REAL Incest Thread

REAL Incest Thread

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a fucking zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here

>home alone with younger sister
>get a bit drunk/stoned together
>time for bed, she asks if she can sleep in my bed to keep warm
>worms start dripping out of her asshole
>oh god this is awful
>floods of cockroaches crawling out of her cunt
>I'm running round the room naked, stamping on roaches
>follow them down to the kitchen
>they're collecting last night's half-eaten spaghetti
>they carry it upstairs and start forcing spaghetti into my sister's vagina and anus
>she is bloated with roach nests and leaking tomato sauce from every orifice
>her nipples turn into meatballs
>I'm ejaculating a constant stream of warm Béchamel sauce over her Parma ham pissflaps
>suddenly wake up in Italian restaurant
>I just fucked my dinner
>worst day ever

Bump

>be me
>be 15 or 23 or whatever
>be getting out of shower
>walk across to my room
>fall downstairs
>towel flies off
>land on my sister
>knock her unconcious
>all the blood rushes to my boner
>accidentally her bunghole
>beat her peepee to a bloody mess with a cactus
>she wakes up
>tell her she fell off her bike and hit her head
>I still sometimes fall downstairs onto her

>be me
>be 36
>have new baby sister
>rape her completely in half at the pelvis
>tell parents it wasn't me
>flawless victory
>alpha as ungodly fuck

>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

This has made me laugh so hard... good job on the real insect thread.

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>be me
>orphan from birth
>

I cum every time

>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
Zozzle

OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD IM SO GLAD I CLICKED THIS SHIT THANK YOUR JESUS

>don't you ever knock?

>family reunion
>we basically just rented a rec hall and had some games set up while we waited for dinner
>see cousin, she's same age as me but looks and acts 5 years older
>she's thick as fuck, huge ass, huge tits
>suddenly the clown we booked gets on stage
>he's naked but still painted on every inch of his 60 year old body
>starts shitting into his hat
>eventually has to force shit to come out
>all out of shit, now bloods coming out
>leads his dog on stage, the dog gladly eats the contents of the hat
>everyone's vomiting
>the whole family's there so the rev hall fills up with puke and tears pretty quick
>I'm the only one who got out in time
>I'm so scared and confused that I take off my ball cap and start shitting into it
>a man pulls up in his pickup truck and offers me a house so long as I provide him my shit for 3 meals
>deal
>and that... is how I met your mother

>I'm so scared and confused that I take off my ball cap and start shitting into it

I fucking lost

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>be me
>13
>dad asks me to come down stairs
>call him a Faggot and tell him I'm in a tf2 game
>comes upstairs with a pack of strawberrys
>bends me over on the railing and pops each of them into my ass one by one
>it's not gay if you like it
>mom notices
>she screams and runs to the bathroom. Dad continues
>all the strawberrys are gone
>kinda sad
>mom comes out with this huge strap on dildo covered in strawberry sauce
>get fucked for hour.

Never again will I eat strawberries

Fuck dude now im really in the mood for some strawberries

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