So i need nigger jokes for the 4th of July cook with my room mates family so Sup Forums give me what you go

so i need nigger jokes for the 4th of July cook with my room mates family so Sup Forums give me what you go


also

why are pills white?
because they work

Other urls found in this thread:

nationalvanguard.org/2015/06/on-the-origin-of-the-word-racist/
msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/
dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false
amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study
jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html
amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/
ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html
www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Why do black people make great christmas ornaments?
Because theyre good at hanging.

get the fuck off Sup Forums with your hate speech this is summer fagget

Kill yourself.

how do you keep a nigger from drowning

take your foot off his head

Well, i dont do racist jokes. Racism is for criminals, and im not black

lots of pills are blue, or pink

Why are niggers so good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal.

>WEAK
the joke, you fucking faggot is "Racism is for criminals, and crime is for niggers."
God fucking damn it get your shit together you fucking cumstain.

how do they keep flys off a black bride at her wedding
put a bucket of shit next to her

If you squint those two images look the same

What does a nigger and an apple have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night? You say "Drop it nigger!"

What's faster than a nigger with your TV? His brother with the DVD player!

A black girl walks into a Library and goes up to the counter.

"Excuse me ma'am, can I please use the colour printer?"

The librarian looks down.

"It's 2017, dear. You can use any printer you like."

what do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn?

antique farm equipment

Black guy and Mexican guy are in a car together. Who's driving?

The police!

The Police

why don't niggers use aspirin?

they don't want to pick the cotton out first.

I painted my computer black to make it run faster but it just stopped working.

why do niggers only have nightmares?

the last one that had a dream got shot.

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug addicts.

Why do niggers have white palms and bottom of their feet? Because everyone needs a little bit of good in them!

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that one is brilliant made me kek

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old nignog jokes from grade school:

what is the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

a Large Pizza can feed a family of 4
what is long and hard on a black man?
3rd grade...

What's something you'll never here a nigger say?

"Hi Maury, I came on this show today because I hope to be the baby's father"

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ha!

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here's a joke for you guys...

Racism.

oh, and everyone in this thread

A black guy, a Mexican, and a white guy get stranded on a dessert island.

The white guy finds a golden lamp in the sand and the Nigger tries to steal it. The Mexican joins in the fray and all three unwittingly summon a genie.

The great blue genie looks down on them and says "I shall grant you each one wish!"

The black guy immediately responds "I wish Me and all my people were back in Africa and happy"

*poof* it was so

The Mexican speaks up next "I too wish all my people were back in Mexico and Happy!"

*poof* it was so

Finally the Genie turns to the white man.

"So let me get this straight... all the black people are back in Africa. AND all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?"

Genie nods

"I'll take a Coke."

Can he even figure out the safety on that gun?

Uh oh SJW alert!

they invented nothing, apart from the blues and therefore all music that followed!

Nigger. Please get out. Sup Forums is not for niggers.
Or, if you are a femanon, you know the rules.

nope. just you're average member of society.
you're the true minority :)

Welcome newfags.

Did you go to school with Me? Hahaha

How do you get a black guy down from a tree? You cut the rope

normalfag detected.

The word racist was made (in to a bad thing) by internationalist globalist jewish commies in order to destabilized a existing nation.

They do this to take over the means of production and gain control over the assets of set nation whilst being foreigners themselves.

In Charles Malato’s Philosophie de l’Anarchie (1897) we find both raciste and racisme:
No doubt that before arriving at complete internationalism, there will be a stage which will be racism;
but it must be hoped that the layover will not be too long, that it will be rapidly surpassed. Communism, which appears that it must inevitably be regulated at the beginning of its functioning,
especially in regard to international trade, will bring about the establishment of racist federations (Latin, Slavic, Germanic, etc.). Anarchy — which we can glimpse at the end of two or three generations when,
as a result of the development of production, any regulations will have become superfluous — will bring the end of racism and the advent of a humanity without borders.
nationalvanguard.org/2015/06/on-the-origin-of-the-word-racist/

>Anyone who disagrees with me is new
Kill yourself.

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You little guys are cute. Can't take any alternative humour?

That has always amazed me. They have been living in one of the richest parts of the planet for millennia, yet left to their own devices, they are not much more than animals.
They only become something resembling a person in environments engineered by white people.

What's purple green red and hangs from a tree?

you filthy faggot, your faggotory betrays your newfaggotory

This is fucking stupid. Of course OP means the fucking spoon, but how the FUCK are you gonna feed a whole god damn family with ONE FUCKING SPOON? WHAT DO MOM, POP, AND BABBY JUST FUCKING TRADE OFF? FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT OP. YOU CAN'T JUST GO "LOL NIGGERS" AND EXPECT TO FIND COMEDY. YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID. PUT SOME GOD DAMN EFFORT INTO YOUR SHIT.

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uneducated redneck hick.
just because you're a loser and everyone else hates you because you're a pathetic weirdo who browses Sup Forums, you hate black people because they make you feel inferior.

:)

You seem very angry at a few jokes. Little do you know you yourself is becoming a joke also getting mad at us like this.

My Nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!

You were called new because it was clear you know little of Sup Forums's culture

RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
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msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/

dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race.
humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

Certain genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/

Environment accounts for little or none of the USA racial IQ gap:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study

In academic standardized testing , the wealthiest Black children underperform all but the poorest White children and just barely outperform even them.
jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html

Even when IQ is controlled for, Blacks display higher measurements of psychopathic personality than Whites:

amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/

Violent crime correlates more tightly with race than with wealth or population density:
ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

Race is also more tightly correlated to homicide rate
www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840

Bump.

This is true. Their musical abilities and voices are a blessing to the planet.
There was a time were the nigger was a integrated and positive part of western civilizations. The Jazz and blues era and such.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bridge? A bridge can support a family.

It is actually "I'm not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers"

Your both cumstains

"I'm not racist, I got black people in my family tree. They're hanging outside"
Pretty sure I told this one wrong, forgot How it went

im educating you. also redneck is slang for slave. considering whites have been taken as slaves for more then 2 millennia.

They would get rednecks from slaving in the sun.

You don't believe anyone actually reads this shit do you? If your post is tl:dr then all your linked content definitely is too

it's 2017 everyone thinks racists are cunts.

get with the fucking times.

blues, sprituals, jazz, etc was invented by mulattos. once they had some white injected into their mamas, then they got talent

pure black deep in the heart of blackest africe?
they invented AIDS, I guess that counts as an invention, i guess

>feel inferior
Yeah no that`s not how it works when they are the inferiors.

>Trying this hard
Keep replying, my penis is getting harder.
>very angry
We all like to exaggerate too, user.
>Old racist jokes are Sup Forums's culture
You wanna know how I know you're new?

Niggers are ruining our culture and society.

racism is not a crime, discrimination is. read.

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how u starve a nigger?

hide his welfare check under his work boots.

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You never had either you fucking faggot.

Ayyyyy got em

man you whiney little whiteboys are so fucking insecure hahahah

you hate it when someone hits too close too home.

aww lil whinging racists.

grow up

they are too poor to get work boots

everyone knows google is racist. thats why 'people of color" use yahoo and bing

Mexican and black jokes are all the same now. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Bet you're a cuck

Why dont black women wear menstrual pads to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

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i've got one,

how do you spot a racist?

he'll be angrily masturbating to the sound of his african american stepdad railing his mommy next door

Good one rocco

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Q: how many police officers does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs?

A: none, he tripped.

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These fucking threads are exactly the same as YLYL threads. I've seen every single one of these memes before. I've heard all these jokes before, which is easy because its always just the same joke.

Nobody posts these for humor. Its not about that, its about flinging shit like fucking grade school kids.

I remember that.

Anybody who uses hahahaha is either a troll or feeling insecure themselves.

that's incorrecto, ese

Our society was fine but then all these niggers started bringing all these stupid trends like sagging your pants and wearing your hat to the side and what not and their culture of "gangsta" in and now the crime rate has shot up and everyone dresses and talks like a nigger and I simply hate it.

>forgot Sup Forums is racist
>virtue signalling on the internet

>nigger
>work
pick one

B-but there is no such a thing like 'nigger joke'..
Thats all true..

or somebody who finds your insecurity amusing and doesn't use
>KEK
because i don't browse Sup Forums regularly you fucking parasite

I was just saying the actual joke without it being said wrong. Now please never talk to me again because to be honest i don't give a flying fuck