Gonna pop half a strong Viagra cos bored.. 9 and 5 decides what do next?

Gonna pop half a strong Viagra cos bored.. 9 and 5 decides what do next?

Don't touch yourself for 2 days.

Shit..

Kek

cut your dick off

Snort it

Put your dick in an angle grinder

cancel this, edge a bunch then jizz on camera

Cut a hole in a stuffed animal, and slowly fuck it as you use a condiment of your choice as lube, but you can't cum and must last 7min

Get spit roasted by some gay black guys with aids.

Give your dick an Indian burn and post pics

Stick it in your dickhole

Hover your dick over a candle for a minute

On the 3rd day, jerk off to the beat of Flash by Queen

You can still masturbate. Just don't touch yourself...at all

Viagra is blue, just saying.

Unless you're getting laid, or plan on a heavy beat-off session, this won't do anything.

Put jalapeno juice in dick hole

insert a long toothpick down your dick please

arent they blue?


>fist urself

Wear sweatpants commando style and go for a walk at the mall.

No hands in pockets or adjusting allowed.

Wear a condom, and watch a Bob Ross video and paint along with him using your dick

Since 5 is still open, I'll try my luck.
Do while watching porn for a few hours every day.

Touch yourself for 2 days.

Bump

Wear a speedo out in public. If anyone says anything, offer to let them touch it.

Oh shit who do we trust?

Turn your dick into a Minion using markers

Take a full Viagra right after and rub your dick against the carpet until you get carpet burn

Get

This.