The Neon Demon thread

The Neon Demon thread

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Neon Demon > Drive > OGF

Great actress, mean fans

100% medically accurate depiction of the modeling industry, except not enough creepy middle aged gay men

>not having sexual fantasies about your waifu

smhtbhfam

semen debumb

My film of the year so far
Narrowly ahead of Childhood of a Leader

I worry that I'm being too forgiving though

There is no modeling industry in LA. Refn just used the fashion industry and models as an metaphor for Hollywood and It girls.

It was pretty shit. Like it was very pretty, but everything else was shitty. The monotone dialogue filled with long pauses was entertaining in drive, but it is wearing thin now. Story was nothing special either and if keanu reeves is the best actor in your movie you know you have a problem. Did pop a boner during that one scene tho.

Only God Forgives.

Best songs

Neon Demon (Intro)
Mine
Demon Dance
Gold Paint Shoot
Messenger Walks Among Us
Runway
Are We Having a Party

>distributed by amazon studios
>still not available to stream
>no web rips
why is this allowed? hurry up kikes.

Is this any good at all? I don't think I'd be able to give it a chance since Elle Fanning is so fucking pugly. I can't stand her face, specially her piggy nose.

Apparently the entire movie she's supposed to be a hot model so I think I'd be distracted and annoyed to watch. Id imagine it'd be like watching nothing but those scenes in TDK where the joker says how beautiful Maggie Gyllenhaal is.

Does this movie have any other redeeming qualities?

faggot

gay

Childhood of a Leader was initially released in 2015.

great film, Refn nailed it again

What? It's true. Why else do you think this is the worst rated/perfoming Refn flick?

Bitch is ugly and can't act. I'm willing to watch this garbage if someone convinces me that she doesn't have a big part, dies midway, or has her face covered throughout most of her scenes so I could imagine someone prettier in the role.

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I liked the Sia song

bluray is what? september 12 or something? why must I wait

is this troll? i haven't seen it. Is it on par with drive?

I think Refn went a bit too far in the press with his DUDE GOOD OR BAD IS IRRELEVANT LOL but he has a point. I saw this twice in theaters, shit was spiritual desu senpai. One of the best films I've ever seen in terms of cohesion between the sound and visuals.

I found it to be a true cinematic experience, and I feel sorry for the majority of people who see this for the first time on their laptop.

nah but it's close

TRULY

VOD releases in 30, august right?

festival releases don't count
It wasn't eligible for february's oscars but will be for next year's, thus I count it as a 2016 release

I think it's a wholly different type of approach. Drive for the most part played itself straight, even in the face of some ridiculous aesthetic and direction (the super long autistic pauses between dialogue etc). That same stuff is dialed to 11 in TND but the film seems to take it self way less seriously. As soon as the opening credits start and you see fucking glitter falling everywhere while a thumping electro beat plays, you'll get it.

Yup.

>There is no modeling industry in LA

my gf literally works in it you stupid redditor

dun DUN

DUN DUN DUN

youtu.be/OvUJsu5w8IU

outrageous?

IMO Runway is Martinez's best work and that scene is going to be a standout of 2016 for me.

I also loved the recurring synth motif that popped up throughout the film.

> I can't stand her face, specially her piggy nose.
Some will all you homosexual, but I understand.

She's not ugly, like repulsive. But the groin is a dealbreaker for my autism.

HQ Webums of THAT scene soon

Drive was a distillation of the hollywood film through Refn's visual lens. This film is Refn's aesthetic treatise on his own style.

How is it compared to bronson?

maybe she knows my uncle? he works for nintendo.

>TRULY
I
HAVE

yeah, looking forward to all the webms and images that are going to flood Sup Forums in a week

Kino.

sorry, but your gf is a porn star, bro

BECOME

delete this

No.

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>tfw this image isn't a screencap of a video where a guy is about to jerk off a sexy trap

;_;

>they fucked in the shooting breaks

>that uncomfortable Bella pretending to check her phone

Excellent movie op don't listen to the h8rs and the b8rs

What a hypocrite. She's dating Andrew Dominik who's 20 years older than her

nice try fag, my husband's daughter is in exotic dance industry and knows there's no modeling ind. in LA

Elle is so fucking ugly.

delet this

and die in a house fire

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post a pic of yourself

>mfw she actually has done nude shoots before

>have literal autism
>put your waifu in a movie so you can kiss them or suck on their toes
Refn and Tarantino are living the dream.

next step is lesbian porn

Aryan goddess.

>post a pic of yourself

calm down tumblr

yeah but Andrew Dominik is a kinographer not an autist who fawned over her and cast her as the lead in his movie just to get close to her

This. Dakota should be having these roles and Elle should just be locked up in a cellar somewhere.

Liv recommended Elle because she saw her in Ginger & Rosa. Refn also cast two more actors from that movie.

hi dakota

They should make lesbian incest porn, then have a crossover with the Thorne sisters, then for the third film in the trilogy I get included with all of them and they say sexy things to me like "Oh baby your penis is so adequate."

3 days

you should be a director

What does Armond white think of this film?

>google
>armond white neon demon

this is like taking an "average" looking girl, then pointing her nose up and putting her eyes too close. Shame too, because pale skin is the absolute best. Oh well, I guess she could've turned out worse.

Wrong.

OGF>Neon Demon=Drive

Runway>Demon Dance>Theme>Everything else

>tfw there's a guy whose job is to tongue out her boogers every morning when she wakes up and it's not you

This is my least favorite life.

>worst rated/performing Refn flick

What is Fear X or Only God Forgives? Pls kys

im goingto kill you

Refn you magnificent bastard

amazon says October 31st so i'd believe that over most other places, bluray.com says it was out in june so i don't know

>that mirror

WEW LAD

Yeah, whoever set up that area is a goddamn hero.

Are you retarded? We literally have an entire part of downtown called the fashion district where models amd designers live

her nose is too large. she's not 100% pure aryan blood. there's some nigger in her.

>tfw bought the vinyl
>tfw they edited down demon dance to a shitty 1:45min version.
>tfw will never hear the full 6 min travk on my glorious set up

Im honestly pissed about it pham

man you Elletists are fun to trigger.

out.com/armond-white/2016/6/29/neon-demon-review-antonioni-amiche-lesbian-fashion-movies

I like the film but honestly he made alot of good points in this review on why its shit.

> The Neon Demon cheapens fashion and femininity. Remember how Pauline Kael threw shade at Mike Nichols’ Carnal Knowledge: “It’s like a neon sign spelling out the soullessness of neon.”

I couldn't care less about his opinion tbqh

I know but he still made some good points that were valid and made me look at this film different.

It seem most of Sup Forums only care about his opinion when its a movie they know they are already going to hate.

Armond is a meme

Oh there will be when she meets me boi count on dat shyt.

How is she not attractive?

Why is this board so gay?

Same, I like most of her stuff though.

see

Well sir, you are entitled to your own opinions, however, you are talking shit about my waifu and I must ask you to fuck off.

She's too old

>being fooled by the pushup jew

I agree

>Liking fatnat

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>Dat nice suit.

Boy Elle would be alpha af.

>ywn fuck boy elle