Hello Dad. I finally managed to muster my courage to tell you that I'm homosexual...

>hello Dad. I finally managed to muster my courage to tell you that I'm homosexual, and I want you to meet my boyfriend Milo Yiannopoulos.

How do you react?

O shit waddup

Get comfy, grab my copy of mein kampf and have that fabulous faggot read it to me

I have no son.

Joke's on you, Milo's a coal burner.

Is the joke that "my" son is a nigger

Can you get some KFC on the way home, Jamal. Oh, and some watermelons. You know your nigga daddy loves dem watermelons.

>having a black son

As long as you have many biological children and are otherwise not a degenerate, ok, as long as you let me fuck milo on the side

Couldn't have happened to a better faggot

I'm happy for you my wife's son

I'd warn my son that milo is a drama/attention whore and bbc slut, and that I would be more comfortable with his homosexuality is he found himself a more respectable boyfriend.

So he's both faggot and a coalburner?

Remind me, why do the right wing tolerate him?
Because he's a self-loathing faggot?

Go and evangelize them fags, my son, so we can rise again.

Pretty much. He's probably just a leftist sleeper agent.

Get out of my house you flaming fuck of a faggot ball tickler.
Hey Milo! Caught your thing the other day at the university good shit man you want a beer?

Depends, son. Are you going to be a flamboyant cocksucker or just happen to conduct homosexual activity in the privacy of your own home?

Choose wisely.

>my wife's son
>not biracial
nice try imposter, get out of my wife's house

He makes niggers gay so white wimmen go after white bois

Kill him and my son. Make a new son with wife.

Maybe because he's able to separate his personal life from the political views.

Nobody does that.
And if you ever hear someone saying that, they are lying to you.

Great post. Very underrated

Positive. Milo has long money and will help take care of daddy when he gets old. Who cares if he is gay? As long as the faggots are happy and I have another son to pass down my genetic code.

So you're telling me that a crack addict that's in favor of a harder fight against drugs because he knows how his own life got destroyed by the drug is something that never happens? Maybe you're too stuck in your own bubble to know more about the world.

I say "No AIDS please" then nip out to B&Q to buy industrial strength rubber gloves so I dont catch AIDS off my son, Milo or you OP

But I'd still accept him cause I know my son is redpilled, and brownpilled ;)

This desu

>So you're telling me that a crack addict that's in favor of a harder fight against drugs because he knows how his own life got destroyed by the drug is something that never happens?

Yes, retard, that is exactly what I'm saying.
A crack addict doesn't give a shit about drug policy.
They care about doing crack.

>Maybe you're too stuck in your own bubble to know more about the world
This is projecting.

Either way, your retarded comment is irrelevant, the question was why the right tolerates him, he obviously is very open about his sexuality and the right is, as everyone know, notorious for hating gays.

Hmm, well Milo's a based fag. Plus he's a bottom so that means you're a top. What the hell it could be worse.

WHAT?! You're a god damn QUEER?!

I question why my son is a transnigger

I'd be okay with Milo if he didn't dye his hair blonde

When did I become black?

"Ok, get out".

>Fag leaves

"Honey, I guess we will have to try again"

>Milo Kikopolous
>not Jack Donovan
Pack your bags, faggot. You're not stepping anywhere near my house as long as he's around.

But you or your wife carry the gay gene

Your next son will be gay too

There is nothing theoretically wrong with homosexuals
There is also nothing theoretically wrong with communism
But reality is different, so I'd probably disown him
maybe castrate him since he mentioned Milo

Keep me out of you sex life.

Also YOU AND HIM HAVE TO WASH WITH BLEACH BEFORE FAMILY DINNERS , I DONT WANT SHIT FINGERS ON YOUR MOTHERS SILVERWARE!

FPBP

Pekka, he's not white enough. Daddy is going to find you better boyfriend.

Inconceivable. I would never have a mulatto child.

How could you do this to us?!

>gay gene

Dad? I don't have a son.

Milo only dates black guys, so I'll be having words with my wife first of all.

He looks like a cuddler

Makes sense given your wife's son.

Well son, I'm not gay but I too have a confession to make.

I am a furry. Yes a furry, I dress as a wolf in secret but no more. Today I wear my furface with pride like you suck dick with pride.

Guess it's coming out day for the both of us.

> N no son come back, don't disown me. Furry's are people too. I am not a monster! I am wolf! Join us, Aroooooo

Milo, what are you doing dating my loser faggot of a son? Go find someone with the balls to come out to their father before they're 16, Son, go to your room. You have math homework due tomorrow.

Don't ask me Swede, you are the authority on all things tolerant

>Son, I raised you with high moral principles and values, this is why I'm sure that you wouldn't be mad if I confess to you today that I'm not your real father. God bless you.

Looking at it, it's quite a feat Milo is not a complete libfag

Anyway Milo is pretty based. The thing is, he looks like the poster boy for the left but he is very righ-leaning and uses his faggot status to lay down the smackdown on SJWs, and they can't muster anything because they'd be intolerant and anti-gays.

Milo only dates blacks, as i white man, my offspring will be mulatto at best
sooo
not an argument tbqh