Ask a guy who can jack off in front of his parents and sister anything

Ask a guy who can jack off in front of his parents and sister anything

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were you born in your trailer or did you move there later in life?

Is real estate still considered a "safe bet" for investments? I've played with the stock market a bit but hate the volatility of it, real estate was always considered to be safe, just not the biggest returns, but the crash of '08 makes me worry that's not as true.

What are some good investment strategies that aren't as risky, even if the return isn't as large?

Do you fuck them?

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I'm currently managing an arbitration in which assets are up for grabs by a third party should the two engaging parties fail to reach an acceptable compromise by the preordained date. My brother happens to be in a line of work that would be a possible candidate for the third party acquisition.

Should I let my brother know about the possibility or is this a conflict of interest?

I actually live in a bungalow

My grandfather bought a bunch of small homes and rents them to retired couples. A very good passive income and the elderly have pride so they take good care of the property.

No but my therapist who is a jew played with. The idea of having my mother teach me sexuality. Jacking my dick off and stuff. But my dad said fuck no.

I'd let it play out and if the two parties fail I'd inform your brother,granted you have a good relationship.

why are you allowed to jack off in front of them?

Would any of you gentlemen be interested in buying a kilograms of corn?

Why are you proud of your family of degenerates?

I got depressed in high school a b d my parents sent me to a therapist who is jewish and we talked out a lot of my problems. One of which was my detest for sexuality abs nudity. If we were watching a movie and it had nudity I would freak out. My therapist started having me get naked at home and spend the day naked. Naturally my cock got hard. I started jacking off they got upset at first but now they live with it.

Yes my mom makes me Belgium waffles

This thread is dildos

Conflict of interest and illegal. But you would know this if you truly were in the line of work you claim to be in.. unless you're just trying to look cool on the internet

Get another therapist...

That makes no sense. Did this jewbag just want some free incest porn?

Don't talk shit about my thick brothers cock

I don't know lol his last name is super jewish (((Goldman))). He did ask me about it alot but that's his job

Proof?

Since your theRAPIST is jewish you'd think theyd just go and watch the rabbis give all the newborn kikes blowjobs.

one time i jerked off in the backseat of my moms minivan with my two little sisters in the seat ahead of me. I felt icky about it though. i didnt like it.

I mean, i busted really hard. but i was like 14 i always busted really hard.

Did anyone know?

What did you do with the cum?

No I was always a quiet masturbator. Ive never been walked in on
Lol I stuck my boner between the seats and nutted on the floor

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Wanna show me? Ill show uou my sister. Kik nocashkilla

I used to get adventurous with my fap sessions. One time I beat off in the Jacuzzi at a fucken holiday inn. And a lady got in right after me and I was up all night because i was worried my nut was gonna float inside of her and get her pregnant.

a pseudo boolean function f:{0,1}^n-> R is defined as f(x)= x^tQx +cx where Q is a symmetric matrix with null elements in the diagonal. Finding the minimum of this function solvable in polynomial time if all entries are non - positive. My question is: Remains the problem of finding the minimum polynomial, if we add linear constraints which themselves decribe a flow. More exactly: Each variable in the constraints occurs in exactly two different equalities and one time its coefficient is 1 and one time its coefficient is -1.

It was odd - borderline retarded behavior.