X FACTOR THREAD

NEW SERIES SLAGS EDITION

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>Yes Lads

Fucking hell, they're absolute cunts and I want to kill them already

>unemployed scousers in hoodies

Oh god

gas these pricks

At least there is no useless audience this series.

inb4 you were all good except for you

would you want to be solo artists etc.

>judges quit
>ratings in the toilet
>get the old judges back

ITV must be going bankrupt keeping Sharon, Louis and Simon on board

They need to get a better variety of music, it's the same music every single year. You can pretty much tell what they will play.

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Still remember this ad from this show

this guy looks like a right nutter

This guy is pure Sup Forums

>It's a 'contestants have to sit next to each other and have a conversation despite not wanting to' segment

Ahh yes

>Aim of the show is to make a modern contemporary pop star who can make Simon a gorillion dollars
>Have the contestants sing motown, big-band and 80s one-hit wonders every week

hmmm yes this cover of Ain't No Mountain High Enough will surely make you the next Kelly Clarkson

This autism

>Recorded 40 songs and an album
This guy is a star

>posting the shit one

Here you go yes lads.

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Ahh yes, a true Ibiza trance classic!

>Aim of the show is to have companies fork over ridiculous amounts of advertising revenue

FTFY

He looks like he's stroking an invisible great dane

And it's the same songs every year

>Capital FM

How do they have this much money?

Imagine watching this tripe on a Saturday night whilst everyone else your age is out shagging.

I have two kids, shagging is overrated

Because they have to pay license fees to use them

I don't have to imagine.

>dat Product Placement symbol

Its a bank holiday mate and its pissing it down. Everyones out tomorrow

this

used to being alone

Has there been any sob stories yet?

>sang for't Queen Muvva
>had ta give it oop to go dahn't pit

>bank holiday weekend
>thunderstorms
Nobody is out tonight

mmmmmmmm

bet she's got a cute fanny

>You're only 16

What does he mean by this?

>no such thing as a perfect edition but..
>this was really good
What did he mean by this

UNCONDITIONAL

UNCONDITIONALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>the cancer that is killing Britain
no thanks

Ahh yes, a generic twat with a guitar

B O L T O N
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I'd still suck his dick ;)

>he sounds like every other twat with a guitar
Simon needs to ruin him

sob story time

>let us hear one of your own songs
>well my brother died....

Sob story wins again

SOB STORY

>muh dead brother

Was this setup?

I dont like feelings desu lads

Good song desu

T-shirt is several sizes too big

feel bad for him but he's just a twat with a guitar

>Was this setup?

Gee, I wonder

I didnt watch xfactor for feels

this was alllll set up to get to this point wow

Is he gay? And this seems scripted.

Reminded of wish you were here by Pink Floyd

>Its a shit first audition with a backup song and sob story episode

And it's another adele song in the background

Did he say he was two years old in the song?
How the fuck do you miss someone you can't remember?
This faggot's milking it for the sympathy vote.

haven't listened to that in ages

>Nicole's lips
FFS

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pretty much but its an opportunity non the less

Of course he is, his dead brother is rolling in his tiny grave

40 minutes in and we've seen how many ACTS? 4 or 5?

>Yes Lad
>Some Girl
>Shit old man who sucked
>Sob Story Gay dude with guitar singing about dead brother

Dales mentioned

>its a gypo segment

caravan sob story now

>Needed someone to read to tell him if he passed his driving test
fucking dying

AND he's dyslexic

How did he pass if he can't read road signs?

Serious question, how could a dyslexic even win this show? They couldn't write their own songs

literally the next steve

ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

>implying pop artists actually write their own songs

Get tulisa back in

Fuck that song.

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That was the worst sex tape in history

>got a great voice man
Can this cunt get any more disingenuous

>postal option

Why?

calm down chandler

>its a 1 song then another advert episode

There were other tapes of her but she ordered them destroyed

Very sad

can't stand these twats tapping on cans and cups to make 'music'

why do they do it

>Louis Walsh

Why?

Why is he a judge?

Dad's on bbc2

Swerve this itv shite

Dad's army*

Kek

>do you make rice pudding

Simon gonna be apologising on twitter for that one desu

TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG

NIP NONG CHINK CHONK FUCK OFF MATE

>this scottish chink
the only reason I watch this

cracking up

Hohohoho

>Nic can do impressions

My opinion of her has is at an all time high

Post nudes

MIDGET!

SHE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING MIDGET

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE HOW FUCKING TINY SHE IS?

She has nudes?

SAFE SPACE
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She didn't have a good enough sob story about a dead relative so they made one up about her getting cyber-bullied

She has really nice nipples desu

Never seen nudes