You have 10 seconds to prove you're not black

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not black.

Dubs or higher are automatically lying niggers.

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I don't enjoy stealing

I have a job and am able to support my family.

My son knows me.

nigger

Sorry user, you're going to jail.

My bike has been stolen

I don't think he does.

i'm just well tanned

not a nigger

Not everyone is like you, Jamal.

I really don't enjoy rap, hip hop or other similar genres of music.

My parents are happily married.

I'm just like a nigger, but I'm not because I'm white. No job, used to shoplift, fucked my friend's girlfriend. God damn I'm glad my parents are rich.

I don't have an afro

i'm not fond of watermelon

Got my Digimon cards stolen.

I've never robbed anyone
I've never used government assistance, except for a grant for college
I just worked a 60 week
I have a 401k
My credit score is over 720
I have no arrests

It's pronounced master, not massa.

Did you steal those cards in the first place?

Double or nothing...

No. :) My mom always bought them.

I was able to read your post.

watermelon is shit

Das racisssttt

My iq is above 70

Obvious nigger.

I can't farm

I've met my father.

...

I'm not a nigger, I have a food

I have a small cock

I haven't been killed by the police

I know my father, value education, and own respect police officers

uhh uuhh uhh FUCK

Not yet

youtube.com/watch?v=oaFjC3A8MNU

this fucking disgusts me.

I have to wear sunscreen

My penis is 4 inches erect

im not a nigger daniel

I have a father who's still around

> be black
> hang with friends that joke about me stealing bikes
> my bike actually gets stolen from me one day
> friends feel awful
> all pitch in to buy me a bike for my birthday
> have good moral racist friends

Life is weird

You know you a stupid nigger right

i got into university w/out the help of 230 skin color points on my sats

My skin tone matches my white shorts

dubs for daniel is a nigger

I have car insurance and make my car payment s

wow, tough guys throwing a bottle of water.

Enjoying your summer?

I would like to ask you a question.

I was the one who shot MLK Jr

I have dogs that aren't pit bulls

I live in Maine

I wear Timberlands to work, not with sweatpants at the club

My mother doesn't wear a hat in church.

A melanin rich fellow has taken posession of my bicycle, good sir.

facetious

I'm not scum.

i've met my dad

I passed 1st grade.

I don't smoke Newports or drink cognac

Watermelon is over rated

I have other blessings besides my big penis

I can play ice hockey

I know who my father is.

i dont pick cotton

I ain't no nigger

I have a steady relationship with my father

my credit rating offers me excellent rates on loans from actual banks (rather than check cashing institutions)

Both of my biological parents are white

Nigga, we know you stole that car.

I don't wear a flat brim hat with the sticker still on it

I suck at basketball

My pants are pulled up above my boxers

Lying nigger kys, kfc isnt your father.

You got me. Jus a dirt dum nigga here

I finished high school

And still together

I don't drive a Cadillac Escalade

Lies you monkey

I'm Jewish

Not cool man

I don't have chrome rims

Omg its Sammy Davis jr.

My life doesn't matter

I'm dumb, but not retarded

Thats a monkey man

You are both nigger

The "but" is redundant in this sentence

Das a eductioned nigga

But I'm a nigger