ITT: Your cunt's neighbors and how you feel about them

Portugal: Cute little province of Spain that's been fighting for independence for 700 years
France: It's complicated...
Andorra: Tax haven/vacation resort
Morocco: Please nuke this country off the map

Germany and Sweden can both go to hell

Guatemala a qt
Belize does not exist
Cuba would be based as fuck if they weren't commies
I really wish we were as far away from America as we possibly could

fuck canada
fuck mexico

this tbqh but hello russia

Sup, Mexico is White guy.

What are you talking about and why am I still awake fuck

Poland: not really that different so not really interesting
Germany and Austria: assholes and oppressors
Slovakia: former colony

France and switzerland are fine. Fuck Austria and slovenia they are basically fucking cancer

FUCK venezuela
i have too much love and hate at ecuador at the same time
peru is a bro, i guess not an historical bro but we are getting along
brazil is cool but they're commies
panama can be independent as much as they want but they won't ever stop being rightful colombian clay

Russia: don't care
Ukraine: don't care
Poland: don't care
Lithuania: don't care
Latvia: don't care

Australia: rivals but bros
*generic pacific island nation*: coconut n*ggers who move here and jump on the dole
Antarctica: Would move there if I could

>Italy
Our main rival in everything that's cultural. Great people and the country is beautiful. Good partners for work.
>Switzerland
They're arrogant and pompous, but provides good job opportunities. Basically irrelevant however outside of its small but high end industry.
>Germany
Outside of the EU, they're mostly good people, albeit autistic and do not know how to enjoy life without drinking themselves under the table. Fuck the EU and everything it represents
>Belgium :
Butt of the joke but essentially our friends. Much better than Swiss anyway.
>England : (thanks to the Euro tunnel)
Tsundere, but jolly and incredible people. Can't tan for shit when they're come here so it's always fun.
>Spen
I like Spain a lot, for living in the south west, I feel very close to them. Country is beautiful and it's a bliss to live in. Just keep your damn wine you cunts

>Brazil/Suriname
Get off French Guiana you cunts, you're african tier niggers willing to get free shit.
>The Netherlands
Tall, rude and awkward but smart and interesting. Don't like the country that much however. Bit too flat for my taste

i like them
their accents can be a bit annoying
they should be a state

Stop talking shit about my gf, cuck

>Sweden
Fuck you for being so stupid and naive.
>Denmark
Fuck you for being who you are.
>Finland
Alright, I guess.

i guess i should consider the others too
indonesia: disgusting muslims
png: primitive but harmless

>2017
>being a landlocked cuck

Bolivia: shitskin subhumans
Paraguay: shitskin subhumans
Brazil: shitskin subhumans
Chile: shitskin subhumans
Uruguay: alright

Theyre all cancer and literally the reason humanity cant progress faster

I have no outstanding issues with any of our neighbours outside of autistic arbitrary rivalry.
I can see why they would have mixed feelings about us though.

>Norway
Ok
>Finland
Ok
>Estonia
Bravo!
>Latvia, Lithuania
Literally no difference from Estonia
>Belarus
Free borders, nice neighbor
>Ukraine
Fuck these shiteaters and their separatists
>Georgia
Nice guys
>Azerbaidjan
Watermelon sellers
>Kazakhstan
Nice guys
>Mongolia
The most silent and chill neighbor anyone can have
>China
These fuckers slowly conquering our lands but while they develop it it's ok
>North Korea
Literally a meme country with nukes, USA erase them now please
>Japan
Noice
>USA
USA USA USA USA

Canada: best neighbors you could ask for, for the most part

Mexico: annoying cholos near the border, wanna-be yuro """white""" Hispanics farther south

moortugal:nice country and nice people. cheaper than spain and very close to us.
france:please build a wall. arrogant scum full of muslim
andorra: dont care a shit. irrelevant. its ok i suposse.
morocco:kill them with fire.no explanation needed

USA - Cunts
Guatemala - Cool dudes
Belize - Cunts

China: shit country, shit government and shit people ruining our places and culture
Taiwan: nice people with cool night markets
Japan: cool anime and have the best culture in asia
S korea: nice culture except for the overrated kpop and fasion
N korea: a meme country with a coward leader

>Spain
I like them. They're chill, know how to party, shit is cheaper. Perfect country for a weekend abroad without having to go too far.

>Andorra
Where you buy alcohol, cigarettes n shit. Pretty but boring. Overpriced skiing stations.

>Italy
The perfect neighbor. Italians are basically happier French people. Only foreigners who, I feel, truly understand us.

>Monaco
Tax haven

>Switzerland
Rich cousins

>Germany
Good friend, but in a "that friend you don't feel too comfortable talking with when there's only the two of you" way.

>Belgium
Retarded cousins

>UK
Kill kill kill

>France
our eternal banter-bro
partners in crime regarding the EU
also a little bit gay

>Denmark
nothing

>Switzerland
literally mountain jews, their German sounds like mountain hebrew

>Austria
little Bavaria 2, uncalled-for superiority complex

>Czechia
whores and good parties

>Polan
backwards but good people with a big heart when not stealing your car

>Belgium
Fries and pedos

>Netherlands
dude weed lmao

>Luxembourg
Even more of a tax haven than Switzerland

> Brazil
Portuguese speaking version of us, pretty similar in every sense.
>Ecuador
Commie indios, short
>Panama
Colombian clay, dindus. This province is our shopping mall and poor man's Miami
>Peru
Indios, short, stable economy with a lot of poverty
>Venezuela
Commie version of us. Too similar to us (aside from politics) so it's impossible for me to hate them.

>Australia
They are nice but they can get annoying sometimes
>Pacific Islands
They are so irrelevant that i don't care
>Chile
Quake bro with a helicopter fetish
>Antarctica
It is ours

End of story

>Bulgaria
Cool wall, delusionals who think they are different than us.Pretty much orthodox turks at this point.
>Greece
I hate you (i love you)
>Syria
BUILD THE WALL
>Iraq
BUILD THE WALL
>Iran
WE WILL EVENTUALLY START BUILDING THE WALL (erdoğan needs more enemies)
>Azerbaijan
Smaller turkey, brothers, tabriz is azerbaijani
>Georgia
GREAT neighbour, buffer against russia, good trade relations, no beef at this point whatsoever.Super chill lads.
>Armenia
What?

>Sweden
Keep yourself and your bullshit on your side of the border please.
>Russia
Pretty much the same but somehow you seem to be somewhat more polite so you can visit.
>Estonia
Bravo!

>Australia
Kinda nice having a big bro

>Islands
Fun people but some need to sort out their governments

>Antarctica
The world will know soon ;)

>2017
>having neighbours
fucking LOL

>France
Nice
>Portugal
MUH ALBAJURATOA
>Morocco
Our berber bros

Argies: white, cool, good loking; basically Elves
Hueziliians: nigger, stupid, loud; Orcs

We're already on our way

>Canada
felt almost exactly like the US, even in Quebec

>Mexico
they're cool but also a bit crazy

>Albania
good for weed and some nice places, the people are mostly mountain dwellers that accidentally got westernized(at least, most albanians who live here)
>{{{{MACEDONIA}}}}
we invest in them, they claim to be macedon, I don't really know more about them.I think they are way poorer than "us" though.
>Bulgaria
Many greek people go there for the universities, we no longer consider each other enemies I think.Greeks and Bulgarians have fought for over 1000 years actually, everything is ok now presumably.Nice country, the people are a bit rough but they aren't that different from Greeks
>Turkey
Pretty much Greece:The islam version with bonus Kurds added.I went to Smyrna or Izmir and, aside form the language, they were literally the same as us.They have those microtonal musics that are nice.

albanian subhuman or bulgarian gypsy?

I am a Cretan from Sfakia, but whatever.

Belgium: smart people ,enjoy good food, fucked up administrative government

Germany: Serious dudes, cheap hookers, great electro minimal dark wave bands

France: relaxed people , pretty grils, also great electro stuff

I don't like them. I wish we had only France as neighbour.

frenchies are arrogant assholes

>Asspain
A pain in the ass. Women are easy there.

>Atlantis
They're tasty.

>cheap hookers

my nigga

We're not independent?

>pretty similar in every sense.

I don't think so.

>Georgia
Meh. Ok i guess
>Armenia
Basically christian K*rds, desperate for attention
>Iran
Authentic country, admiring their national consciousness even though they're shariah
>Iraq
rip
>Syria
rip
>Nahçıvan(Azerbaijan)
Funny accent, generally cool people but a little bit money grubber like every other ex-soviet
>Bulgaria
Meh. Ok i guess
>Greece
Western regions of Turkey + Christianity = Greece. Resemblence of people's behaviour is scary

Northern Ireland is a superior country to us

>Moldavia
It's like if Romania and Rusia had a child. Also cheap ciggarettes.
>Bulgaria
The place where every asshole goes to record a car license plate.
>Serbia
Tough place.
>Ukraine
?1??32!

>NK
A thorn in everyone's side
>Japan
Bro tier as long as you keep away from news,media,etc
>China
Anyone from major citys are good. To be blunt, apart from that, they are ass in the pain.

ireland is alri
france is alri

>Russia
He's like that one drinking buddy you have who you know for sure carries a screwdriver in his jacket. He sometimes gets real fukken drunk and stabs someone. You suspect that one of these days he might stab you too, but what can you do?

>China
I like Chinese culture despite Sup Forums memes

>Kyrgyzstan
Your cousin who's like a dollar version of you. Weaker, not so smart, but he's a bro.

>Uzbekistan
A cousin who is stronger than you, but also dumber. He's from a poor family, so it's alright.

>Turkmenistan
A cousin whose parents keep him in a cage and feed him crackers and rain water

Here, found my old post from a similar thread

Russia - love-hate. like a crazy mate you have and are stuck with, who you know for sure carries a screwdriver in his jacket, and gets drunk and might stab random people, including you one day.

China - I personally love China and considering learning chinese. I'm happy that they exist as a counter-weight of sorts to USA, anglosphere, russia.

Kyrgyzstan - less fortunate, poorer little brother. no particular feelings.

Uzbekistan - stronger but dumber brother, can probably fuck you up, but he's poorer, so it's fine.

Turkmenistan - a child whose parents raise him in a cage and feed crackers and rain water.

THIS, ALL OF THIS IS RIGHT


You a big gui, Madre Russia

B-but I thought w-we were friends, Cisplatina

...

Did you use to have many terrorists attacks when Iraq or Syria were alive, or it started after western killed them?

Hungary: Overly nationalistic douchebags, but know how to run a country.
Croatia: Literal Nazis.
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Clusterfuck, also an Imbecile Central.
Montenegro: Cancer in human form, if you think that the Jews are greatest masters of nepotism, well, think again.
Albania: Literal cockroaches.
Macedonia: Irrelevant, serves as a gas station when you go on vacation to Greece.
Bulgaria: Long history of wars, but great for business, especially illegal.
Romania: Nice people, nice country.

Delete

>India
JUST

>Afghanistan
JUST

>Iran
JUST

>China
Bros

>Sweden

Gimme snus, ur ok.

>Russia

Getting along I guess.

>Estonia

Cheap booze, language sounds funny.

>Norway

Wait we were neigbours again??? Also your skiers are doped af.

>Atlantic Ocean
Mighty old bitch. Likes to put up a fight every so often and destroy a capital or two, but also keeps life interesting.

>Supaino
At least it's not France.

>Russia
Nice people

>Estonia
Cheap alcohol

>Sweden
Bro tier

>Norway
Ok I guess

>Helsinki
Weird people and niggers, but good relations