ITT: We pretend we live in Whiterun. I'll Start
>Guard might get nervous. Man approaches with his weapon drawn.
ITT: We pretend we live in Whiterun. I'll Start
>Guard might get nervous. Man approaches with his weapon drawn.
>Do you get to the cloud district very often?
We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.
>cast fury on Ysolda
>Welcome to Wairmaidens
>Another wanderer, here to lick my fathers boots, good job
>I spend so much time among the dead, I sometimes forget how much I miss the company of the living.
>I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store
>be dragonborn with mods
>utilize the new shout - WE WUZ KANGZ
>armen and nazeem remove their clothes and fight to the death for 180 seconds
>the guards do nothing
>ysolda accuses of police brutality anyway. nazeem dindu nuffin
>a courier from the Jarl sends armen's wife a welfare stipend of 200 gold
>hammerfell welcome signs start cropping up
>the companions begin to leave town and then the battle-born, lowering the gold value of homes. Gray manes are now stuck.
>the Jarl eases his way into turning Whiterun into a Thalmor puppet state, other Empire aligned cities follow suit
>that's when the forsworn attack
>nords refuse to defend themselves, seeming to rather have their hearts cut out and aid the #resistance than be perceived a bigot
>after all it was their land and we stole ita
>abortion becomes legal and widespread, but they use those 5000 year old embalming tools
>sins of the dunmer become the problems of today
>remember the 6 million snow elves, n'wah
>things get better in the grey district, but the Thalmor still insist it is a mer rights violation
>ysolda accepts her mistake moments before death, but nobody will listen to her
>alduin lets skyrim destroy itself, now little more than a huge sacrificial altar to sovengarde to feed the world eater
>all accusations that the thalmor set in motion actions to feed and worship a supernatural, extraterrestrial being are laughed off as a conspiracy theory.
>have you tried Mercenary work? It might suit you?
>put on some clothes, ya damn fool.
>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
>WE WUZ KANGZ
Top kek
How much racism did this dude get in the white supremacist city of Whiterun?
>it's literally called WHITErun
>walk past the Talos statue
>AND THERE It Is FRIENDS, THE UGLY TRUTH!
>looking to do some hunting? I'd avoid Brittleshin Pass if I were you
>Hmph. "Solitude." Lonely Cicero could tell you a thing or two about solitude...
Fuck outta here nigga. This is Whiterun. Get outta here with that Dawnstar BS
>it's called whiteRUN
I lol'd
Have you joined the stealth archer guild yet?
yes?
Need something?
Hm?
Hello?
Ugh
Very well then
His wife got BLEACHED
>Hope you don't plan on fiddling with any cocks around here
>Patrollin' the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.
>I really want to be sexually abused by Braith
...
You have /no/ idea what I'd let Braith do to me.
>Death to the NCR!
>Location added to map
>What're you lookin' at? I'm not afraid of you, ya know. Even if you are my elder.