Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Michelle Obama standing there

Wat do???

Why the fuck would i have a chimpanzee in my bedroom.

/thread
master race will prevail

ask 2 c feminine benis

Release the chimpanzee back into the wild

Shoot her for B&E

she must go back to a zoo !

She could lick my dick... its ok

call 911

Find out just how big "her" dick is.

Beg her to run for President against that fat,retarded cheeto.

Actively respect her

choke her and demand her to publically admit that Obama is a literal demon

feed her

Boutta fuck rite quick

Bitch, I'll eat whatever I goddamn well please for lunch. Get out!

Take your faggotry to /ptg/

I hear there is an opening...

or you could lick his dick?

...

Like dis?

make her eat all the eggs