666 Ask a guy who got arrested for flashing his cock anything 666

666 Ask a guy who got arrested for flashing his cock anything 666

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who did u flash

Random lady

Why is it so big and veiny, yum!

Lol thnxxx u

measurements?

8x6/6.5 I think

thickk man!

Story? Context? She flipped out and called the cops on you ? You try to run?

Ever think of doing porn?

Not OP but hard to get into porn

She was in her car, I pulled up next to her, rolled my window down and pulled my dick out, spit in my hand and started jacking my shit, she watched for a minute than went into the store, a few minutes later she came out with 2 employees pointing and looking at me so I sped off lol. Later that day the cops came to my house and arrested me

No but I thought of uploading videos to xhamster of me jerking off and cumming

more pics

You'll be the most popular guy in prison. Remember, better to be the giver than the receiver

That's pretty hot
You're an idiot though, what did you think was going to happen?

I didn't get charged you idiot

lol I was doing it for a whole year prior to that so I figured it was just another flash lol

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Seriously? How many people

You whipped your dick out in public and got busted. Who's the idiot?

More than I can count on my hands. Sometimes I'd drive around and find women that are walking and pull up next to them and act like I needed directions. When they're talking mid sentence I casually pull my dick out and start jacking it while They're giving me directions

But I didn't get charged so it's like it didn't even happen......idiot

Nice roleplay faggot

Does anyone like it haha

What's the best result?

Your just an autist. Can't get a girlfriend and actually have sex, so you drive around stalking women force your dick on them. KYS

To be 100% honest they either don't say anything st all or they laugh, some do get upset tho lmfao

Was it worth ruining your already pathetic life just for a few seconds of perversion?

I actually got a handjob once, had to pay her $5 but still it was hot af

You don't need to be charged, it's on your record. Any job or company can easily find out you were arrested at one point for masturbating in public.

Actually not I regret it lol. But shit happens man, come on

It's not on my record either man. Well at least my public record, nobody can see except my lawyer and the judge

I can't wait til your on Sup Forums one day, crying, looking for sympathy because you just had to register as a sex offender.

Have you,or do you,use a penis extender? if so,which one do you use?

What store?

Some dude at win Dixie did this shit a while back

Why?

How no trouble

Fake news