Time for group RP you all play as 1 character anything goes just say what you want to do

Time for group RP you all play as 1 character anything goes just say what you want to do
We play until the character is dead or winds up wasting away his life on Sup Forums
1-9 your post is not seen
0 your action is followed as best as the character can
Dubs even critical success
Dubs odd critical failure

>You wake up out of your bed it's morning 8am. The birds are chirping in the day is here. It's Monday and you're ready for anything, what do you do?

jerks off in the corner

>You go to the corner of the room and start to fap. As you pull out your dick you trip and fall onit. The time is 9am you are in the emergency room for a broken dick.

Effect: Minor damage

Looking for nurse to fuck

Go to the door and try to sneak out of the hispital.

try jerking off in hospital bed

Looks for nurse to fuck

roll

Jerks off in hospital bed

fuck all the nurses

Shags a nurse

Searching for drugs

alright boys

let's fucking party

effect: you get too drunk and accidently get butt-fucked by a nigger

You leave the hospital and get a cab back home

Ahem:odd dubs

"accidentally"
no homo

>you approach a nurse limp dick in hand “U wot sum fuk” “NO!” “Well I wot sum fuk”. The time is 10am you have been restrained to a hospital bed.

Effect: Minor damage

politely ask nurse to jerk you off

wake up and start looking for fucking coraaal

Obtain freedom by faking stomach ache

Steal medical supplies

Jump out the window

Try to suck your own dick

Chew restraints off

Suck down your IV and use the protein to break out and rape the nurse

break your neck

shit the bed

Make autistic noises

Use the knife hidden in the butt to break free, then jump out the window.

Eat all the eggs

yell FUCK NIGGERS

convince nurse you can escape and she should test the restraints with her hands to prove it

Browses Sup Forums

Shit on the floor

Well. . . .

Crit success

>you see and IV bag near. you reach your head over and chew on it the fluids feel your body and you begin to trip. You slip out of the restraints and hunt down that nurse you saw. The drugs did not take well and you notice a log on the bed. “No time for that i wot sum fuk”. You find her… you take on the hospital floor right in front of everyone. After you are do you stand slip and hit ur neck and head. The time is 11am you wake up in a jail cell.

Effect: Moderate damage
Skill: advit rapist

become serial rapist and look for next victim in jail cell

Write name on cell wall with sharpend toothbrush

Sleep

Buttfuck cellmate

Offer to blow guards for drugs

>you request eggs for lunch and are given all you want. The time is 12am you are content so far

Effect: minor damage
Skill: advit rapist

Butt fuck cellmate

Roll

Reroll

One more time

escape shawshank-redemption style

Grab the fresh log and jam it down the nurse's throat. It's what Andy would've wanted.

Rip own dick off

c-can I c-come with you guys?

Serve out your sentence as a respectable inmate and leave jail 20 years later to see all life has changed...

Shits pants

jerk off in corner again

roll

Butt fuck a black power boss

join a black prison gang

shave head and start neo nazi prison gang

find a magic sword under bed

Butt fuck black gang prison boss

Finds and puts on a bikini t-shirt

poop in the corner

Suicide

Winrar

3 winrars

Buy a new fedora in hopes of becoming ladies man.

>you approach the biggest toughest black guy you can find “U wot sum fuk” “WHAT WHITE BOI.” “bend over so i can get some”. a group of guard and to removed 3 inmates who were beating the hell out of you. Afterward back at your cell you took a cap in the corner of the room. The time is 1pm you have been moved to solitary confinement.

Effect: major damage
Skill: advit rapist

...

Make the warden your bitch

we need to go heal

Stick your dick through the bars of the cell and shake it around yelling "Helicockter!"

Get food the go to sleep for the night

Transform into an m&m and wait for a guard to eat you, then wait for his shift to finish so he goes home and crap you out, then change back, kill him, fuck his wife and children.

> This

Reroll

You decide to chop off your dick and become a feminist. you stash dick in pouch for consumption later.

ReReroll

>you grab your dick and pull you dont stop until it is ripped off. Blood flows form your croch and you bleed out. The time is 2pm you die from blood loss and self-mutilation in solitary confinement.

Effect: death
Skill: advit rapist

thats gg

>mfw I just got here and rolled once
kek

Your job here is done, clearly