Tinder Nightmare storiezz

Tinder Nightmare storiezz

My Tinder nightmare.

>Be me
>Friday Night
>Tinder girl wants the D
>XGoneGiveItToHer.jpg
>She gets off at like 11
>Get there at 11:30
>Brought beers and weed cause I'm a gentleman
>Her dvd player won't work, she's frustrated and smokes a cig
>I get the machine working and get back to chillin
>She was sitting on the opposite couch, but comes in and sits near me
>I had been making her laugh the whole time, I'm a clown tbh senpai
>started carressing her legs cause bitches like that
>her arm is around me
>oh yeah, she's 26 and I'm 22

Cont?

k cont

>She's had this black cat creeping around the whole time
>It's a small apartment with one bedroom and one bathroom
Anyway
>We're watching Inception, cuddling and sipping beers
>Things are going well
>Don't really like smokers but I was feeling frisky
>Her cat kept jumping on the couch and she would kick him off
>about the fifth time she kicks him hard and he runs away
>Toby the Cat comes in 3 mins later and puts his front paws on the couch and projectile vomits all over this bitch's right side
>She is frozen
>Mortified
>Other adjectives
>I stand up and go to the kitchen and get her a towel to clean up

Is that it or is there more?

>She's so embarrassed.
>Stifle my laughter as best I can
>She changes clothes for like 10 minutes
>I am in the kitchen chugging Sierra Nevadas
>She comes out of her room and goes to smoke a cigarette
>She comes in and then sends out a max text to her friends
>Doesn't know what to do
>Time passes
>She leaves to smoke
>Comes in and gets nice and close to me (Different couch from before)
>We start making out
>She's a weird kisser and she tastes like ass
>The nose ring had me hooked tho
>I start groping her tits and massaging her pussy through her yoga pants
>She lets out small moans and starts reaching for my shirt
>My shirt is off, and I remove hers
>Place my hand on the back of her head and begin to kiss her harder with more tongue
>I play with her boobs a little before I reach for the bra strap.
>Comes off easily and I'm in there
>Her titties are great, I'm a titty guy
>She kinda pauses once her bra is off
>Still looks a bit thrown from having her cat blow cheeks
>Ask if we should go somewhere else, I.E. her bedroom
>She chuckles and agrees to go

>Go to the bedroom and undress down to my boxers
>I'm kinda horny and this girl has a nice figure
>5'2" with a fat ass and big tits
>OP she's a fat bitch
>But she wasn't. Just super fine, and she knew it
>I jump in her bed as she saunters in behind me
>Can't wait to tear it up
>We make out and eventually get naked
>She tells me to hold on and opens her bed-side table
>There are a few condoms and I reach for them
>She shoo's me away and grabs a glass container
>Wtf is that lube or what
>Her ass is to me like she is ready for doggystyle
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>It's just lotion
>She applies some to her hand and starts giving me a handy, while completely naked
>Tease me you dirty whore
>I eventually move on from biting her neck/tits and start fingering her pussy
>one finger, two fingers were hard to fit, can't even think about 3
>I'm down with that girl

Any lurkers?

im here bro

Me too

Ditto

sup fam

>We're still laying side by side pleasuring each other
>I start to move my hand from her pussy to her tits
>Thrust against her as she places my dick on her vagina
>Then it hits me
>That smell
>Start to kiss the left side of her neck, as I bring my hand around her back
>Sniff Sniff
>Yup, that's her pussy
>Smelling like a mixture of raw fish and horseradish
>UseTheForceLuke.webm
>It wont stop me
>I have come too far
>Her pussy is soaking wet anyway, So I begin to slide it in
>The yellow light turned red and I slammed on the brakes
>Hol' up baby girl
>"Are you clean? Should I wear a condom?"
>She says "Yeah, I have like 8 STD's"
>Girls trying to be funny
>MFW
>Uhhhh
>She says No I'm clean
>I get off her and lay beside her
>"You don't need to put out because you think you have to"
>She's still visually frustrated with what happened with the cat
>I'm laughing on the inside because I just got her naked in like 30 minutes of meeting her
>Decide to just wait it out, even tho my fingers smelled like garbage

>She's actually a cool girl, surprisingly
>Asks me a lot of questions about life
>We get along well
>Besides the cig breath and pussy smell she's, she's alright
>Ask her about her tat on her back
>It's from her favorite book
>Tat reads like this:
i am
i am
i am
>I am too baby
>I'm really touchy and flirtatious in nature
>get her laughing and horny and her mind off of Toby
>We get under the blankets bc her house was fucking freezing
>Starting playing with that sweet and sour pussy again
>This time I mount get on top of her
>Biting her collarbone and neck as I try to insert this 7 inch cock
>Ask again if I should use a condom
>She laughs and says, "No asshole I'm good"
>Whatever I'm hard as fuck
>Slowly try and slide it in
>She tells me to go slow and I tease her with only the first two inches
>She's wet and I start thrusting for a minute before I slide it all the way in
>Girls can't handle when I do this
>Her fingernails latch onto my back and start to dig in
>I ask her how she likes it
>Slowly moving back in forth
>All she can muster is a barely audible "Fuck Me"
>I take this as an invitation to speed up
>Really go to town on this girl
>That pussy is tight, would be 10/10 if not for the smell
>She orgasms and I ask if she wants to go Doggy
>We get situated and I start smacking that fat ass and pulling her hair
>She's loving it and I am too
>Almost about to cum
>Accidentally pull out too much and she queefs
>Dick aborts mission
>All I can say is "uhhhh woops" and lay down on the bed

lol There's one more

>We both lay down and she lies on her back and puts her hands on her head
>She lets out a deep breath and is smiling
>"So... did I get you off"
>She laughs and smiles but still doesn't look at me
>I turn my back to her and said, "If you're still worrying about your cat I'm gonna leave"
>Big Tits claws at my back and tells me to stop
>I love mature women lol
>She agrees to forget it and starts asking more questions
>I've been killing this date, she said she never does this
>She plays with my dick as we try to get this kissing chemistry down, still sucks.
>Really wanted a blow job, but this poor girl... Her cat threw up on her and her pussy stank
>Start teasing her with my cock and she gets riled up again
>Slip it in and really start going hard
>She's shrieking this time, she was mostly just scratching and biting me the first time
>Pussy is actually really good, did not expect it
>Been about 2 or 3 minutes just making this girl explode with pussy juice
>Have to yank the blankets off because the smell was getting trapped and I was dying
>Tell her I'm going to cum, and she begs me to hold on
>MoveBitchGetOutTheWay.mp3
>Pull out and cum all over her tits as she grabs my dick and jacks me off
>Top 25 orgasm of all time
>Go to bathroom and get a towel
>Hopefullly she didn't rub it in her pussy
>She lived next to a planned parenthood anyway
>That's what I tell my friends
>Scrubbed my hands with soap and then washed my dick as best I could.
>Got dressed and kinda hung around to make sure she was mentally okay lol
>Kissed her goodbye

End

Wrote this the same night this happened. Didn't think I would see her again... end up talking to her for a year and a half.. She just ended shit last night so i thought I would post it again.

Peace

Tf

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Nice story OP, sorry for you loss last night.

Damn man

Current girl got the same problems. Pussy can be clean and smelling sweet. She gets horny and wet and it's hard to handle, I still can't eat the pussy, and j love that shit. Ex wife smelled almost nice when horny and the last girl was like unscented or some shit. This one though, I'm thinking about cutting her loose, but I can't tell her why, you know.

'I am I am' (title sequence song from Nacho Libre)

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Yeah she just got off working a long shift and didn't shower so I cut her some slack. I ate that shit like a mad man, and got really good at getting her off with just my tongue. Best sex I've had with a girl was with her. Orgasms at the same time... all that shit.

I can relate to the clam stank bro. Once nailed this girl that was my crush for over a year...and well, that was a dank pussy.

>storiezz

get out

thanks for reading faggot

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