What does pussy taste like?

what does pussy taste like?

>tfw virgin

it depends can taste anywhere from nothing / water to shit

depends on how clean it is.

best answer is to suck on your arm for about 20 minutes. it will start to taste like pussy

Salty milk and coins.

Good

tastes like snot with some salt added

lick the back of your hand and smell it

Damn, she's perfect and she fucking knows it...

Fish

Once bought a bottle of this shit. Spent the party getting mates to try it and then asked them if they thought it tasted like pussy. They all agreed with me

Get a bottle of this shit and you'll get the picture, if you're too useless to order a hooker

Mucus + lactobacillus

The taste depends on what bacteria they have. Basically vagina = normal mucus + lactobacillus. There is nothing special to it. You could potentially use your own spit and combine it with some lactobacillus to create the equivalent assuming your mouth was extremely clean at the time.

It is not a unique fluid like semen is.

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It's skin + mucus + lactobacillus mainly.

salty milk and coins

Inb4 bag of sand

Not much of a taste. Slight aroma that varies. Sometimes has a sour taste briefly due to piss if they haven't showered recently.

because tasting a hooker's vagina is a good idea

Like a bitter honey.

Like a bag of play sand.

This is the only acceptable answer

see these life forms? It's what colonizes a healthy pussy. If they eat fermented foods the bacteria eventually colonizes around the anus and pussy as well.

Their mucus has a symbiotic relation with these critters. A healthy vaginas taste is from the same place kimchi and pickles come from. You aren't tasting "pussy". You are tasting life forms that live inside her gash

wtf i never knew this trick and that literally smells about 98% accurate.. gross lol

What the fuck has happened tot his place?

an upscale hooker, one that gets tested and shit. an escort or whatever

Eating pussy is a bacteria and mucus buffet. The pH level at healthy states encourages colonization by these bros that live in her vagina. If shit gets messed up yeast infections occur when bad bacteria takes over.

Influx of normies.

>eat fermented foods
who fermented this food and what is this food made of

Goddamn summer brings faggots like you

How many of your mates wore fedoras that day?

>normies
You do realize that's an extremely old pasta right?

A bit like a sneeze.

cold tuna and sauerkraut

none, they're not that on that level of faggotry

like this

Candida Fungus

aka yeast infection.

It's sort of like ORKS from 40k infecting the gash. Get's really nasty really fast. If left untreated mushroom creatures eventually pop out but only happens in India.

kimchi, anything with probiotics. Basically they've done tests and changes in diets via enough probiotics eventually changes the bacteria in a woman's vagina. Via travel through the ass to the vagina.

It's an aquired taste. I personally don't like it when the bitch smokes, it'll effect the taste.

can you put a boot on your head OP if this post ends in dubs

Kinda depends my dude. Hope to shit she doesn't have BV

OP here.


fuck.

OP here again. I don't own any boots.

like a 9 volt armpit

shoe will work post results please

if this ends in dubs, sharpie in pooper and timestamp it as a forfeit

mine smells like sperm

OP here.

We did it reddit.


and yes, grill.

It tastes how the girl smells X100

You think this is a fucking game?!

Leave those niggers alone. It depends on her's diet.
I had a mexican heavy on onions and beans, she tasted salty, a lot.
I had a qt 16yrs old, that loved to eat sweets and used a strange type of bodywash, she was so good, i loved her pussy.
Before period time you may find some whiteish secretions, those are salty and i don't know what the fuck it is.

Most of the times, pussies are salty, but in some rare occasions you can taste some good shit

in my limited experience: kinda salty, and sometimes absolutely nothing

like arby's

If they're salty it's sweat. Nothing wrong with that though, I prefer some piss and sweat to someone who showered right before and only tastes like skin.

Oh man she really loves her some creampie

if she`s ill probably, but a healthy and clean girl wouldn`t taste like fish, stop licking filthy cunts.

and I love them mudflaps

The way they cling on the backstroke really makes outie pussy best pussy.

that's for breasts dingus

good job faggot, try cleaning your hands after jerking off on them

>what does pussy taste like?

your mom's? tastes like my cum and her shit

*exactly*

and nice dubs

Quality belgian ale... Tastes nothing like pussy.
This story never happened.

Had it many times.

Tastes nothing like pussy!

OP may find pussy tastes surprisingly like men's cum.

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What does asshole taste like female

"Salty milk and coins" was hilarious back in like 2007, but it only caught on because it's shockingly accurate.

It tastes like my cock by the time you get to it.

>OP pic super cute. Seen it around a bunch but I happen to be fapping so I'll
>Search Google For This Picture
>And maybe I'll find more of her?
>1st: Thai spa? Riiiight.
>2nd: 404 error.
>3rd: Nothing but CP.
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Fuck.

Well, I can only say what my girlfriends tastes like. Hers has a slight metallic taste kinda like a spoon. Weird way to describe it...

I think Egoraptor knows best.

kinda like Chinese food.

>Dark Beer
>Belgian
>Tastes like pussy

Not even remotely accurate...vagina has a metallic component. I'm no chemist but I suppose the acidity of the thing has got some role to play in this.

Well, he IS a walking, talking pussy.

in my experience maybe a little sweat, but thats about it. Girls i've been with were always clean so i'm lucky, but i'd probably not be sleeping with them if they were not

if you are concentrating on how it tastes, you are doing it wrong. the whole point is to give her a massive orgasm resulting in " I need your cock in me now" or something to that effect. If youre thinking about how it tastes, you are not on message.

Like a bag of sand

Kind of like hot water.

Yes