NEW SERIES SLAGS EDITION
X FACTOR THREAD
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>Yes Lads
Fucking hell, they're absolute cunts and I want to kill them already
>unemployed scousers in hoodies
Oh god
gas these pricks
At least there is no useless audience this series.
inb4 you were all good except for you
would you want to be solo artists etc.
>judges quit
>ratings in the toilet
>get the old judges back
ITV must be going bankrupt keeping Sharon, Louis and Simon on board
They need to get a better variety of music, it's the same music every single year. You can pretty much tell what they will play.
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Still remember this ad from this show
this guy looks like a right nutter
This guy is pure Sup Forums
>It's a 'contestants have to sit next to each other and have a conversation despite not wanting to' segment
Ahh yes
>Aim of the show is to make a modern contemporary pop star who can make Simon a gorillion dollars
>Have the contestants sing motown, big-band and 80s one-hit wonders every week
hmmm yes this cover of Ain't No Mountain High Enough will surely make you the next Kelly Clarkson
This autism
>Recorded 40 songs and an album
This guy is a star
Ahh yes, a true Ibiza trance classic!
>Aim of the show is to have companies fork over ridiculous amounts of advertising revenue
FTFY
He looks like he's stroking an invisible great dane
And it's the same songs every year
>Capital FM
How do they have this much money?
Imagine watching this tripe on a Saturday night whilst everyone else your age is out shagging.
I have two kids, shagging is overrated
Because they have to pay license fees to use them
I don't have to imagine.
>dat Product Placement symbol
Its a bank holiday mate and its pissing it down. Everyones out tomorrow
this
used to being alone
Has there been any sob stories yet?
>sang for't Queen Muvva
>had ta give it oop to go dahn't pit
>bank holiday weekend
>thunderstorms
Nobody is out tonight
mmmmmmmm
bet she's got a cute fanny
>You're only 16
What does he mean by this?
>no such thing as a perfect edition but..
>this was really good
What did he mean by this
UNCONDITIONAL
UNCONDITIONALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>the cancer that is killing Britain
no thanks
Ahh yes, a generic twat with a guitar
B O L T O N
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I'd still suck his dick ;)
>he sounds like every other twat with a guitar
Simon needs to ruin him
sob story time
>let us hear one of your own songs
>well my brother died....
Sob story wins again
SOB STORY
>muh dead brother
Was this setup?
I dont like feelings desu lads
Good song desu
T-shirt is several sizes too big
feel bad for him but he's just a twat with a guitar
>Was this setup?
Gee, I wonder
I didnt watch xfactor for feels
this was alllll set up to get to this point wow
Is he gay? And this seems scripted.
Reminded of wish you were here by Pink Floyd
>Its a shit first audition with a backup song and sob story episode
And it's another adele song in the background
Did he say he was two years old in the song?
How the fuck do you miss someone you can't remember?
This faggot's milking it for the sympathy vote.
haven't listened to that in ages
>Nicole's lips
FFS
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pretty much but its an opportunity non the less
Of course he is, his dead brother is rolling in his tiny grave
40 minutes in and we've seen how many ACTS? 4 or 5?
>Yes Lad
>Some Girl
>Shit old man who sucked
>Sob Story Gay dude with guitar singing about dead brother
Dales mentioned
>its a gypo segment
caravan sob story now
>Needed someone to read to tell him if he passed his driving test
fucking dying
AND he's dyslexic
How did he pass if he can't read road signs?
Serious question, how could a dyslexic even win this show? They couldn't write their own songs
literally the next steve
ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
>implying pop artists actually write their own songs
Get tulisa back in
Fuck that song.
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That was the worst sex tape in history
>got a great voice man
Can this cunt get any more disingenuous
>postal option
Why?
calm down chandler
>its a 1 song then another advert episode
There were other tapes of her but she ordered them destroyed
Very sad
can't stand these twats tapping on cans and cups to make 'music'
why do they do it
>Louis Walsh
Why?
Why is he a judge?
Dad's on bbc2
Swerve this itv shite
Dad's army*
Kek
>do you make rice pudding
Simon gonna be apologising on twitter for that one desu
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NIP NONG CHINK CHONK FUCK OFF MATE
>this scottish chink
the only reason I watch this
cracking up
Hohohoho
>Nic can do impressions
My opinion of her has is at an all time high
Post nudes
MIDGET!
SHE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING MIDGET
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE HOW FUCKING TINY SHE IS?
She has nudes?
SAFE SPACE
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She didn't have a good enough sob story about a dead relative so they made one up about her getting cyber-bullied
She has really nice nipples desu
Never seen nudes