>any self harm/injury/loss of life >any harm/injury/loss of life to any of my animals >any damage/destruction of my phone >any damage/destruction of my property
Anything else is really fair game. Nothing really over-the-top, unless you get trips.
I have $20 to work with too, so let's fuck around and have a good time!
EXTRA BONUS! I'm willing to make a box of goodies for anyone that wants to hunt for it. In it, lies one of the most secret and most prized possessions of Sup Forums.
Let's have some fun.
John Torres
jerk off upside down with your ass up against a wall and cum down your face
Lucas Anderson
Buy some weed and wraps and smoke w33d fagg0t
Carter Lopez
Technically it ain't self harm.
Alexander Miller
show soft cock
Charles Phillips
Jerk off and rub the cum in your eyes
Wyatt Evans
Reroll
Jackson Howard
Fuckin get jerkin yo. Check em
Camden Gonzalez
Come onnnnn this thread has potential
Hudson Powell
On it, it'll take a bit tho In the meantime think of stuff to put in box
Brody Morris
scream the word "niggers" as loud as you can out your front door in one, long breath
Benjamin Lewis
Jerk off to someone shoe
Austin Brooks
Go outside and do a nazi salute to the first person you see
Brandon Gutierrez
OP Here Took less than I thought Got it in a China dish
Robert Walker
order a pizza
Gabriel Cook
buy me a steam game
Ayden Wright
OP Here. Doing that right now honestly.
BY THE WAY
I'm in FL, so the care package I will be making in ONE hour. Dropping off in THREE hours. Keep your eyes peeled. I'll still do REASONABLE requests.
Blake Robinson
Holy shit. Niggers work at Papa Kohns. Who knew.
Luckily the manager took over. Alright! What's next?
Chase Wright
Show your soft cock!
Landon Campbell
:(
Benjamin Clark
hey dubs does this count lol mate i just wanna see ur dick
Camden Flores
doesn't your property include your phone? Anyways, invite over homeless people and do crack/heroine with them
Liam Bailey
rolling
Josiah White
rollz
Hudson Evans
Eh. I like my dick where it is. Yeh, and there's not really many homeless/poor people in my neighborhood tbh
Jaxson Baker
write nigger on the paper
Aaron Jenkins
Oh. Fuck yeah. Trips get a big one.
Kayden Nguyen
Lol ahhh to be 13 and having the house to ur self be a thing to u...
Enjoy ur teenage years user
Charles Roberts
MADMAN
Jonathan Perez
OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A BAC-
Nathan Peterson
show your dick faggot
Kevin Powell
>enjoy ur teenage years user I'm 24. Sorry to pedoFOIL your dreams
David Cooper
Jerk off while eating hot Cheetos
Jonathan Martin
show your hands and write nigger on them
Ryan Nelson
cut your dick off
Jacob Green
He wrote a bad word on a piece of paper...
Sup Forums summer 2017 ladies and gentlemen
Isaac Barnes
Take off clothes, take pic of yourself post with timestamp
Angel Campbell
still waiting for the dick pic
Ethan Adams
jerk off outside your house
Lucas Baker
cum on top of the paper
Jaxson Walker
reroll
Nathaniel Wood
Sorry guys but I'm letting this thread die because I'm hungry I'll make another one in about three hours
Joshua Lopez
Go out to your next neighbour and call him a nigger. Then you take a picture of his face.
Colton Hernandez
last reroll
Jayden Gomez
is home alone is not fapping
gtfo
Grayson Ramirez
This method is old as fuck You idiot.
>turns 360° and walks away
Camden Clark
thats not a dick op
Charles Cox
Open a Window and shout "nigger" as loud as you can
Easton White
Order pizza and open the door naked.
Levi Miller
jerk off on top of the pizza
Ayden Anderson
jerk off to the most recent picture of your dad that you have access to. saying his name as you climax is a must.
Christian Cook
buy dipaers. put them on. shit in them. post pics with timestamp. also its not self harm
Alexander Lewis
this
Austin Morris
do this
Dominic Powell
shit/piss in a cup and show us
Elijah Brooks
Put a sharpie up your ass and take pic with timestamp
