Would you fuck a fatty for an Apple watch?

Would you fuck a fatty for an Apple watch?

I've done it for free before so why not?

Where do I sign up

>Implying that I want a shitty watch

Isn't that called being a gigolo?

>shitty fuck for a shitty watch
Nope

That's too expensive. Would fuck for a hotdog.

I ALREADY got an Apple watch, nigga! I'd still fuck a fatty, though.

you mean an IClock ?

I wonder if I would fuck a hot girl if it meant I had to get an IClock

would do it for free, but why do something for free when you can get something out of it

It depends, do I have to cum?

That's fucking disgusting, why in the absolute fuck would anybody want an Apple product?

i'd put it in her mouth and shove her in an oven

>Touching a fat person.

Which iPad is that?

i wouldn't wear an apple watch even if you gave me 50 bucks

Aren't you the same faggot that keeps posting your fat ass arm with a fake Rolex? Where's your thumb? Did you eat it?

You'd have to pay me to do either

All depending on her looks.

:D

I wouldn't even take the watch if it was free. Zero chance of me fucking the ham goblin

I'd rather fuck a guy, at least they look remotely human

I'd fuck a fatty for twenty bucks let alone a watch I can sell.

Your hand looks like the clawed foot of a fat troll.