Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums,
If you were on camera about to be executed by ISIS, what would you say and/or do just before it happened?
Best answer wins +10 internets

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TRAPS ARE GAAAAAAAAY!

Leading the pack so far...

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I'd Anthony Sullivan it as long as possible.
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LAURA B WAS A BOY!!!!

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Is it true?
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I'd tell them this fucking place sucks and you're getting one star on trip advisor

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>that if anyone desired to follow the Lord zealously, with a pure heart and mind, and wished faithfully to bear the cross after Him, he would no longer hesitate to take up the way to the Holy Sepulchre.

How can white bois even compete ?

"At least they didn't force me to fuck their women, that's a real suicide mission!"

>We wahz KANGZ

Dammit I forgot about that shit...
Fucking nostalgia..

youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

You would launch a multi-platform coordinated air-strike on them?

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

I know it's cheesy
But I feel grate

Reclaim the Holy land!
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

but why not Robert Paulsen?

If you strike me down, I'll shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine

Topkek m8

"yall can kiss my rebel dick" then i allah akbar on those fools

>All these guys did was laugh all night about how bullshit Islam is... and how many likes this would get on ISISTube...

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"You bastards! You'll all pay for this! You'll never take me aliiiiIIIIIIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIIIIIGHT"

The Eyes of Texas are Upon You
Motherfuckers

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

>Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>Lol'd
New leader.

Im headed to hell now

Hi, I'm user, and this is Jackass

You in pic

Just thought I'd let you assholes know. They won't be 72 virgins anymore by the time you get up there.

>What's this guy paying you?

>9/11 was an inside job. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel...

Sand Niggers

camera zooms in on my serious face

the thing is that the vid would never be made public if you dont behave how they want you to. ever notice how edited and calculated everything is in these videos?

so the real choice is, act like a hard cunt or be funny and have your bit edited out or sit and behave and have your murder shown to the world..

Delete my internet history.

i would explain sherlock like so

It's fucking Sup Forums, dude. Don't read into shit so fucking hard

"I'm one of the virgins."

I would say [spoiler]REPLY THIS POST OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT[/spoiler]

All these guys are CPB

>I'm coming Harambe!

were it so easy

ISIS is a NAMBLA front

Scooty puff junior suuuuuucks!

that doesn't even make sense, why would you say that line before being beheaded

THEY'RE TURNIN' THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY

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>this is it
>im moments away from death
>my executioner is beginning his speech
>i remember the threads
>i remember the memes
>i thought about it for weeks
>i have the perfect thing to say on camera so Sup Forums will know i was one of them
>this is gonna be perfect
>he's done ranting
>THIS IS IT
>NOW'S MY CHANCE
I WAAAARRRRRRRREGGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGGLLLLRLRLRLRLLRLLLLRLRMMNNNNNNNNNN............

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Derka, derka. Muhammad, Jihad.

good luck beheading me faggot

Start singing ocean man as loud as humanly possible

Strike me down now and ill become more powerful than you could ever imagine

DO IT FAGGOT

If you kill me, then you're gay.

There is nothing you could say. If you do not follow the script, you will be beaten, the footage deleted, and you will be put back on screen a day later to do it again. Don't follow the script a second time? They'll edit it out and kill you without you saying a word

Think anything you say will do a fucking thing? These people gut children without flinching. They don't give a fuck what some white cunt says, they'll just make you watch yourself bleed to death then taunt your still living decapitated head

Honestly, what kind of autistic cunt even entertains the notion of some last second hurrah?

>stare into camera

"So, your probably wondering how i got here"

what kind of autistic cunt gives a reply like this in this thread?

Die

"you kill me, I'll fuck all your 72 virgins biatch..."

Check em

EEEESSSKEETIT

La illaha illallah Muhammadur rasoolullah... The Islamic creed. They would not be able to use the footage, because it is not allowed to kill someone in battle when they do that. They either have useless footage or they present themselves as totally secular.

I love this CIA acting job.