night
Transform into an m&m and wait for a guard to eat you, then wait for his shift to finish so he goes home and crap you out, then change back, kill him, fuck his wife and children.
> This
Reroll
You decide to chop off your dick and become a feminist. you stash dick in pouch for consumption later.
ReReroll
>you grab your dick and pull you dont stop until it is ripped off. Blood flows form your croch and you bleed out. The time is 2pm you die from blood loss and self-mutilation in solitary confinement.
Effect: death
Skill: advit rapist
thats gg
>mfw I just got here and rolled once
kek
Your job here is done, clearly