Gonna pop half a strong Viagra cos bored.. 9 and 5 decides what do next?
Gonna pop half a strong Viagra cos bored.. 9 and 5 decides what do next?
Don't touch yourself for 2 days.
Shit..
Kek
cut your dick off
Snort it
Put your dick in an angle grinder
cancel this, edge a bunch then jizz on camera
Cut a hole in a stuffed animal, and slowly fuck it as you use a condiment of your choice as lube, but you can't cum and must last 7min
Get spit roasted by some gay black guys with aids.
Give your dick an Indian burn and post pics
Stick it in your dickhole
Hover your dick over a candle for a minute
On the 3rd day, jerk off to the beat of Flash by Queen
You can still masturbate. Just don't touch yourself...at all
Viagra is blue, just saying.
Unless you're getting laid, or plan on a heavy beat-off session, this won't do anything.
Put jalapeno juice in dick hole
insert a long toothpick down your dick please
arent they blue?
>fist urself
Wear sweatpants commando style and go for a walk at the mall.
No hands in pockets or adjusting allowed.
Wear a condom, and watch a Bob Ross video and paint along with him using your dick
Since 5 is still open, I'll try my luck.
Do while watching porn for a few hours every day.
Touch yourself for 2 days.
Bump
Wear a speedo out in public. If anyone says anything, offer to let them touch it.
Oh shit who do we trust?
Turn your dick into a Minion using markers
Take a full Viagra right after and rub your dick against the carpet until you get carpet burn
Get
This.