Hi

Hi
I have stage 4 stomach cancer.
Have around 2 months to live
find myself unable to sleep and browsing Sup Forums many nights.
bored
AMA

favorite pizza?

Stop it

You should watch Hard Boiled it's a great movie

When did you find out you had cancer, and at what stage?

Hawaiian. fuck people who say pineapple isnt supposed to be on pizza

I found it at stage 4 like a week ago
was in the hospital for a few days because of bloating

Become Christian if you're not already, you pretty much have a shortcut into heaven.

do the doctors know why?

I'm agnostic
but I plan to go to confession. never done it before
seems like a good time

there are a lot of possible reasons why I got it, but there is no sure way to know

>mfw
You have cancer because of this post

>browsing Sup Forums many nights
I figured you would be tired of cancer by now.

>spending your last days on Sup Forums
proud of you, son

hivemind.
This is what I did before I knew I was sick
its funny cuz other people have said the same thing.
"you still are home on the internet" shit like that

its what makes me happy

thanks dad.

Dude is there any chance that you could send me money? That is, if you don't have family members to pass it on to. I'm a poorfag student working full time and living in Vancouver (rent here is absurdly expensive)

give me a steam ID and I might buy something in your wish list

Did you smoke?
If not, it's time to start.

Do they let you jerk off in hospital?

I've smokied cigs on and off since highschool. I've been smoking for a few months now. no reason to stop now right?

>but there is no sure way to know

autopsy at the latest.

whats your age?

Kill yourself faggot

they couldnt stop me user.

Go for lsd OP

can you show us your lewd body

cute picture

classy

This

OP, let us know the autopsy results when you get them

my nigga

im 19
how could the autopsy determine the cause?
doesnt matter either way

i;ve done acid before. might do it again soon

sorry no

glad you like.
saved a lot of wierd shit over the years

How old is opie? I hope you lived well.

What will you be wearing for your death suit?

I feel you.

Hey, listen to that guy who told you to become a Christian. There's no risk really and it should be easy to be a decent guy for two months. Just a thought.

Try heroin too.

19
my life was good
im not sad

oh damn dude thanks so much, Steam ID is rex_maztar

Fable Anniversary would be awesome. it's on sale for ten bucks I think

Post evidence or fuck off.
Medical record, pic with timestamp of your asshole and/or cock. Alternatively, post timestamp with meds so we know you are something else than an attentionwhore.

I'm not proud

19 and stomach cancer?

gene defect me thinks.

look into CRISPR and gene therapy, places like Panama or Columbia. A few thousand dollars and you'll be on your way again.

autopsy could reveal other things about your bodily condition, toxicity levels, etc.

Hav you gotten all your affairs sorted, like your will and shit?

Well, no reason to stop, but then that might be why you have cancer, which fucking sucks.

Do you want to dress as a girl and get fucked by a man before you die ?

Have you considered taking a bunch of DMT before you pass away? Apparently it feels like experiencing hundreds of years in an instant, might give you the illusion of a longer life (if you do enough at once)

Op don't give this niggardly cunt anything. You need that money for drugs and hookers

Jesus fuck. Are you seriously begging a terminally ill person for money with the reasoning "you won't need it soon anyways?". Please don't buy this piece of shit anything. If you want to help someone with your money there are actual charities and organizations out there.

I might get a ten dollar game on steam guys chill out holy shit

Go raw vegan and stop being so dramatic.

>RAW FOOD CURES CANCER

not sure.
I will probably ask to be wearing my normal cloths.
I've always hated dressing up

>be a decent guy for two months
>Try heroin too
lmao I plan to try meth and heroin, way ahead of you

look out for another one of these threads. I'll have proof then

my family doesnt have that kind of money. thanks tho

not really. i have a lot to do but dont want to do it. I think I might just leave it to someone else

im bi and have been fucked before. not a trap.
funny story tho.
this girl I knew fucked my when i told her I was sick. great sex.

that shit scares me. i plan to do a bunch of drugs but I dont want to mess with that kind of stuff


trying to keep up with all of you

you need that ten dollars to papercut your dad's cock

Just so you finger your ass while the fist fighters run a train on your trap hero in HD.

>having terminal cancer is dramatic
Just eat some vegetables OP. That'll fix everything. Don't forget your amethyst and homeopathy

this hurts my soul

OP,
I feel for you so hard right now

I wish you didnt have to do this.
Maybe it will give you comfort knowning that you will not be alone in this. There will be people in the future who live for 200+ years, but no matter what, we all will follow you into the void

Im sorry bud

I should start telling girls I'm dying of cancer for sex, can I steal your story and abuse it to catfish people into sex ?

Ok well if you're nervous about something as powerful as DMT you should get your hands on some quality mushrooms (preferably Golden Titres) and go on a hike and trip balls with a couple friends out in the wilderness, few things in life are so fun. Also you should try having sex on molly.

i hate kikes who pretend to have cancer

>736888888 get

You're goin to be one with everything. It will be similar to before you were born. Or maybe you'll wake up as someone else on another planet. It'll either be chill as fuck or a beautiful adventure. Win- win. Hope you enjoy your time here on Earth. This post made me realize I need to stop smoking, so you changed at least one person's life tonight. Good luck on your quest, OP

re roll

Let's get these 8's in op's last thread

I tried for u OP

bruh I ALREADY have cancer
raw food wont heal me

thank you man
you are right. we all die. its part of the reason im not sad or depressed or whatever im supposed to feel.
Im different to most people when it comes to shit like this.
im not scared to die. it hurts me to think people will be tore up inside cuz im dead, but all pain passes.
cool part is: I get to see if there is a god. soon,

sure man
i had some of the best sex i've ever had cuz of cancer.
10/10 would recommend

sounds fun
thanks for the advice

...

would have been a great get Sup Forumsro

this is a joke right?

>similar to before you were born

Its going to be the EXACT same as before you were born. This might be calming to some people, but its gunna be nothing like what you describe. You're not gunna be one with anything, you are going to be removed from everything.

>quest
cringe

Bro, nurse fag here. Be sure to have a living will set up. Sounds stupid but ive had pts who were well on their way dying and unfortunately in pain, and the family did all they could to keep their loved one alive, like continuous iv, peg tube feeding etc. Bc they didn't want to let go. Its tough.
But fuck that.
If you're at peace, go with hospice.
Its just comfort measures.
Xanax, ativan, morphine etc.

Best of luck user

could you imagine if there is something once we die tho?
there is a possibility that there is.
probably not, but if there is an afterlife you need to try to consider every possibility

>my family doesnt have that kind of money.

Get a loan.

My grandma also died of cancer. I know a lot of these things.
My parents know that once im close to death they will pull all the plugs per say.
I have a lot of drugs to numb the pain
thank you for the advice tho.
everything you said is very important.

and leave them in horrible debt?
k

>you need to try to consider every possibility
>NEED

Why do I NEED to? For my own, or your comfort?
Yes its possible, but not likely.

not the DMT guy, but definately mess around with hallucinogenics before you die.

like. a lot of hallucinogenics.

lsa changed my life for the better.
i am not afraid of death anymore after experiencing ego death.

maybe it will put your mind at ease too.

well you dont NEED to do anything.
what I meant was this:
if I or anyone who is scared/curious of life after death then the best course of action to learn what it could be.
that is why I plan to go to a confession.
but im not scared of hell
so whatever.

They arent going to be obligated to pay for someone elses debt

Just make sure they arent associated in any way

What crazy, fucked up shit are you planning on doing? Besides drugs? Why not take out a small loan and go on vacation or something?
>inb4 tailand + ladyboissss

>cool part is: I get to see if there is a god. soon,
probably the only cool thing about death

I dont have a worried mind. just pain.
I have done acid once, but there were after affects that could be bad
if you dont know hallucinogenics can really fuck you up.
I dont remember what its called, but its when you have a bad trip and never get out of it.
im at a much higher risk of this happening to me cuz of my mental illnesses

>but im not scared of hell
Good, you shouldnt be. As long as you're conscious, then you're good right? An eternity of suffering is better than an eternity in the void.

get some more oxycodone then.

also have a trip while on opioids. it'll increase your odds of a good trip.

and yeah i know they can fuck you up. but they're really useful for changing your perspective on things.

ive gained perception on the nature of reality and the transientness of existence. i literally dont care if my life goes to shit. because of that my life is now better than ever.

i hope it may do the same for you too. terminal illness is not an easy thing to deal with mentally.

im not sure how I would even go about doing this.
it seems like a lot of time and trouble
but who knows, maybe I'll remember this and do it.
I have a lot of plans
I want to fuck my ex who was a huge slut again.
I plan to beat the shit out of this one guy who stole money from me
I've also been having a lot of fun selling my shit to people. making up stories and over selling or under selling for the lulz
Besides a few other small things just spend time with those I love.

an eternity of void is much scarier than most things

interesting ideas.
i already have a shit ton of oxy and coke so if I can get some shrooms or somethin i will probably try

why do you decline the fact that you only have cancer because you eat unhealthy shit all your life? why don't you simply eat 100% vegetables, mushrooms and normal water? why are you not already dead because of natural selection?

i hope nobody learned how to eat from you. if you have children they are likely to get cancer as well because they eat the same shit, suggar and cooked fast food + meat as you.

and dont even try to say that you eat healthy. you eat shit all day, we know it. you said u love hawaii pizza you faggot. go and die you industry scum

are you the same raw food guy? lmao
my eating habits growing up were actually way better than most. my mom was and is a super healthy eater.
either way you are retarded and probably b8

Whats your top 3 favorite games of all time?

You are so lucky

you just confirmed >super healthy eater
keked.

so retarded. how can you look into the mirror you liar.

thats a haaard question user
I have played many games
here are my favs
>Zelda series (favs being oot and twilight)
>portal 1 and 2
>SCGO
>Rocket league (champ 1 rn)
>osu!
and like 400 others.

you're dumb and gay lul

stop blaming your mom for ur cancer OP. it is only your fault

says the guy who got cancer because of shitty lifestyle LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHA

Can you tell me what aya think its like, the other other side i mean. Because ive asked for death when i was younger but only gotten nightmares.

Post picture of cancer with timestamp, faggot.
Also congratulations for wasting what little time you have left.

you could at least try to improve instead of whining here

ich nehme allet zurück mein mensch

I think that nothing happens. we die and our energy goes back to the universe. Humans are just insanely complicated meat bags with a brain that can comprehend abstract ideas unlike anything we know. doesnt mean there is a higher power or an after life. just means we are smart.

show me the exact post where im whining

oh shit dude have you played Breath of the Wild yet? put that one on the bucket list bro it's fuckin amazing

i didnt have to money for a switch or wii u FeelsBadMan
kinda feel like I dont have the time now.
even tho im wasting my time here

What kind of bloating are we talking about here? Were there any other symptoms that you noticed?

you basically have a get out of jail free card. Do all the crazy shit
try all the drugs
do 150 in the inner city
kill a hobo
find out what's inside a fingerbox
get svastika tat on forehead

but no, your dead will be as pathetic as your life was, in front of a screen

you could get a used wii u for cheap on craigslist, veeeeery worth the investment just for that one game, I think it's probably the best game ever made, but that's just my opinion

y waste tym here?

i couldnt eat much, and a few other things, but the bloating was so bad that it was visible and extremely painful. I had eaten a lot for a birthday.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

I probably should try.
thanks for the idea man

makes me happy

fucking your grandpa in hell

Are you in hospice?

>2 months to live
>bored

way to go champ

lmao