>me and my mate walking through the street
>see Daniel Radcliffe
>mate shouts oiii you're a wizard harry
>he just keeps walking without acknowledging us
What a fucking prick, he definitely heard us.
Any other actors you thought was great until you met them in person and realised they're actually cunts
haha good one :)
haha good one :)
>mate shouts oiii you're a wizard harry
that's really original. i bet he's never heard that before. did you get some cheeky nando's after?
Should have shouted "you're a manlet Harry"
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haha good one :)
I saw Daniel Radcliffe at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>me and my friend stopping at a gas station
>see Mila Kunis
>walk up to her and start standing in her way and shit
>she tries to walk past us
>we grab her tits and run out
what a cunt
>live in los angeles
>see Ben Affleck
>shout "yo! gigi was shit m8"
>he looks at me for half a second and then continues walking
what a fucking asshole, eat shit fake batman
>at a restaurant in paris with my family
>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is sitting pretty close
>stand up and yell "please adopt me like you adopted all those niggers!"
>they don't react and my family looks horrified
What a bunch of fake hollywood fuckers they are, and my fucking family can go kill itself for all I care
This Can't be real. Actors are media-aware people, no actor would be as douchebag-ish as this.
Bruh
>Be in grocery store
>See Taylor Swift in tampon aisle
>She see me seeing her
>"Why don't you take a picture," she says.
>I walk away.
>"I said take my picture" she screams.
>I start to run away.
>"Take my fucking picture! Take my fucking picture!"
>Now she's throwing random grocery items all over the place.
>Grocery store evacuates. People screaming.
>Kids trampled. Melons busted.
>Taylor has some old lady by the throat.
>Still screaming "Take my picture! Dammit!"
What a bitch.
>interference
that's 'infetterance', stupid.
>see oona chaplin on the street
>shout AAAH MY BABY
>doesnt even look at me
why are celebrities such assholes
>“to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
>interference
You ruined the only funny part of this copy/pasta. I hope you feel bad.
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I keked
haha good one :)
I know it's fake...
But it's so funny and sad that I could see her doing something like that.
>be on vacation in london
>spot an elderly man
>cant quite place his face but ive seen him before
>creepy a pic of him to send to my friend to confirm identity because im too beta to confront people
>send the pic via text
>theres an error
>try again, still get an error
>try calling and operator says line is unavailable
>now oliver ford davies is taking notice at my dickery and shouts
>a communications disruption, can only mean one thing! invasion!
>hear the distinct buzz of a german v-1 flying bomb approach
>we both assplode and die
what a useless fucking faggot, he could have easily figured out about the communications disruption before this a given me a little heads up, prick
The only good version of this pasta is the Brandon Fraiser one