ITT: We pretend we live in Whiterun. I'll Start

ITT: We pretend we live in Whiterun. I'll Start

>Guard might get nervous. Man approaches with his weapon drawn.

>Do you get to the cloud district very often?

We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.

>cast fury on Ysolda

>Welcome to Wairmaidens

>Another wanderer, here to lick my fathers boots, good job

>I spend so much time among the dead, I sometimes forget how much I miss the company of the living.

>I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store

>be dragonborn with mods
>utilize the new shout - WE WUZ KANGZ
>armen and nazeem remove their clothes and fight to the death for 180 seconds
>the guards do nothing
>ysolda accuses of police brutality anyway. nazeem dindu nuffin
>a courier from the Jarl sends armen's wife a welfare stipend of 200 gold
>hammerfell welcome signs start cropping up
>the companions begin to leave town and then the battle-born, lowering the gold value of homes. Gray manes are now stuck.
>the Jarl eases his way into turning Whiterun into a Thalmor puppet state, other Empire aligned cities follow suit
>that's when the forsworn attack
>nords refuse to defend themselves, seeming to rather have their hearts cut out and aid the #resistance than be perceived a bigot
>after all it was their land and we stole ita
>abortion becomes legal and widespread, but they use those 5000 year old embalming tools
>sins of the dunmer become the problems of today
>remember the 6 million snow elves, n'wah
>things get better in the grey district, but the Thalmor still insist it is a mer rights violation
>ysolda accepts her mistake moments before death, but nobody will listen to her
>alduin lets skyrim destroy itself, now little more than a huge sacrificial altar to sovengarde to feed the world eater
>all accusations that the thalmor set in motion actions to feed and worship a supernatural, extraterrestrial being are laughed off as a conspiracy theory.

>have you tried Mercenary work? It might suit you?

>put on some clothes, ya damn fool.

>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

>WE WUZ KANGZ
Top kek

How much racism did this dude get in the white supremacist city of Whiterun?
>it's literally called WHITErun

>walk past the Talos statue
>AND THERE It Is FRIENDS, THE UGLY TRUTH!

>looking to do some hunting? I'd avoid Brittleshin Pass if I were you

>Hmph. "Solitude." Lonely Cicero could tell you a thing or two about solitude...

Fuck outta here nigga. This is Whiterun. Get outta here with that Dawnstar BS

>it's called whiteRUN

I lol'd

Have you joined the stealth archer guild yet?

yes?
Need something?
Hm?
Hello?
Ugh
Very well then

His wife got BLEACHED

>Hope you don't plan on fiddling with any cocks around here

>Patrollin' the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

>I really want to be sexually abused by Braith

...

You have /no/ idea what I'd let Braith do to me.

>Death to the NCR!

>Location added to map

>What're you lookin' at? I'm not afraid of you, ya know. Even if you are my elder.