My sister is fucking infuriating, Sup Forums. I'm nearing the end of my rope...

My sister is fucking infuriating, Sup Forums. I'm nearing the end of my rope. She brings her friends into our house all the time, even though our parents have told her time and again that she isn't allowed. she gets angry and tries to start a fight with me when I call her out on her bullshit. she lies CONSTANTLY, even going as far to tell her coworkers that I fractured my skull so that she could leave work early. she's a conspiracy theorist and shares the most retarded theories with me (dinosaurs never existed, the earth is flat. the world is going to end, the illuminati is invading her dreams.) and then gets pissy with me for telling her she's stupid for believing that crap -- even going as far to swing at me when I don't see things her way. I've been dealing with this shit my whole life and I'm sick and fucking tired of it. she started arguing with me about how she should be able to bring her friends into the house when our parents are away and that i'm being too uptight, but I work regularly and her friends are all loud and inconsiderate as fuck. always smell like smoke so they stink up the place, always use my shit without asking me and act all buddy buddy with me about it, as if they did nothing wrong. My dad has just told me to call the police on her the next time she gets aggressive and tries to fight me because he knows I'd kick her shit in, but I'm about ready to fucking floor this bitch the next time she raises a hand to me. What do, Sup Forums? I'm Irish as fuck so I'm fucking itching for her to try this shit again, but I don't want the bitch trying to sucker punch me in my sleep or break my shit (she has done so before)

shut up you whiny bitch. leave her alone, she's cute

rape

two words-"self defense"

No such thing when you're defending yourself against a woman.

Seriously, my boss was being attacked by his wife, locked himself in the bathroom and called the police. When the police arrived, they arrested HIM.

Sit around the house in your underwear. If you don't have underwear, buy some nice white ones. Don't shower, bathe, or anything of the sort. Make sure to have your legs spread nice and wide when her and her friends come over.

Shit'll stop real quick.

+Bonus points if you do it all naked.

Fuck off white-knight cuck

fuck off, you faggot. you'd let some bitch push you around? you think tits will save you from an ass whoopin? fuck off, you gigantic cuck.

OP pretty sure your sister is a schizophrenic... No, wait I'm wrong. That's just an ordinary woman.

Fuck her, user. You know you want to.

Nigga fuck you

kek. she's tried to say she's got some sort of mental shit going on as an excuse, but as soon as our parents said they'd bring her to a therapist she clammed up.

Hit her

as long as I get to kill myself after. fuck off, you sick incestuous fuck.

Fucking this. Do it you fucking faggot.

Come on, you know you want to. Post pics, let us get a look at her.

last time I hit her, she stayed up all night trying to outlast me and threatened to kill me. I was 12, she was 17. bitch has mad anger issues. belongs in a motherfucking psyche ward.

Bro is your sister ugly or some shit

ugly as hell. she's lesbian or some crap though, so I guess it makes sense.

Why didn't you say so? Now it makes perfect sense. Give that bitch a reality check.

pics

Call the police if your parents are away and her friends refuse to leave. Fuck them if you think you're a faggot for calling the cops. They need to learn some respect and so does your sister.

why do you live with your parents and sister?

move out you worthless homosexual

You can call the cops, but they might just laugh.

My dad always said "you can lead a horse to water and if you can't make it drink fuck it up the asshole." Ofcause he did only say this this one time when he was drowning my bitch mum

Post pics of her

His sister's older than him. She should be the one moving out, not OP.

thank you. I'm 19, working while attending community college so I can save up and transfer to the university that I want to go to. she's fucking 23, a college dropout, and working at some shitty casino.

his sister isn't on Sup Forums bitching about her free room and board, is she?

I don't have any pics of her. Why would I? She's ugly as hell and fucking retarded. I'm doing you incest-fantasy fucks a favor here.

>free room and board
I pay fucking rent and I buy my own fucking groceries. All she does is fucking mooch off our parents and be an inconvenience to all of us. Even they want her to go, but they're both afraid of the trouble she'd get herself into if she lived on her own. she tried it once and her roommates all got so tired of her that they jumped her. serves her right, but I wish they hadn't; or else she'd still be living there and not here.

she got a facebook?

you thirsty cuck. get the fuck off this thread. i'm not spilling any sauce.

You sound like a bitch.