I must have sex with this woman. She's my sisters friend and we are on a family vacation right now...

I must have sex with this woman. She's my sisters friend and we are on a family vacation right now. I think I've been flirting but I don't even know at this point. I'm at square one still and I have 3 more days to get her to have secks

moar

Hope you brought the chloroform.

To put it simply unless she's showing any interest at all you will not have sex with her

I'm drunk btw

>White top no bra

Proceed, OP.

Why is she half obese and half hot.

fix her arms with your belt and put a socket in her mouth ... go time!

If you guys are alone, rape the shit out of her, that's what I would do.

that body is gross tho

if shes wearing that around you and you guys are alone just fucking go for it pussy

Looks British
Ugly

American girl fa get, South Carolina myrtle beach

That's just what she and my sis wears like all the time yet they don't like getting hit on. Don't get it lmfao

Send more I still don't know what to think about that body

Forgot to ask for help. I'm beta fag but she likes my jokes. Do I just convince her to get wasted then it's easier or what

She's obviously a slut this should not be difficult.

What a skank, she has thighs like a fucking Sumo.

More?

she allready want you take her GOO

well you won't because you don't have the balls or the ability to bed her, she has no interest in you leave the poor girl alone you fucking goon

Tell her you find her attractive while you both are sober. See how she reacts. If she reacts well, ask her when the last time she got laid was. If she says anything other than "last night." tell her "we should do something about that."

>I must have sex with this woman
>I'm drunk btw
So you're looking for encouragement from Sup Forums to skeet in ugly and be able to claim that you were drunk and your 'friends' goaded you into it.

Pretty sure she's barefoot, show her feet OP!

I think she's very attractive, fwiw.

also shes not hot, average at best but still out of your league.

you have more? she got that weird body shape

She's a meh-tier slag, and you're OP so you're fucked and you'll never get your dick wet.

gg

rape her

Go into her eoom as she's asleep, masturbate furiously and cum on her face. Do not clean it, leave it for her to wake up with. If she asks if it's yours, man up and say it is.

Is she inserting a butt plug here? Because it sure looks like it.

rolling for this
if dubs deliver

ill roll

kek

...

Tbh if I get plastered enough I will

Rookie fag
Start porn on phone with volume up.
Try to turn it down and accidentally drop phone while attempting to turn volume down.

If she's down for it she'll laugh it off and it'll be on her mind to secks later

Try putting you penis in her vagina when she is not looking. If she doesn't do anything you might have a shot.

>it's true?
>Watches at $ 0?

You'd have to be plastered to fuck that. Face longer than a horse.

Having sex with livestock is illegal and degenerate

and if she's not, she'll sue you for literal rape.

and you just deserve it.

She's disgusting. Stop

K fuck you end of thread

Step 1 : begin random conversation none sexual none looks related just a retarded random thing about vacation.

Example : i went to the pool and there are seriously so many ugly fucking people here i wouldve expected some more fun to look at.

( while you say that make sure you are sitting layed back dont look at her and just when you say "fun to look at" just look at her but dont turn your head only your eyes " then look away and immediatly say buttttt thats probably not gonna happen since we only have 3 days left.

If she laughs say : lets go to the pool tonight just the 2 of us. If she says why ? Say why all the questions you act like you dont know me i just wanna chill...

If she says i dont know , say : so you are having such a great time here looking at wrinkle after wrinkle after wrinkle its like seeing a group of snails passing by..

If she laughs just tell her : just do it and dont be such a pussy , this is one of the last days we could actually do something fun without everyone hanging around and you are having doubts i wouldve expected this from (sisters name) but not from you.

She will go with you and after that you need to make your move at the pool tonight faggot.

If it worked tell me.

If you are not gonna try thanks for letting me type this shit. Unthankfull piece of anus.

If she asks questions , be straight forward and keep it short. And dont ask too much questions yourself.

>autism level indicator is off the charts

That autism helped me fuck over 40 girls so i dont really mind.

Just accept the fact that you're a little bitch and that there's a 0% chance of you having sex with her now or any other time. Tonight you'll fuck your hand while daydreaming about her and that's all you'll ever have OP. No amount of alcohol is going to help a little cuck like you.

She has a huge ass.

Probably because they felt that if they didn't sleep this autistic retard, no one would.

there's always one user with a cringey, specific suggestion of a play by play. So many screen caps of this but another one always emerges, un-ironically.

then she'll be able to take huge dumps

>buy alcohol
>buy weed
>have sex

Why is this so hard?

It's not going to happen.

Invite her to the sex. She is love.

He asked how to
I told him.

Still fucked over 40 girls though..

What the fuck

OP get her drunk

And post more please

Classic charity, pity sex

Maybe poor posture? Makes you look weirdly fat and not fat if your posture is fucked.

Bump for more pics

Hey faggots!
I have at least 300 confirmed kills in Iraq etc etc and at least 40 fucked girls by smalltalking etc etc

OP the obvious approach is to get her just retarded drunk.

Say you're bored and suggest a drinking game.

lel

Ask her if she likes Pokemon.

Saddest part is that no one ever comes with any helping ideas but everyone has something retarded to say.

You guys are such alpha males because alpha males need to show their balls by how cool they are and how big a mouth they can give.

And being helpfull to a fellow
Sup Forumsro in need is not alpha at all because that means you stand above all the loud mouthed kids who have not reached adulthood just yet. And that means your beta as fuck!!

(It is the other way around btw this was sarcasm at its finest since half of the responding anons are probably too autistic to notice)

her legs are as big around as my whole body

...

Take more pics OP, ffs!

just tell her she looks fucking hot and see what she does. if she denies just blame it on the booze, if she accepts then get her pregnant

ur dumb. all of the following work if you grew enough balls to talk to them

Thos thighs tho.

So wack

Say "hey girly, what would you do if I pulled your top down?"

Dude.. all the fucking one on one time would work but since he does not have the balls for any of that shit and obviously cant talk to her on a way that would let her get fucked by him, he needs help.

Girls are easy to fix , but if he doesnt know he doesnt know and those retarded comments wont help him.

Also if you need to drug a bitch to fuck her , maybe you should buy a fuckdoll thats just as sad.

Also im done with commenting , its pointless.

Oh fuck yeah! She's just my type...moar plz

tell her she's hot and you want to know if she is DTF. Tell her it might piss your sister off but you are willing to risk it if she is. Alpha up bitch or go jack it

also when she says yeah cause she is a slut, tell her she is like a model and you are so lucky you want to take pics. then post em beta

>beer
>Bone

she wants to fuck, just look at her gagging for you to slap her with that big dick and call you daddy

Calm down Akmed

Not if it works. Also, I didn't see your brilliant plan here, General McArthur.

booze

THIS.
Don't you just love when virgins ruin shit. >Looks British UGLY
What the fucknis wrong with you, you're either a virgin and if you're not your girlfriend is a fat chesse smelling piece of white trash.

Thank you for letting us know when you were done. If you hadn't done that, I would be reading other user's posts, saying to myself, "Is this nigger still posting?" Now I don't have to do that. Again, thanks.

MOAR

This isn't rocket science. Both of you need to drink then make a move. 99% chance she goes for it and even if she doesn't you blame it on the alcohol.

and then get sued for rape both by her and your sister

Sup Forums is 50% virgins and 50% faggots

50% virgins, 100% faggots.

Flash your fck and start strokin..of she looks and says something like WHAt YOU DOING?? just tell her WELL YOU GOT ME LIKE THIS AND BESIDES I'M DRUNK..LOL..YOU WANNA HELP?? and see what happens..godd luck

>newwwwww

This doesn't happen and even if it did she would lose the case. I am suggesting a few drinks then consensual sex you fucking moron... I have done this a fair amount

You right

holy shit dude.. her ass and thighs are huuuuuge. Good luck user. Would stuff my face in her shitter.

But still sex

Just be really fuckin nice and stay up late with her