You are taking a shit in the mall and this happens what do?

You are taking a shit in the mall and this happens what do?

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

Use it to wipe

throw bleach on it, if you want me to do something else to it ask me. don't slam a hole into a wall and put your dick through it.

Keep shitting.

Hang the toilet paper roll on it.

Good looking dick so might as well suck it

Suck on it, do a proper brojob

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turn around 360 degrees and walk away

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suck it

put out my knife, and cut that dick off. fucking pervert

MEGA KARATE CHOP

Cut it off with this credit card knife I just bought and now carry with me in my wallet. It's razor sharp and I knew it would come in handy someday

I'd probably kick it full force and break that fucker in two.

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Grab it and twist the shit out of it like im rising a towel

prepare a slipknot with my para cord bracelet and tie his cock very tightly to something sturdy as fuck on my side of the wall and leave running.

Tap it with my penis

Quickly shove a needle in it perpendicular to the dick, also the needle's length is bigger than the diamater of the hole, therefore he will never be able to pull his dick out

Provide a handjob.

begin rubbing it, depends on the cock.
if it looks nice i'd suck it

I'd definitely touch and play with it. Get mine out and rub them together!

take his dick and shit on it

Say "I don't do that, man," and see what happens.

cut it off

I Kekt pretty hard

Put my foot above it
stomp down as hard as I can
His penis is crushed between my foot and the cut out hole with obviously very sharp edges

gtfo faggots

Quite right!

exactly what I would love to do but you don't always have a long fucking needle with you sadly

Kek

more

Ugly bent dick with a rash on the tip.
I mean maybe if it where a nice plump clean dick...

well that actually happened to me once on a festival. I took out my lighter, poured my whiskey on the dong and lit that shit on fire. damn that screaming... :D

Wtf. This looks exactly like my dick

that is a nice cock tbh, would suck 10/10

I'd use it to hold the toilet paper roll

Not circumcised: Kill the smelly ugly stick with fire
Circumcised: Give it the best sucking its ever had

drill a hole besides, put my dick in it
>what you can do I can do better

here
That's aids.
EdGyLoRd xDD

You have aids dude.

So original

LOL You poor bastard

I'd suck till he splooged down my throat

Have never had a complaint.

Hospital right now it is then.

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Fuck that guy....I'm going to stare at how long my poo is

GENIUS

Girl's don't like to hurt guy's feeling when it comes to what's below the belt.

Piss and shit on it!

Show me your dick so I can jerk off to it you homo

same but no homo

maybe rig my knife to the wall so if he tries to retract his dick the knife fleas skin off much like that trap on saw

Relevant.

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Stand up and kick him in that Muslim dick.

take a picture and post it on Sup Forums for my gay friends

snap it off

>death grip
>rake it across the fibre board

help a nigga out

I carry a zip tie. That could be funny.

I'd run my fingers along the shaft before taking a nice firm grip. Then I would start to stroke it gently for a few minutes. After that I would kiss the tip before taking it into my waiting mouth. I would keep sucking and stroking it until I could taste the pre-cum. At that point I would suck and stroke as fast as I could until he filled my mouth with his hot, thick cum.

draw a funny face around the penis in a way that makes the penis be the nose of the face

Did you just assume his gender.

>his

Did you just assume one gender ?

mine to. before I fixed my foreskin.

1000x YES

>Leave stall
>Kick down adjacent door
>Leave faggot in a bloody, moaning heap on the ground.

just suck it off so u can go back to ur shit

>karate chops dick

>internet tough guy

Would I go to jail if I cut his dick?

I carry vice grips in my pack for just such an occasion...

the thing about gloryhole is that i's anonymous so no problem mate

skin it back and stick a pin thru it

>check out le geys

gay quads

Better to just suck it instead of risking taking hundreds more in the ass right?

>Wipe ass
>Rub shit paper on pee-pee hole

Hang one of my shoes on it.

Use a pocket knife to cut that nasty skinflap off and toss it.

now you have cum in your shoe was that part of your plan?

ITT: navy seals and commandos that hate penises.

pee on it

That's pretty gay

>Motherfucker you better get that dick out of that hole fast before I put several more in this wall
>flip safety off and pull hammer back

Found the faggot.

I got hard though. Wish some girls I knew could put in that enthusiasm.

Quads of truth.

Agree.

Then you will be going the same way dipshit

>le moonwalk meme
Now that we've finished this can we never make that dumb joke again?

Unlikely.

Cant tell if trolling, or just really fucking new.

I would cum instantly

Get on hands and knees and succ

HI, please give me succ

Deal

Show me your mouth, I'd love to tribute to it.

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