Imagine, right, that this plane is our sun, and this big guy here is a supermassive back hole

>imagine, right, that this plane is our sun, and this big guy here is a supermassive back hole

>imagine, if you can, me rimming his black delicious asshole

>you're an extraordinarily large person

he explains things so simple, I love him.

>plane
>big guy

How can you possibly not get what meme we're doing

>plane

flat earth confirmed

All you faggets cant even tell when science is laughing at you right in your face, pathetic

>extraordinarily laaaaaaahge

Boomp for potential

le northern science guy literally knows nothing

"science" 4 plebs

Used to be in a band too

Who would win between northern science man and black science man?

Why did he work at Fermilab and CERN for years then?

And is currently a uni professor teaching physics

If Brian Cox is so smart, why does he regularly get baited by trolls pretending to believe the Earth is flat?

Autism?

Ive been waiting for the brian cox meme to begin. Lets do this Sup Forums.

>going on telly erases all previously acquired knowledge

He's an educator. He wants to educate people. Whether or not those people are trolls or not is irrelevant to him. If he can educate just 1 person among 999 trolls, he's done a service by doing so.

It just makes him look rather pathetic desu

>hey Dr. COCK, guess what
>what?
>climate change is a conspiracy

>HHRRRRNGGGGG NO IT'S NOT YOU FUCKING CONSERVASHIT REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I'M A SCIENTIST FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

fuck off he actually is a legit scientist who knows his shit

educating the people that the earth is sphere is just as ewrong though

show me one picture from space thats not photoshopped

*smiles*
These billions & billions of pieces of sand make up as much of our universe as a big guy does to a plane with no survivors.

Just imagine for a minute, the sheer immensity of that guy... *soft chuckle* *smiles*

>Being passionate about something is now pathetic

Jesus Christ just fuck off.

Recommend some coxkino that's not wonders of the universe/solar system

I literally cannot imagine Dr.Cocks mad, he always has that dopey smile on his face, it might be physically impossible for him to stop smiling.

I wish I could be that happy.

This thread literally made me give up on Sup Forums. Contrarian for the sake of it and retarded to boot.

Passion and Fame are different things mate this guy is just as a celebrity whore as Tyson, at least Sagan was genuinely passionate like Moore

Learn to write. Also

Another propagandist for Jewish "science" trying to feed the masses with relativism cultural-marxism.

He's a jew? definitely dropped

for you

black holes dont exist

Most scientists are Jews.

My daughter almost became a Jewish, transgender Soviet spy while watching one of his documentaries, but thankfully I smashed up the TV and raped her before any long term damage was done.

That's not what your boyfriend said.

Is that the frog loli from GOT?
I don't want a Anne Frank fetish, that's too low.

>relativity is cultural marxism
kek'd

>I don't want a Anne Frank fetish
Are you sure?

Did you guys know that her diary was actually written by her father, and that the kike scum that has the rights to it admitted this so that they can keep making money off it. Really makes you think...

Doesn't she hint at sex in the diary?

Lesbian experimentation.

She's not even dead. My dad works with her at Nintendo.

Did you know, a small guy can, under the right conditions, evolve into a big guy?

OY VEY!

Yeah, she talks about feeling bad about wanting to touch herself, and also contemplates over how either a baby or a man could fit in there...

Obviously, most school versions have that part edited out.

That's crazy! Guys only microevolve within their own kind. Big guys only give birth to big guys.

Next you'll be saying that a guy that's in control can suddenly not be. It just can't happen.

>People think they're being funny by referring to Cox as "Cocks"

>t. Richard Cox

Hahahah!! But it's the male genitalia!!!! get it!?!?!?!? xD

This thread is phenomenal

>Richard D. Cox, Dicksmith.

It's funny because he's a fag and has appeared in gay porn as a bottom

>I know because I read it on the internet

>blatantly homosexual science popularizer is called Dr Cocks

t. Dr. Cocks

Jeff Mangum pls go

Her and Peter fucked right?

>You'll never be stuck in an attic with anne frank
why even live?

>It's a Brian Cox explains something about the universe with rocks on a beach episode

Are you suggesting we try and raise superkids?

Holy shit this board is worse than Sup Forums

>hating on based brian

REDDIT GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>there are more stars in your body than atoms in the universe

Imagine, space, is really really big.

We have the technology, today, to travel to the stars. First we just need a space ship that can travel faster than light, then we get on this spaceship, and travel to the stars.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken.

My ex-wife, is a money grubbing bitch.

>laid by a bird
nah, it was a reptile of some sort