What are some good films about dwarfs?

What are some good films about dwarfs?

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Willow and that Ewok movie

Ironman I,II and III

Any Tom Cruise movie

The Hobbit

Time Bandits

The hobbit trilogy

Best one I've seen

kino

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What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

Even Dwarfs Started Small

Is the one on the left one of these?

The characterization of the dwarfs in those films was fucking diabolical.

You had the really old one, the leader, the angry one, the really young one, the idiot & the forced romance plot.

Pretty sure there was another one I can't remember right now, but they were all treated like comedy characters.

>a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon
fucking kek

How does Gary Oldman do it?

You may enjoy this then. Especially the end bit where he puts him in the toilet.

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In Bruges

Why would you choose to breed knowing your child will be like this? What a horrid, horrid thing to do.

If a midget and a normal person have a kid is it gonna be a half-midget or one or the other.

yea, warwick is a piece of shit

misery loves company

the kid is regular if they roll a 5 or higher

Underrated

Austin powers

Can't believe no one has said wily wonkas chocalte factory or over the rainbow yet.

Came to post this, Warwick deserves to be kicked upside his midget head.

>'When you have a condition like either of ours there are huge implications when you decide to have children. It's still something of a genetic lottery. We were completely naïve about it,' says Warwick.
'But we found out the hard way.'
He means they lost two children, Lloyd and George, and suffered two further miscarriages before they had Annabelle and Harrison.
The bare facts are horrific (Lloyd lived for just nine days; George died at birth) but their calm account worse still.

him and his wife are pieces of shit
having kids so they can all be miserable together .. fucking dwarfs should be exterminated

>they killed four babies before these two

shaking my head to be honest

look at these fucking murderers

disgusting, vile creatures

The fuck is this midget hate??
Even if these posts are "jokes" they are really fucking terrible. Are you guys privileged much not to think every person's life has value? Did your brain literally never develop enough not to be a racist, hateful piece of shit?

Simon Birch

Iron Man

comfy early 2000s aimless drama

Remember where you are?

this cunt should be arrested for passing his nightmare genes onto those poor kids. what a fucking asshole goddamn someone kill this guy

It's kind of interesting in a way that dwarfs of long ago almost always became entertainers for nobles & kings and stuff. Peter the Great of Russia in particular had a fondness for dwarfs as court entertainers. They would be dressed up in bright, colorful clothing and dance & prance & perform little tricks & sing their tiny lungs out for the amusement of the court.

And now, hundreds of years later, they're still in the same niche. Except now they entertain as actors. Humans have never stopped laughing at dwarfs.

fuck off midget piece of shit mutant

die slow and painful

Obviously, as there wouldn't be a point in saying this on a sjw place

>that fake smile

feel sorry for his mom tbqh

nothing wrong with being a midget, but to procreate when it's likely you will pass on the horribly debilitating condition is downright cruel

tfw you will never fuck bridget the midget

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How about you value the work they do while you're shitposting on Sup Forums trying to validate the unnatural hatred your parents taught you to feel

Tfw I'm alive and well but you are upset and hateful
Sorry bro

>implying one disability automatically prevents you from being an awesome person and contributing to the values of humanity
see stephen hawking, or midget actors for that matter

>mfw he's actually midget scum

lmfao

what are those red pins?

dwarf awareness

It's funny you're jumping to this conclusion. You can't imagine why would anyone defend them if not for feeling better about themselves, can you?

kek, calm down big guy

I'm calm, thanks

Meme decay starts earlier and earlier these days.

fucking this

anyone every found gay midget porn yet?

Because they can turn out like this.

Underrated

>still a manlet even compared to other dwarfs

I'd fuck the shit out of the daughter though. Even with those orangutan arms.

Not with his type of dwarfism.

>no posts of Herzog's Even Dwarfs Started Small

I'm also pretty sure the 1932 film "Freaks" included a dwarf in a fairly prominent role.

A girl that worked in the daycare where I had my child was a midget like that and she was also hot as fuck and pretty and had a big ass. Always wanted to fuck her but too much drama.

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Why are they even allowed to breed? I'm not even into eugenics but this is cruelty.

>5' 11''

>one chance at life
>born a disgusting mutant

top kek

why would you do this to your children?

nah. I don't mind midgets but dwarves is too much.

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with them.

If I had shitty genes but wanted to feel paternity I would fucking adopt, not curse my offspring.

Dwarfs have no souls therefore no empathy. They are vile and evil creatures.

Breh

checked.

fuck off one of my best friends is 5'10

Jesus, and I thought my 5'11 friend was fucked

To be fair, the book was pretty much the same. There was Thorin, The Fat One, and the rest. The dwarves were really basically interchangeable in the novel.

>tfw my 5'11 friend wears 2'' lifts
Its some uncanny valley shit. He's just as tall as normal people but you can just sense that something is not right.

IF so, could they keep breeding generation after generation until the child is the size of a GI Joe?
(the 4" ones, not the old school 1/6 ones.)

No, because things don't work this way.