Ask a drunk 11 anything

Ask a drunk 11 anything

are you drunk

Are you currently in a state of alcohol intoxication?

Why are you a drunk 11? What the hell is wrong with you?

You have to be 12 to post on this site.

How long will it take me to change the blade from my aluminum hockey stick using a hair dryer?
My hot air gun is busted and the dryer is all I have. I've got practice in an hour.

One of my guys had that same issue a couple years ago. Ended up having an ND in the armory. funny as shit.

what comes after a drunk 11

11 means Infantry.

hair dryer wont work bruh. wrap it in foil and put it in the oven at 400 for 5 min

Yes
Indeed I am
Hockey lol
How in the fuck
Close enough

A newfag question.
How do you know who is samefagging at the moment?
>ye I know function eval faggets
What do you require to detect a samefag?

That's 11 Bravo, faggot. Go to bed.

What's it like being in the navy?

This is not the time user
You can't troll me if I don't wanna

Heading to Benning OSUT in two weeks. As an ex JROTC 1SG my recruiter told me it's a lock that I am squad leader. Some might back down from that responsibility. I however march to the sounds of gunfire

You already consented when you raised your right hand. Sorry bro.

Real talk though, I been out for a couple years. Navy E-6. How's life as part of the Trump military?

Everyone thinks they're an 11 when they're drunk. Most likely a 4 or 5.

Damn dude, can you fucking dig it any harder?

High speed squared away hard charger

I remember you rotc fags getting it as bad as the band fags. Are you gonna go kill Abdul to get some vengeance?

I have no idea what half of that means but I mean, good for you?
Honestly it doesn't feel any different. Besides CO's screeching about how many people we're supposedly going to kill for god emperor Trump.
Dubs is the only reason you deserve recognition
>Gets hazed by haji

I just hope the war is not over when I hit my first unit. The Band? That is pog shit lol. Fuck pog's.

What's your MOS? What kind of REAL AMERICAN HERO are you going to be son?

Born and bred 11x heading to OSUT in 2 weeks. Death before dishonor fuck pog's

>Besides CO's screeching about how many people we're supposedly going to kill for god emperor Trump

Did he provide you with a ballpark estimate?

>Honestly it doesn't feel any different. Besides CO's screeching about how many people we're supposedly going to kill for god emperor Trump.

Sounds gay dude. Hopefully you don't have to do as much shitty Obama era training now though. When I got out we were doing a SAPR training or some other bullshit about tolerance every couple weeks.

Why are you too old?

sup fam
im signing up to the army as a 11 bravo soon
fuck yea

>Born and bred
>and bred

You're gonna get bred by your fucking DI when he hears you talk like that.

Not really, just frothing out the mouth about Syria
That's still a thing, plus extra tobacco cessation classes and whatnot. Oh and 18-month work-ups are now a thing.

Isn't it a drill sergeant for the Army?

11 out of what? 10 billion?

I was a 1SG in JROTC so I know a little NCO'ing myself. I had to lock a few heels at MEPS for faggot POG's screwing up. Fucking POG's man.

Why'm I so attracted to this jew porn star?

>jew

Same

I couldn't tell you she disgusts me

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But like, why not the marine corps?

She disgusts me too.

If OP were a drunk 11, that wouldn't be the case...

I'm going ranger than special forces.

How the fuck does that disgust you?

Because life's unfair I'm sorry love

Good job getting people killed you overconfident cunt.

>"I however march to the sounds of gunfire"

GAYEST SHIT I EVER HEARD BRUV

Hmm very well guess we can't all be amphibus

OP has standards unless he can touch you

BOOT

So good to hear about how things are in the army now. Makes me glad I quit when I did.

OP is a sodomite?

>ranger
>train train train
>sit around on a base
>waiting...
>waiting.....
My friend fucking hated it and wished he'd done something else because they'd rarely deploy.

I've never said no to a good time

Not to mention she has no defining curves to her body. She only looks like she has hips because of her stance, otherwise she's a Jewish fridge.

^^^

Not even that lit anyway, just go regular airborne and avoid bullshit

Graduating in 5 weeks from 11 b to go 18x, good luck pussy faggot. You aint shit

This. Her shoulders are broader than hips. Thank You Op, for setting me straight again. Girl in pic I like.

Good luck in army.

>JROTC
If you didn't know he was a faggot this was the giveaway. Seriously every fucking person I knew that went into that shit was fucking weird.

You would be at parade rest if we were in person, if not position of attention !

11b... what did you score on your fucking asvab you dumb fucking bullet sponge?

>not even that lit
God damn it why do these call of duty kids always end up in military threads?
>hehehe my dad owns a gun and I take selfies with it

>Not really, just frothing out the mouth about Syria
What's their attitude to Russia's activities? What about KRG talk of independence?

Oh so we think we've made it?

Save a spot on the ODA for me! I want to be sniper/weapons NCO

0300 means infantry. '11 means infantry-rifleman.

Unless you're Army I think, infantry just 11-X for them I think

11b is the shit! Civilians thank any vet for their service..vets thank us for our service

OP posted picture of Marines, not army.

Samefag

haha, oh grunts. Sure is nice being an E6, well educated (did all my classes on duty for my B.S. and Masters), and my only "combat" deployments were kept inside the wire of a main AB.

you can circle jerk all day with the blood of your friends stupidity :)

Thank you for that
I don't have the energy for that level of samefag

You know nothing of violence death or politics.. faggot.

TWO RIBBON PIZZA BOX HAVIN BOOOOOOOOOOT

You sound like a commie pinko fag

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Sorry, but Pog opinions don't count here, hooah!