Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>one claim per user
>no claiming a waifu that has already been claimed
>no stealing unless trips or higher
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yui claimed

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youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0
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You'd be fine.
You did a decent job seperating yourself from my autism.

:(
are you feeling better today?

Oh great! I thought you were stressed or something.

Anything interesting going on? Tomoko must be at work right now. And I don't know about Galko.

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what's up Sup Forumsro's?

did you rename your entire collection again?
who that

Depressed failures thread

The rules are very simple:
>have nothing of worth to talk about
>be completely ignorant towards relevant subjects
>never think outside the box
>be a sleep deprived jobless miserable social reject
>watch gook cartoons around the clock
>hugbox the fuck out of others as substitute activity for lack of social interaction
>be boring be stale be stupid
>most important: Pretend to have fun!
Fuckin' fixed.
Your mom claimed
Kill yourselves

Claim

Almost impossible

I think you should do it first so i know how it's done

You like me, that means everything's wrong with you -_-

Ha ha got em

hello hello I love you all

I am the user that quizzes you on math problems :)

Hello.

Wow are you a wizard? Or do you have a camera in my house??

No I am eyeposting for a while.
Don't mind it.

Hi

Anzu

my gf

Eh, I knew you were just pretending to force out even more pity of your fellow faggots but it was still worth pushing it. For that 1%.
Well, you are definitely one sad sorry fuckin' fungal rimjob pal
You can also fuck off now.

Love me some Ramona

hello hello eyeball-friend

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Rather sadder than usual for stupid reasons. How are you?

There's a guy who has four dogs that he has sex with ITT. He's the guy who claims the dog. He got black mailed by an employee once.
You also have nothing interesting to talk about
>You
>relevant
Please pick one and only one.
>lack of social interaction
B-but jacko-kun, I h-have a date...
Hi Ruby

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ah... what has you down? there's no such thing as a stupid reason to feel sad.

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The burning sensation inside that almost feels like you drank bleach kind of sad?

I'm not him

Sure there are when it comes to me.
Stupid head things.

More like an itching sensation of wanting to run away and disappear.

Oh I get both those now. Punching shit kinda helps.

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bap

Hi Eyes

Claiming best girl.

You seem to be proud of that date, yeah its real hard to hook in some shallow dumb as hell slut these days around, congratulations a winrar is you
Can' you just
Shut that cock socket of yours and interact with the other cockroaches?

I still doubt it! it might be a chemical or hormonal imbalance that made something make you sad, and that's not stupid. it's just how brains work sometimes.
hello hello Just Taiga

I suppose it would though I mean I'd rather do other things.

Hi

Though it is, getting sad for little to no reason makes no sense.

Hi

It's useless trying to talk to Jack about anything related to girls, he's scared of girls and can't even talk to them

buuuuut it happens sometimes! so what you gotta do is find little ways to lift your spirits now and then.
hello hello

For sure. So many opportunities but it's all so distant. Good luck pulling through it, honestly.

Well ain't that the biggest horseshite under the sun today
Dude I have a wife.
Who told you that bullshit anyway
I don't care about what anyone thinks of me but that's just too retarded

Bad

what's up dude
up, like look up
dude
its
the
roof wall

what's got you down, friend?

Oh, I see. You are not making sense. At least you wasted 12 seconds of my life, pat yourself in the ass

R o o f w a l l
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Smoke beer erryday.

>Suika claim

To be honest, pretty bad. Hope it won't get worse.
You?

I have nothing meaningful to say \o/
sorry

Heya

ok, what're you up to?
solid claim
where are you two going?
boop

ah... I'm sorry friend ;~; I hope it does the opposite of getting worse soon.
hello hello

>I have nothing meaningful to say


Oh shit somebody is being honest. Now you just have to shut the fuck up permanently.

Don't be sorry I am not asking for meaningful shit.

Laying in bed.
Might turn on my computer to make some stupid bullshit "music"

And you?

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how

I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall

xd~

Hello there friendly no waifu claimer

I've said this all along

sometimes when I did open mics in the past, someone would yell for me to play this. I would jokingly glare at them because, yknow, it's a big joke and all, but the truth is I just never learned the song! I don't think I've even heard it all the way through.
I'm doing my best, thanks for asking

Im doing alright lol help me pick a name for my stream I blanked

Everything

I know how to play it because its easy. As easy as: youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
Honestly, if you want an impressive song thats easy: youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0

Literally who

I have no idea who anyone else's claim is.

let us know how the music turns out.
just thread for me right now.
hello rikka

how about something simple and informative like "it's monday."?
ah... I'm sorry ;~; no change from normal, I suppose. is there any way to help?
I'll have to add them all to my list

also solid trips claim

Hand over the illegal trips, squiddo

Fuck off with that gay shit

Not really

How about xd~?

>emotes
>tildes
You are doing this on purpose aren't you nigger

Hey Yui!
rofl too simple

Replying with the speed of light!

bep
Sorry for no reply last thread, 404 and I derped.

It's okay, I guess. I'm too stubborn to give up.

I like the eye posting, easy to know who you are.
I do a lot of tableposting these days, need more table though.

How did u guess cutie :3
Ur fly is undone >:3

hey jack what brings you here?

nope
how are you? haven't seen you recently
it's fine, that's usually what happens :o
any plans for the day?

Yeah I come on once in a while. I am doing alright just working and trying to survive how are you??

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No frenemy I'm not watching you since you have a free card. I'm here to lurk

Hello everyone how are you all?

Dog fucker, meet fucker
Match made in ID: Heaven

Hey hey I wasnt gonna say anything to you. I have yet to post anything lewd!
Heya!

It got really smuggy in here.

wat

Brib

You are dog fucker, he is just "fucker"

now kiss

good. i'm deciding which classes I need to sign up for this fall, trying to register as soon as possible.
hello

Not really, soon 20:00, so I guess the day is soon over.
Think the only thing I gotta do before 23:00 is to buy some dinner.
How about you, any plans, or done something fun?

Oh hell yeah what are you choosing between??

Ugh...I'd be a lot better if the fucking Monoblos i'm currently grinding in mh4u decided to drop me the heart i need to make its armour, but nope, fucking RNGesus knows what i need so it won't drop it!

Makes sense.

I just had a mini pizza party with my dogs and I am feeling great! Whoooooo

Tatsumi is gay for not choosing Esdeath, also claimed

Quick everyone post your waifu as a maid

Hi rikka looking cute and I didn't know you had such long legs
I have pringles and am doing this IRL now
HI rock star how it going?
I now that feeling all to well the RNG gods have never smiled upon me

I am full of surprises~

can anyone recommend me something to watch?

13:50 for me so it's still pretty early. rn i'm just reading through g-senjou no maou. pretty fun read so far.
I need both macro/micro economics, public speaking, general stuff like that, but I also have gen ed classes like biology, but I also need accounting classes and such, so it's basically between those classes. I also need to have classes at times that fit my outside-of-school schedule
pretty good. thinking about playing goldeneye tbh.
what about you?

what do you like?

Lewd

Lol but she isn't a slut. She's only dated one boy before me
Please Tell Me! Galko-chan

the last three i watched or actually rewatch was k-on, konosuba and evangelion