Haven't seen a tard tale thread so

Haven't seen a tard tale thread so,

>Be me
>14 year old nigger
>Parents enroll me in summer camp
>Might as well, why the fuck not
>Get put in group
>The three kids that are there are pretty chill
>We just play board games and eat lunch
>and then
>EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE TARD NATION ATTACKED
>One comes in named Billy
>99.fuckpercentages% sure he's an aspie
>We go back to normal but with Billy in the corner covering his ears
>The door creaks open
>CHALLENGERAPPROACHING.gif
>His caretaker walks in with kid and says
>"Be nice to him, Robby's special"
>Full on tard walks in, hand to his chest, buck teeth, skinny, and a fucking helmet
>KEK SO HARD MOTHAFUCKA'S WANNA FINE ME
>mfw this tard walks in
>Billy announces in the most monotone voice
>A N O N I S L A U G H I N G
>noshitbilly.png
>Kek a little harder
>Robby tries to talk
>Sounds exactly like Doodlebob
>ME HOY MINHOY ME
>I almost composed myself, but thank you Robby
>He takes this cringy ass fighting stance
>Trys to charge in to me like Reinhardt
>Sidestep and he crashes into a wall, helmet first
>One kid starts a ten count
>Rocky Tardboa
>Robby gets up on 2
>HOY HOY ME HOY NOY
>Pulls down pants, revealing diaper
>Squats down
>Starts beating his meat
>We all just stand there disgusted
>He busts a nut and unleashes the great Mighty Poo
>Evacuate room


This is just the first hour, let me know if I should post more.

Go on.

11/10

GOOOO

Bump

You made me laugh, go on

Looks interesting. I'll hang around.

This is great, post more (some pics would be awesome)

10/1n

been waiting for one of these for a while, continue OP

My nickname on high school was Shrek. I was a joke and at the same time a hero. If people want me to green text the my stories i will.

Please do

please bro

>be 13
>be 6 feet tall
>boxing and playing GURPS (table top RPG)
>Trench coat
>Principal is an old lady that can't handle me.
>Descent looking, smart enough to talk myself out of trouble.
>One day jumping walls in front of teachers, the other day getting good grades.
>Idowhatiwant.bmp
This is who i was...
I was, and fuck, i still AM dense enough to be considered poetically deep and philosophically free. Anarchists and Nihilists think i am a god. Atheists would do it too if they had enough guts to deal with power struggle.
I went fuck around in school more than horny teachers and i did stuff that haunts me till this day. I know i'm cringe as fuck, yet i'm unable to stop my own bullshit. Every single time i saw an opportunity to fuck shit up...my brain went numb and i got this feeling
>Oh, fuck it!
I am the lost link between Einstein and a diaper wearing furry that writes sonic OC.
Jesus, do i have stories to tell?
OH YEAH, i do, and i can entertain you guys for hours...but i want a crowd. I want to deliver shit that Sup Forums will remember...i want people to turn me into a virtual legend, i want to have my own "knowyourmeme" page...And just to have this shit only so i can laugh alone some times.
If you guys really want to read the shit i can drop, i will lurk this thread and after it is done, if enough people reply to my shit, i will start my own thread.

>Therapy dog comes in to comfort Robby
>Ohfuck.jpg
>It was a cute golden retriever in a tutu
>That is easily the cutest thing ever
>Robby gets scared
>Dog lays on his lap
>Pets it for a bit
>Dog licks him
>He says, I SHIT YOU NOT'
>SEXXESEE
>WTF ROBBY NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Grabs doggo by the ass
>He could find the hole
(Thank god)
>But he pulls out a dick the size of a rabbit and starts smacking the dogs head with the monster
>We are full on disgusted and kek like all hell broke loose
>Counselor tries to pull him away, but he's too strong
>Cums on the dogs back
>We run away and he starts grunting like King Kong
>Camp was cancelled for the day

SHREK WILL BE REMEMBERED

Robby is a legend kek

Samefag

This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen. Kys

What u on about

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>damage control

This is awesome

>Be kindergarden
>the tard population is mixed with the normal kids for some reason
>one full-on tard (huge 4+ feet at age 5) and 2 semitards
>they larp being a tribe of trolls in a small forest area at the edge of the playground
>one day decise to find out what scares the tards
>after some navy seal level recon and some infiltration find out its burglers
>the next day sneak over the fence deeper into the forest
>yell from the forest "Hey boys this looks like a good place to burgle"
>see tardboss flip his shit
>rips off his shirt
>rallies his troops and starts running inside
>he absolutely destroys 5 kids on the way there
>once inside screams at the teachers and hits one when she doesn't understand panicked tardmumbling
>mfw police called to search later and tard wasn't allowed outside after that

If i am as crazy as shitty as you say, why waste time trying to fuck with me?
>for the lols
Well, that is a lack of sense of humor, isn't it?
Schadenfreude would be a big word for you i guess...

How do you know?

He doesn't . Topkek.

>This much damage control

Are you Billy? Cuz your autism is showing nigga

You should not. The story has poor flow and is riddled with try hard.

Autism doesn't get closer enough to tell you who i am user.
I would gladly wait for you to sleep to shit on your bed and wake you up with that horse scene from Godfather...
You're just dealing with someone that has no self esteem and it is bored beyond belief today.
You're just another post here...shit, i bet you care about this shit more than i do
>bet you're gonna use the "more than i do" bit

And hey, this is not damage control, this is ground control to major tom you fuck nugget, i'm just saying shit because i have a keyboard.

Now this:
This is 10/10 posting. The same faggotry going on could change your life, if you had one.

This thread is the tard story

You better gimme the story user-kun

>Parents enroll me in summer camp
>Might as well, why the fuck not

Summer camps are horrible, that's why the fuck not. Don't pretend you had any say in the matter.

Fuck full blown damage control, the aspie got triggered.

GG faggot.

Whatever greentext you think is going down in history can't be better than this shit. Keep going.

Oh i will...i want to make my own thread to be sure i have enough time to sort the green text stuff in a descent way, and i want to see other stories too, so i don't want to reach bump limit.
I will if you have time enough...but please see
Look at it, he is trying to make me angry....Sup Forumstard doesn't understand that i'm doing it because i want...
Oh, trust me, i'm on the internet, imagine the shit i do irl user...Really, i'm that good/bad(?)

Lmao you are such a Fucking artist, holy shit

we will make you a legend

Oh my bad I meant autist there's your schadenfreude faggot

I'm the Picasso of fucking shit up...
There was this time when i was in college and i went to debate dark holes with a physicist...Event horizon wasn't enough to stop me from rustling his jimmies.
My tales will be legends, i want to be anonymous to be able to keep doing the shit i do...i guess...

>maximum damage control

I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Shrek will be legend, come on

You want me to stop posting?
I have a lot to say, but be patient

You are literally millhouse, you'll never be a meme faggot

NOW THAT IS A NICE WAY TO PUT IT! I like you user...i really like you.

Nah, this shit is hilarious. Haven't seen faked autism like this in a while.

So you are my audience...you're sitting here paying attention to someone because you can't do it better/worst. Well, guess what? I'm quite okay by being amusing...thing is, do you want to discourage me?

Nah I'm out, thread is dead.

"Chaotic good:
A chaotic good character does what is necessary to bring about change for the better, disdains bureaucratic organizations that get in the way of social improvement, and places a high value on personal freedom, not only for oneself, but for others as well.Chaotic good characters usually intend to do the right thing, but their methods are generally disorganized and often out of sync with the rest of society."
A joke yet a hero.I'm quite self aware i must say.

>MFW even Sup Forums can't handle the shit i'm able to drop
I really should be on tumblr triggering people with my nonsense.

Bruh i know someon exactly like wth

I never said i was the only one...people like me are always around user
people like me, they do fucked up things and after they have fun when people say it is bullshit.

The world needs maniacs, we are the mirror.

This is getting cringey as fuck

Yeah I guess, also the mentality of "oh fuck,it" made me remember some fun shit from before

>100% full blown autism

OP continue please

Seems like op bailed

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Do it Shrekboy

Fucking Robby