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HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT Edition

Non-league are appreciated and welcome

Old Thread: >Chinese Super League side Shandong Luneng are interested in signing Manchester United's 31-year-old England winger Ashley Young. (Sun)

Liverpool want to sign Southampton's 33-year-old Portugal centre-back Jose Fonte and may offer their 26-year-old France defender Mamadou Sakho in exchange. (Daily Mirror)

>Paris St-Germain are interested in signing Chelsea's 23-year-old Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi. (L'Equipe - in French)

The French club also want to sign 26-year-old Crystal Palace striker Christian Benteke. (Express)

>Manchester City are considering making a £20m bid for Tottenham's 23-year-old Wales left-back Ben Davies. (Sun)

West Ham co-chairman David Sullivan says the club will not be selling 29-year-old attacking midfielder Dimitri Payet in the January transfer window. (Guardian)

>Nottingham Forest are likely to reject any future Derby offers for 26-year-old midfielder Henri Lansbury now that negotiations over a potential US takeover have come to nothing. (Nottingham Post)

Brazilian club Corinthians hope to sign 38-year-old former Chelsea striker Didier Drogba. (Globo.com - in Portuguese)

>Newcastle are considering re-signing 25-year-old England winger Andros Townsend from Crystal Palace. (Daily Mail)

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lads

LADS

>poop

Thanks, Ibra.

t. Spurs fan

20m plus sakho for van dijk

make it happen kloppo

get a winger too

any updates on the James to anywhere situation?

Imagine not being able to score in open play against Jones and Rojo

who?

>de gay
*dabs*
>poop exposediolel
>mouyes

They've played well to be fair

*walks towards the premier league*

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>0 wins in 2017

there was one in the match thread

32 - Rudy Gestede has played 32 consecutive Premier League games without a win; the longest ever run in the competition. Unfortunate.

It would be funny if it wasn't because of my shit team

Rodwell's got to be close surely

That'd be Sheffield Wednesday

>TV: "When United were coming on stronger in the second half..." Klopp, interrupting: "With long balls..."

did mou break him?

*wins the league*

WH absolutely have to sell Payet. Take 50m and buy 3 decent players.

...

16 matches without a win. Last won was coming on as a sub against Man U

They'll get 30 max.

No way they'll get that much for a player who wants to leave

>50m
Not for someone who's proven themselves to be a weak-minded quitter

>Payet
>50m
here's your (You)

watching Marseille v Monaco like un gros vaillant

>just fuck up this ym

Maybe £40m + Sakho although I think Van Dijk would move to an elite team if he leaves Southampton.

*teleports behind Chelsea*
*becomes a title challenger*

Mou ravaged his ass.

>Pass user since 2016
Smh

Tottenham should buy Van Dijk and Payet

Then, they'd win the league.

>not being a pass user to increase your shitposting efficiency

it's also to differentiate me with that other Malaysian on here who posts CP and gore webms.

haha poop

hehe exposed

lolol to intelligent too manage in PL

xd

Brighton, Newcastle, and Sheff Wed wouldn't be so bad.

I think it's obvious at this point that Brighton and Newcastle, if they keep doing what they've been doing for the rest of the season. No idea about the playoffs though.

Why didn't you just become a tripfag instead?

mad?

>australian OP

because that's gay.

I'm not going to finance this piece of shit website lol
maybe I could inject a cheeky tenner once the entire american continent is banned

Play-offs sometimes just become whoever has the momentum at the end of the season with a good run of wins

>you now remember Birmingham were in the play-offs when they sacked Rowett

Well it was actually rumoured €60m for Payet. Only China would pay that. Which is where I hope the greedy cunt ends up.

*carves away at pep's state of mind*

...

...

>second best goal difference in the league by 1
>7 points behind leaders with 17 games to play
>least defeats in league
>best defense in league
>doesn't argue with his best and only CF
>not a title challenger
Wew.

>walks

think he's saying that he is a title challenger

genuinely think Pep's about to lose it lads

someone get him a picture of Messi to calm him down

Tottenham can't afford them.

He's going to bring a gun to Etihad this weekend isn't he

I may have inserted sarcasm on my part.

Seriously though, Poch is the good guy.

he's going to take the entire City team hostage

and the longer he holds them hostage, the more likely it is that he'll win

caption this image

>Lestah got butchered by Chelski

Who can stop them?

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watch OM - Monaco

V-Varg?

Watching Rigged League instead

Apparently Swansea have the 19th highest wage bill in the world lmao

>not Sevilla - Real

>HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT
It's simple:

We rape the fox

>not Edward Snowden Event

jej

ahhahaha Lemar scored a funny one

Om - Monaco is literally a more interesting clash than sampaoli vs the bald wanker

>politics
ah yes, something i should care about

Stop being a communist

Can't afford like what? 60-70m for the both of them?
Course they could.

Pep anally destroyed.

I know this game is gonna be a case of Sevilla dominating, playing well, scoring and getting unjustly pegged back or losing in the latter stages. But it's a decent watch so far nonetheless.

Nzonzi like a young Yaya Toure, GOAT.

Liverpool, City, Arsenal and United.

All their money is going towards the stadium plus Van Dijk will move to one of the elite clubs..

They could afford them in the summer with the money they'll get for Alli, Kane and Alderweireld though.

But seriously.

>finished 2nd in groups

What did you mean by this?

stop rating Dele Alli

>r Alli, Kane and Alderweireld though.
Except none of those are leaving

But they can still afford them though and they won't get rid of all their best players.

Of course they'll leave.

Tottenham are a selling club.

Are you the Juventus Aussie? If so, you already know what's going to happen

No, I'm not Vanni Bernardino. I'm just another lifelong lestah fan

>my style of football is better than your style of football

Why do people hate long balls?

You were born in 2014!?

Alli>>>>>>>>>>Real
Kane>>>>>>>>>Man Utd
Alderweirald>>>>>>>>>>>>Barca

>he doesn't rate the future of English football

Marseille is playing like champions league winners while 2 months ago they looked like a midtable prem team this is crazy

Manure squad cost £628 million in transfer fees
Liverpool squad cost £310 million

Manure annual wage bill: £205 million
Liverpool annual wage bill £152 million

Ladies and gentleman, your average customer

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04plj1w

is this your excuse for not beating united

>more successful business spends more money

not much wrong with what he's saying really

>l-lets talk about net spend
sick of this accountant shite modern fans spew

is he the flop of the season lads?

he's up there but I reckon stones and bravo are ahead of him. they're complete liabilities for city

>your average customer
Because the entire stadium was empty before Ibra scored

>his name is Jarleth

...please tell me this isn't common in Ingerlund

>"more successful"

>leaving early
>not much wrong with it

youtube.com/watch?v=Cg6DgFjQAxw

The day I truly started to despise spuds and everything about them. I've never liked them, obviously, but this was such a tipping point for me. Bunch of aggressive manchildren playing football as if it's a brawl at the pub.

well yeah other than that of course

No, Mohammed is the most common newborn boys name.

Manchester United make a lot more money than Liverpool.

This is simple fact.

and that was without the biggest asswipe, Alli, on the pitch

20>18 tbf

>muh money

thank you, come again!