How do you compete against THIS?

How do you compete against THIS?

[spoiler]i dont[/spoiler]

fuck my gf ?

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What's to compete? Oversized dick?

Happily, knowing my bang-on-average sized dick can be used to duck without causing her so much discomfort she has to stop.

With a monster cock like that, you can literally only fuck STD ridden whores who are already numb on the inside from all the dildos, which are even bigger than you again.

By getting mad skillled in photoshop

Can't. You win

This.

this

Don't need too.

I can enjoy going balls deep with my wife. I couldn't imagine only getting a 3rd of my dick in.

You will never know the feeling and joy of your ball sack hitting that asshole while you are all the way inside.

That's disgusting, please think again before posting your genitals on da fore chinz..

I hope your mum walks in on you

Kek'd

must be annoying never getting to plunge the whole length without rustling up some nigger bitch with a 4foot cunt, deep or wide pick one

Bigger paycheck

Bigger dick is a fun meme when youre in school and have no social standing, but in the real world money and power mean more. Which is probably why all you guys lose out. Makes it really easy to blame the size of your dick or some other random excuse.

Sorry kiddos.

My size is half of yours.
But i got regularly sex. Sometimes more than want.
So, I dont care.

just get a 2l bottle of pepsi max, I don't get what the problem is?

Can you even wear pants

Easy, I have a bigger wallet

Easy, by having a regular sized dick because I'm not a fucking freak, either that or just open up photoshop

Why's this nigga got his legs chopped off and he's floating in space?

i like how your tip looks like a dead smurf.
>could it be that this is a bad shoop ?
shoop fags check that plox.

I've been with enough women to know they HATE an oversized penis.

Everyone has always told me that 3 inches is enough. Perfect size.

Anything bigger hurts. Trust me.

>Everyone has told me that 3 inches is enough
Maybe they were just being nice

that'd be nice

>3 inches
Bro, who are fucking

No sexually experienced woman actually craves that you know. Oversized dicks are painful. You have no agility with that thing either. Penetration is the least important part for a woman to reach an orgasm.

A 6 inch dick its better than that.
Be a pornstar...a regular woman will be much in pain with that.

>anything bigger hurts
nigga if you're not hitting her cervix with every stroke, you're not hurting her. pussies can take alot of damage.

with this

>nigga if you're not hitting her cervix with every stroke, you're not hurting her. pussies can take alot of damage.
That's rapist talk.
No woman, let me repeat, NO WOMAN wants a large penis. It hurts her.
1 to 2 inches is perfectly good enough.
This is why Japanese men are so popular with the ladies.

>1 to 2 inches is perfectly good enough
nigga you had me for a second

Srsy this one is too big i wouldint like have like that, tho i could use 1-2 extra inch and mb some girth

OP HAS A DEFORMED
GMO PEEPEE

Agreed, my gf told me the same thing

Quite well, about an inch shorter than that but thicker. Girth beats length. I win.

that's been surgically altered, just do the same thing.
notice half way up the can is where his dick should end then you have an abnormal width which is where they added to it. also why the head is all fucked up....trust me no one wants to mutilate themselves like this

Update photoshop...

suck it yourself. post pics

By more money. Only niggers do dick competition. White men earn money and power

like this

With a machete?

Machetes too much work, just use scissors

this

no i am 100% real.

read this ------>

who's holding the other side of the tape

If girls were actually into that thing, you would be fucking one right now instead of posting on Sup Forums.

I'll probably come in at night and snip it off, cut mine off ask a doctor to transplant it for me.
I'll have to do it all in about 2 days though. most organs only last that long in a bucket of ice I think.

You got two inches on me, I'm good because my head and cock in general is thicker. Bitches of all color love Latin cock.

Easy
Just need to have something that girls actually want in their vagina

Fuck off shorty.
Dicklets need to learn.

err no, that doesn't even make sense
The same person that is taking the picture

Uh, wanna fuck my girlfriend while I watch?

shooped
nice try though

Then who's holding the camera retard

that's not the same dick

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She has two hands and a tripod.
Yes it is obviously
I volunteer as tribute.

Uncanny.

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I don't like huge cocks. They are too big to suck and hurt too much to fuck, there is no enjoyment during or after sex. I stay away from them. Big dicks are for gays and are fun to look at but that's about it.

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i cant. but thats too big anyway. As big as that can is perfect. plus it wont even fit anyway,

the abnormal girth halfway up and the tiny head are dead giveaways for enhancement.

Lol underrated post

Show ass

not fuck worn-out horse pussies

thats not me. just found a pic of this white fag somewhere

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jesus christ you again, atleast pick new ones.

So.... You came here to get a bunch of guys to compliment you on your massive cock?

Don't be British

I'm British, man

More like don't be Asian

That's gross, your cock is gross dude

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It's a decent shop, but c'mon man, we can see the outline.

A job and a personality, for the most part.

Godlike dick, bro. You are a born champion.

Stop listening to the jealous faggots, you won the genetic lottery, fucking jackpot bro.

Don't worry about all the balls deep and hurting her vagina bullshit, I'm a 9" bro and I can fuck awesomely and girls get used to it if you're gentle.

Girls will want to see and attempt your dick just because of its size.

Enjoy your life bro, smash pussy.. And teens are easier to talk into anal these days than ever before.

Also, balls on anus during missionary is overrated.

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Clearly op speaking

Hope you don't get a bent dick OP, research and learn the truth of your sad future

>I hope your mum walks in on you

Ohhh and then what?

nah bro

gee how can I indeed... but lets try by:
genetical superiority, physical superiority, bbc superiority, social superiority, being alpha, fun, positive, talkative, and making the most prefect offspring (healthy and more attractive) by racemixing

By buying every drink not from the shitty ultra series.

9" bro here. (Have 6.5" girth)

I'm 33, and lost my virginity in 2001.. I've been fucking teenage girls (currently fucking a petite 19yo German qt3.14 Au Pair) and I swear to god I know what I'm taking about. I see my future because it's the same as my past..

I'm past 60 sexual partners, most of my sexual encounters have been because of the reputation my dick size has earned me.

Godlike.

You'll never see a labia or anus stretched to its maximum and the look on her face as she gazes into your eyes with astonishment at the way you make her feel.

arabics are out-breeding blacks by magnitudes bro...they will conquer the world in the next two generations unless we hit wwiii

white bois
this is indeed good equimpent - take example from him, dicklets.

my fucking god you guys are so fucking butthurt when it comes to penis sizes, i bet ur a white 30yo fucking loser

I don't have a penis so I don't envy you, sorry, nice try

arabs will conquer the cuck yurop, black people will conquer the-already-blacked America

Cut it off

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Do you mean Europe?
are you fucking 4?
Does being black make you dumb?

I bet you kiss girls, faggot

Typical nigger. Can't even use grammatically correct English. Plenty of white guys like me, who outsize your black dicklets. I am the great White hope. Fuck off niglet.

Kik?

Easy