Be me

>be me
>gets invited to go to event
>home on Sup Forums and minecraft
>goes
>gets no pussy becuz beta af
>notning to do at event
>full of stoners
>gets home at 9 on point
>takes shower
>turns on ps4 to play the depression out
>ps4 discs messed with
>wtf.jpg
>goes up to dad
> "did you mess with my ps4 games?"
>" uh yeah user, i uninstalled the witcher 3 and tried to install BFH and ur lil brother didn't want to play anymore so i cancelled it"
>pissed to hell
> now crying on floor
>no pussy at party
>no friends
>favorite game uninstalled

< if you're reading this dad, FUCK YOU

GTFO you fucking underage faggot

I'm 19 and still living with my parents, soon out of this shithole.

Son your a pussy. Get a life cuck. You want to get pussy go out, work out, and get a job and then go to where the pussy is. How do you think I met your mother?

user.

you didn't get pussy because your life priorities involve crying when your dad erases your video game memory.

True
I keked
How can you get depression from going to a stoner party?

>not your ps4
>its the family's ps4
You don't get to be possessive of things you don't own. Them's the breaks.

Also
>you didn't get pussy
>because you are a pussy

get more social experience, smoke some weed (a little)
your life will be exceptionally better if you take more chances and don't act like a pussy

Weed doesn't solve shit you stupid faggot.

>smoke weed
you think I'm a failed fucking normie?

>i'm a scared faggot
yes because you're on Sup Forums

No youre a fucking lonely faggot who refuses to do anything that may improve your social life

Scared of what? of wasting money on it? it is expensive as hell and a total waste of money by all means.

>weed is expensive as hell
can you just admit you are 14 so you can get banned?

what do u even spend ur money on?

I once met a drug dealer and he was my friend.
I don't know which fucking country you are in where that shit is cheap.

OP here, no I'm not 14 just don't have a stable job yet

I spend like $70 a week on weed and that gives me enough to smoke several times a day and share with friends..that's about how much I make in the first 3-4 hours of my work week. It's really not that big of an expense...there's a lot of people I know who spend over $300 a week on either heroin or crack. That's expensive. Not weed.

Every dollar is worth 20 taco coins here.
With $70 you can eat for a whole month.

In fucking New York weed is pricey as fuck and even here its so cheap, you just dont work because you are a CHILD
you're never gonna attract a woman if you can't even support yourself, get off Sup Forums and go find a fucking job

Or I am not american, stupid burger.
You seriously need to visit /bant/ or Sup Forums.

what does not living in america prove?
Everywhere else weed is CHEAPER so you're a dumbass

It doesn't matter what country you live in, you're still a broke retard lmao

Yeah, that sucks. Buy your own console, nerd.

Yeah sure druggie.
I don't even have to work because I already have it made in my current financial state.
And it wasn't for wasting money in stupid bullshit that will eventually kill me.

>I don't even have to work because I already have it made in my current financial state.
Welfare?

There is no welfare in my country.

FUCK YOU DAD

so you're saying you are financially set for life and still waste your time being a faggot on Sup Forums
top
fucking
lol

>calling someone who smokes weed a druggie
you sound like a grandmother, maybe you're retired lol

Why would I do anything else if shitposting is more amusing than going outside?
Not like I can't go to do shit I like when I feel like it.

you can't and that's why you post dumb shit here lol

Mhm user.
Don't make it obvious that you are all sour grapes over me.