Reminder: If you speak English regularly and you are not from England, you are, quite literally, a cuckold

Reminder: If you speak English regularly and you are not from England, you are, quite literally, a cuckold.

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What if I am an immigrant?

Then you are not from England, and are a cuckold.

What if I have a white British girl friend, are you the cuckold then?

You speak Paki regularly.

Javier pls go

or is it Tyrone? I forgot.

Just remember that this isn't a white girl just because you found it in some Welsh farmer's back yard.

But we are colonists for the empire dad

>British women

you've self-cucked, friend

What if my Grandparents are from England?

What about a physicist working in an "international" lab with many other foreign scientists? We sure as hell won´t speak hindu, nor do we publish in another language.

But im born to English and German parents that are also jewish
What does that make me?

>Catalog
White girls here love brown guys. They tell me that British boys are either too beta or dirty chavs.

Sephardi if you were born in Spain.

That's true Ahmed, but you should still go home. You probably have a hot cousin you're missing out of for some British 4/10s.

m8 commonwealth

this
you're a paki lmao

>Muslim mayor

> England's national epic, the epitome of the English literature, is about a Swede
Cucked by a cuck

>the only thing of note to happen in Sweden is fictional and written by a brit

I literally did not know Sweden existed until I came to Sup Forums.

>From England
No m8, that word has no meaning any more
Anglish is the language of the Angle race

If you are not an Anglo, and you speak English, then you are a conquered person

a mutt

This is my home now. Australia used to belong to the abos and now it belongs to pigskins just like UK used to belong to pigskins and now shitskins are taking over.

The English had their time

Just like how the Italians had their time

Now it's time for you to stfu while ahmed beheads you in Trafalgar square in front of a bunch of pissed off Muslims

EMPIRE THREAD

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IF SADIQ KAHN RECKONS WERE JOING THE CALIPHATE HE CAN GET FUCKED

But i have no spanish blood.
Im 50% English and 50% German.
Im probably the whitest person on the peninsula.

>Says briton cucked by anglos who were cucked by normans

I am a subject of the monarchy and a citizen of the Commonwealth.

Long live the Queen!

>british education

Never forget

>quite literally, a cuckold.
>Literally

It seems that being from England and speaking English regularly doesn't mean you actually understand the words you speak.

Idiot. Don't forget to bin the knife faggot.

And the only reason YOU knew what Sweden was is because your media uses it as an example of "socialism working"

Went to a British school can confirm, people here are fucking retarded. When it comes to British schools they are pretty much the same as schools in black ghettos.

Easy there muzzie -- you'll be speaking Arabic soon enough.

It's called American these days you silly Arab.

>Knowing foreign languages is pathetic beta cuckoldry.

Talking like a true cuck right there. Also time to weak up and take your pills grandpa. UK got to the phase of being ruled by an Islamic conqueror.

What if I'm just a Brazillian nigger?

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shut up :<
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I have to use English to talk to my own wife.

Well done Brits, you cuckolded me.

Haha, keep dreaming while your precious England becomes Muslim.

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But your parents are jewish, right? If so are they secular or are they part of the spanish jewish community? If they are part of the spanish jewish diaspora you're still considered sephardim even if you're not tehorim.

teach her slovene while you have sex

>England
>Great Britain
>union jack

You're an idiot, no wonder burgers think England = Britain/UK.

reminder that if you let your colonies beat your ass in a war, you are a cuckold

Your wife teach me English after wild sex

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85 point I.Q Muslim retards couldn't figure out light bulbs let alone run this country.

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COME GET US YOU MUSLIM BASTAAAAAAARDS

Lol, fucking softcore teacucks.

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Reminder: England will speak Arabic in less than a generation.

Don't worry, we'll carry the torch another decade or two before we flip to Spanish.

What? That the Vikings, like the Muslims, raided Britain murdering many women and raping little boys before being driven off by hardy Englishmen?

What if I'm descended from English criminals?

>Driven off
Lmao you made us kings and lords and shit.

>Inb4 we wuz meme

No, see. Here's the thing. The strong Vikings genetic material ended up in England. Right? Your ancestors were thralls, cowards and weak warriors that ran away. Genes are tied to people, not land.

Bitch Please, we all know who the real master race were

>Cookie monster dungeons and dragons metal

Erik no.

We invented Heavy Metal

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>The strong Vikings genetic material ended up in England. Right?
Precisely. We impregnated your women. We genetically blessed them with germanic DNA. That's why all of Britain's achievements come post-Viking Era.
>Your ancestors were thralls, cowards and weak warriors that ran away.
Not at all. There is no superiority complex between germanic people. We are all equal. We are one people. It's you anglos who betray your own kind, and abuse them.

If you're British and don't speak Welsh, you are, quite literally, a cuckold.
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