My friends and I are just about to start a death metal band, I am the drummer. We are very excited, but we don't know any names, so here, I'll ask you. #77 gets the band name.
Rules:
>Nothing sexual, its pretty hard to get a label that way
>No more than 7 words
Thanks! (pic unrelated lol)
Deez babos
Lost souls?
Metal Alice
The Band Your Parents Warned You About
Mike hunt and the weeping sores
Soul anchilata
Falling from December mountain
One two three four five seven
Re roll
Wrath of the Ancients
No gore and violence, just pie
Roll again
Crazy ducks
rolling
Sinful Faggots
Fuck I want this
I like men now
Roll agian
Sup Forumsitches
And
The Wharvey Gals
rolling for this
Post pic to get fitting names.
This will be the one
The Mave Datthews Band
This time
Sup Forums's choice of band name
Fuck
Judas Priest
Jamioroqui Tribute Band
Maggot Choke
Last one
Laso
Could Be Worse
Butthurt Slurfers
chicken microwave dinners
Death Metal Band
ÒSame fag so hard for this name
Paul Giamatti's Crappy Russian Accent from ASM2
Corpora Deorum
Kabuki Lighters
Cuddle Monkeys
Carpal Diem
My Mom Is Antifa
rolling
Enjoy your new band name
KRIEG IST DEATH METAL
DING! DING! DING!
cradle of filth
WINRAR
a bit soft for a metal band
WINRAR
The anal plugs
awesome
OP here, these are us, maybe you can think of a better name that way ;)
De gebroeders jood
How can you be on Sup Forums if you have friends?
OP here, I love it, we are a faggot band anyway.
5 Horsemen of the Gayfaggots
Affection Of Minor
Nocturnal Sync
Witched Iris
You are now cuddle monkeys
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Btw, we wont accept rerolls, thats cheating
Gas the kikes
Just by your post, i can assume right off the bat that you guys are probably a bunch of try hard fags who still haven't managed to master their instruments and want to be looking like hardasses
If you would actually be legit, you guys would probably legit be into history, ancient culture, mythology, science, the occult, morbidity, etc... And have an unique ways that portrays what your band is about
But yeah sure, you guys are technically proficient musicians looking for a kvlt as fvck br00tal sounding band name on Sup Forums, riiiiiiight
I'll give you one suggestion despite having called the obvious
>Lobotomy of Conformity
Slutty cock gobblerz
Winrar
don't know if these are good but it was something
New bones old souls
next door demons
super happy fun times
goat wrekt
Hitlrer did nothing wrong
Help me out here Sup Forums
My friend and I like the same girl. Hes been pretty depressed lately, and I wanna throw him a bone and step down but I also want her for myself. What should I do, pic related its our convo. Shes 17 btw. Will be posting more of it and maybe a pic of her
Do drone metal instead, maybe you'll be able to master that genre on the account that you sound like you've only been playing for a year or two
Actually we are forming from the ashes of another band, we arent making one from scratch, but thanks for your suggestion anyway!
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Just call yourselves xyshtycsrcorpsy. It doesn't matter because they won't be able to read the band name.
God I fucking hate my internet, I meant to post to Sup Forums
I'll give you the old name of my band that never took off. We wrote an entire album that took us every weekend for about a year and a half to make and then our lead guitarist (its always the fucking lead guitarists) got caught up in some indie red head puss and wanted to change the entire sound of our band to indie pop punk because thats what the bich liked. Clealry you can see how drama unfolded from there. But anyways we named our band after this black she boon that worked at taco bell because we would go to taco bell sometimes after practice and the she boon would provide our tacos.
The band name was
>Sytoria
Wtf start ur own bread dum nigger
Reroll
either way i hope someone can help, i can't sadly
Bla bla bla
Fail, ill see you on the thread
10/10
wich will the name of first album?
Dying Before Death
Well it seems that the name "Cuddle Monkeys" won.
Thats a great name Sup Forums, thanks. We will work on our first album "Bananas in the Jungle"!
Cum gargling fag munkiez
Deathbysnusnu
Dying before deez nutz
Skelikraken. Logo a kraken made of bones
Mega Holocaust
Yourmomfingeredmybum
I bet you guys suck.
Sing in german
Stage the Vasectomy
Autistic Posers
Excellent !
You could have been called ass and your first album called ejaculate into gapes but youve missed the chance
Reroll
Death