Lets get a green text/story thread going about when you found a drunk or passed out girl at a party what you did!

lets get a green text/story thread going about when you found a drunk or passed out girl at a party what you did!

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>be me, 17
>friend with nice tits passed out on couch
>kee0 drinking and didn't bother her
I don't want to catch a case muh nigger

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> girl was kinda tipsy last I saw, went outside
> came back in later and on the way to the bathroom I saw her conked out on a bed through a cracked door
> felt mischievous so I got on the bed real gently
> nuzzled up next to her, I remember she was kinda cold honestly
> put my arm around her
> got brave
> crawled on top and she kinda stirred a little
> wrapped arms around her and started making out
> she responded a little and started kissing me back

I was too worried about getting charged for rape if I did her while she was drunk, so I didn't go farther than that, but my shorts were soaked with precum because we were kissing sooo good.

Someone saw us because they mentioned it later. They didnt know who she was either. I saw her again a few months later but she didnt react, so maybe she didnt know who was in bed with her.

> at that rate, who knows, maybe someone else got on top after I left

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More of this girl?
Is this in SD?

>be me horny teenager my group of friends and >other local kids would meet on the week ends >to drink. There was this little cock tease that >always flirted with everyone one night we meet >up with her friends everyone gets wasted girl >passes out on a corner of the party. No one >really around i pretend to be concerned go try >to wake her up, but I am feeling her up tits, >pussy area, she was wearing her a school girl >skirt or dress I think, I pretend to try to talk to >her up close, or something I kiss her on the >lips and lick her. Anyway eventually i was like >wtf am I doing and took care of her until other >friends where came to that area of the party

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>senior year of high school, house party
>3am or so, most people passed out
>slutty girl who already banged two dudes that night passed out on living room couch
>start feeling her up, guide her hand to my cock
>she climbs on top and starts riding me
> about to cum and not wearing a condom so push her off
>now shes laying on the floor, pick her head up and stick my dick in her mouth
>cum almost immediately down her throat
>get dressed, leave her on floor
>smile contently and hope i avoid an STD

Learn to fucking green text. Jesus nigger.

>I have another one, ok here we go:
>I am now out of high school my first job
>Get Invite to co workers house party
>It is late around 4 am few people left at the party. I see a girl passed out in a room.
>Get instantly horny and deviant. Go in the room.
>Just pull it out begin Fapping to the girl its kind of dark.
>Try to finish fast begin to cum, nut it all over her face and hair.
>Realize what i just did and get the f out of there.
>Come back to the rest of the party act casual.
>Next day I am terrified to hear about it and see if they found out.
>Never hear a word. Fuck

Nice try FBI

dude i am at work i posted the one i fapped to the sleeping girl I think i did that one right

Trips confirm

Devil's trips.
You are going to hell for it.

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>Be me
>GF has friends over every weekend and they get wasted drunk
>They usually always crash
>#Diddleparty all night long son

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wtf is that shit

lol

>be 23
>have a 8/10 cokehead chick friend i never fucked since she was a trainwreck but she'd bring me along to parties and i'd hook up with randoms
>go to a house party one night, get drunk too fast and need to boot and rally. 1st floor bathroom occupied, make it to the 3rd floor bathroom instead.
>boot and rally when i hear someone snoring in the bathtub.
>look over and see a chick passed out in the tub
>wat
>7/10, tits spilling out of tubetop, has a skirt on and thigh high boots.
>myfetish.jpg
>go shake her a few times, nothing. check her pupils, nothing. just snoring.
>drunk and horny, fondle her tits a bit and in a moment of guilt, fix her tubetop so she's a little modest.
>starting to wash my hands and rinse my mouth out with some listerine when she starts coming to.
>help her up, she immediately goes slack, mumbling about how tired she is.
>practically carry her out and find a room with a bed to lay her down.
>she's still slack, so as i shift her in bed, her skirt's rising up and i can see the pink cotton panties she has on is taut, her pussy lips practically swallowing it.
>try to wake her up, shake her a bit more but she's still passed the fuck out cold. turn her on her stomach and rub her back. she whimpers but otherwise doesnt make a sound. starts snoring again.
oh goodness, look at the time
>pull the panties to the side after what seemed like an eternity of debating if i should and feel up her pussy.
>a tiny bit of stubble but that pussy was briiiiigt pink and wet.
>heart is practically jumping out of my chest but i slowly start fingering her, rubbing her pussy lips and feeling her get even wetter is making my cock diamonds.
>get a finger inside her with much difficulty and hear her breathing stifle a little but nothing changes. almost have a heart attack but now im just rubbing my cock through my pants. a few more strokes and she still hasnt woken up
fuck it
>pull my dick out, spit on it and slowly straddle her.

Cont?

Cont fgt

Posted this before but it's still relevant.

> find out drunk girl is pulling a train at a house party
> her brother showed up after she was already in the bedroom
> didn't know she was there
> told him "there's a train on some passed out slut in the back bedroom"
> figure he'll lose his shit and lulz will be had
> little did I know she was face down by that point
> mfw I come down the hall after a few minutes to see why no yelling and screaming
> mfw this girls own brother is laughing with a couple other guys while pounding down in his sister
> he nuts on her ass and heads to the kitchen for a beer
> when the story got out his family self destructed

Not reading that shit

Boot and rally? Where the fuck are you from?

No party I ever went to did chicks get pass out drunk. I think it is because Canadian women hold their liquor well. The only people ever passed out at parties were the non whites

>cockhead touches her pussy lips and it practically sears me. the lips part just a bit and she's practically drooling out of her pussy. i slowly start working it in, little by little, beads of sweat forming on my brow.
>she doesnt make a sound.
>when i finally bury the whole of it, she starts breathing heavier and now i'm too horny to care. i start pulling it out and begin fucking her in the slowest pace possible.
still nothing
>start speeding up, start thrusting a little harder than i should but she's so tight and the mix of fear and horniness override all.
>i dont last much longer and i pull out after the first spurt
>jizz all over her panties
FUCK
>the sex haze has lifted and the realization i just raped someone hits me
fuck fuck fuck fuck
>wipe what's left on the inside of her skirt and hurry out of the room, on the verge of full on panic attack.
>make my way downstairs, no one sees me coming from the 3r floor, go into the bathroom and wash my face. having thoughts flash
'fuck, im going to jail. fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck'
>open the bathroom door and 3 dudes are walking upstairs
thats it, i'm fucked, might as well get blackout now.
>rest of the night becomes a haze but nothing came of it.
>friend tells me later the three guys found her and proceeded to rape her proper. she woke up in middle of it and it got real ugly. cops, etc. my dna is still floating in the ether somewhere im sure.
>mfw i didnt learn my lesson and now have a thing for fucking passed out chicks.
>mfw havent been caught yet and i just hit mid double digits.

Lol not true at all my friend, I've to many parties where girls have been out cold. Nothing too rapey happens though.

Ontario representing

Her eye is fucked.

If they found a fourth set of dna from your jizz and it didn't match up to anyone else, you might not be completely out of the woods yet

A lesson I'm teaching my daughters - if you get blackout drunk and left alone, you WILL get fondled, molested, and/or raped.

I'm assuming these lessons are pretty hand-on?

that's what i thought but i haven't heard anything else so far. saw the chick once or twice but aside from a passing hello, haven't said much

Prairie chicks are different. All they do is drink

no officer I have never acted in such manner

Maybe not, they may just put it down to contamination. It's so easy to get DNA on someone, skin cells, hair etc. So if the Police have no reason to believe a 4th person was involved then they may not bother. It's not like they have everyone listed in a system or anything so it's only really possible to identify someone by already having a suspect and matching them up with DNA.

That being said, I do think they keep DNA, in most of Europe they are allowed to hold onto it for 2 years before they have to discard it, so as long as his DNA isn't found again on rape victim he should be fine. But judging by the way the story was told I think it has been more than 2 years

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based on this shitty attempt of a greentext i can confirm that is is summer

>staying at aunts for a couple days
>on vacation with family, sister brought her friend
>we get to aunts around 6, everyone goes to bed early at 9 or 10
>cant sleep, dicking around on my phone and ds for 3 or 4 hours
>i wanted another coke from the shed, went out to the other room that opens up to the back yard
>sister and friend sleeping in that room
>fuck no coke
>look them over
>notice how friend is kinda cute
>put my phone on dim, put it over her eyes, REM sleep
>have thoughts, since shes a tween
>fuck it i want it
continue?

Already a retarded story
Stating REM sleep as though it's particularly difficult to wake someone up from that

There are some people who wake from REM sleep for a 28db audio stimulus

Just finish

Its a story. Let it happen.

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I once got shitfaced with my friends super hot fiancé, got in the hot tub, fucked the hell out of her. We woke up naked the next day. I barely remember anything, she remembers nothing. I remember getting the dog to eat her out it was hilarious. She was passed out when it happened. I told her about it and she's not even mad. We hook up regularly now. Tfw 9/10 busty fit blonde slut that's engaged to your friend doesn't give a fuck what you do to her and how many dudes to animals you throw in the mix. It's pretty cool.

cont, Rem fag

>there was this hot girl named jessica. >she had biggesr tits in the whole world. >i do not lie. >there were 3 dangerous men who thretenead the earth from death. >i turned into superman and i beat them into pancakes. >the president gifted me one thousand million robux on roblox. >he gave mr avalailibity to fuck jessica. >thats what happened yesterday, i really do not lie

>be me 22
>last year in college
>meet sort of dorky freshman girl and invite her to one of our keg parties
>she and friend get super drunk and she ends up puking and passing out on my couch
>hold her puke-y hand and sit with her until she is able to make it back to her dorm
>walk her and her friend back to dorm
>don't see her again until after Christmas break
>She's gotten contacts and her braces off and is beautiful
>she also has a boyfriend now
>still feel good that no harm came to her that night

Cool panties! where can I get a pair for my girlfriend?

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You do nor have girlfrorend, you duck

>Cheated on now wife with her friend, in our bed when we were both *very* drunk teens.
>She came at least twice, once riding once spoon-fucking, hand over her mouth so 'they' don't mind us being in 'their' bed.
>Had me cum down her throat to avoid evidence.
>Left her sleeping - GF and I took the floor, me panicking as I sobered up.
>Next morning, friend came to GF crying.
>Ohfuck.
>Friend saying she'd cheated on her BF with 'someone'.
>I thought she was acting.
>Eventually it was clear she was drunker than I realised - she didn't know it was me.
>Girls run through guys who were at party, but it was a student thing - lots of people in and out.
>Eventually, they give up and girl goes to tell her BF.
>Flashforward 10 years: she still with her BF - he forgave her.
>She still gets laughed at for 'drunkfuck'.
>Recently, GF joked that we four should have a foursome. Would friend recognise me then? Who knows...

Still, never been so lucky.

Nah, I would kill anyone who touched my girls. Myself included.

>be me ,21 having party at house for friends birthday
>rent out the addition to an older tweaker guy
>he has a hot young GF because she has serious mental issues and likes meth
>spanish 5'1 big tits
>party is great and we all get drunk
>the night winds down and i hear the tweaker in the addition screaming at his Gf
>i hear the door open and slam shut and then feet slapping the ground
>now would be a good time to mention this chick in addition to having mental issues and being a meth head is also a raging alcholic
>find her on the curb a block away from the house crying
>shes wasted and cant even stand
>get her off the curb and walk her back to the house with my arm wrapped around her chest feeling up her tits the whole time
>go in through the side gate and enter my room via the sliding glass door
>put her into my bed and wait for everyone in the house to fall asleep
>I test and see if she wakes up by saying her name and shaking her
>outcold.png
> start massaging her big ass tits through her clothes
>pull her shirt up and pop her titties out of her sports bra
>she has one inverted nipple so fucking hard at this point
>i end up pulling down her shorts and panties and playing with her pussy
>tighest shit ive ever fucking felt feels like a wet warm soft vice around my finger
>eat out her pussy while shes asleep and play with her tits
>end up using her hand to jack off with and come on her tits
Pic related

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>be me, 19th birthday party
>some number of people, lots of booze
>somehow 15 year old shows up
>15 year old got blackout and passed out on my bed
>I go to pass out, find someon ein bed
>lay down and start touching
>she says "It's okay"
>I tear her panties off and go poundtown no condom
>dump a load in her
>turn her over
>fuck her ass and dump another load
>next morning
>make her give me a blowjob before I agree to give her a ride home

>come home from work
>recently divorced 8/10 sister in law and wife are drinking
>me do whatever kinda ignoring them
>thinking about using the wife later ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
>getting late wife almost passed out s.i.l. needs to home but too drunk to walk (rural area)
>say hop car in i'll drive you down
>wife says shes going to bed
>get to house s.i.l. cant walk
>take her to her bedroom sit her on bed shes mumbling
>say "you like to sleep naked right" she can barely laugh
>pull her shirt up she actually helps
>undo bra and she falls back tits bounce
>take off her sandals
>reach under waist band and panties and pull
>greeted with full view of pussy
>push knees apart and stick tongue in
>shes into it cums after a minute or so
>pants down dick in hand lean forward and balls deep
>fucking with abandon not quite a hate fuck but almost
>shes literally licking her pussy juice off my mouth and chin
>she comes again and goes limp
>i keep going, come deep in her
>stay inside, suck on tits get hard again
>start to fuck her mouth but didn't want her to puke
>came in pussy again
>go home
>never mentioned
>success.jpg

>only regret, never fucked her ass

w2

>be 18 years old senior in HS
>morbidly obese most of high school, slimmed down to 250lbs from 300lbs
>despite fat still popular and had friends
>kissless virgin fag
>go to massive party at friend's lake house
>get absolutely fucking drunk
>see girl passed out in the other room, Go in for the attack
>get on bed, feel her up pussy/tits
>made out a lot too
>thisisawesome.jpg
>host of the party comes in the house with a girl he is trying to bang and catches it all
>next day he tells everyone. Whole school finds out
>was called a rapist almost daily for the rest of my senior year in high school

Shit sucked but I am lucky as fuck I never got in legal trouble for it, because that girl I defiled was rich as fuck

Stopped 1/3 of the way to throw up

Do you even greentext bro?

>just graduated HS
>we all party like animals before we all go our separate ways
>this one hippie hipster liberal was there, she was known for hooking up a bunch
>she went into some room with a guy probably had secks
>almost 4am I was feeling shitty and went into a room to go sleep or pass out
>turns out same room as her and that guy
>they were both past out cold.
>did various tests to see if they were awake. No response or reaction from either
>get next to girl. Feel her tits up. Pussy too. Clit was pierced. Nice
>then at some point I feel her kick and she just says "shit!" really quietly
>get scared as fuck and immediately left the room, heart pounding
>come back like 30 min later, walked in I saw her moving around, then I left
>go back outside with some bros who were still up and partying
>she emerges 10 min later to smoke cigarette
>heart pounding, maybe she knew it was me. Feared she was going to out me in front of everyone and perhaps get my ass kicked
>told her "sorry didn't mean to wake you up" in reference to when I entered the 2nd time and didn't assault her
>Instantly left to avoid anything that could possibly go wrong
>got home at 6am, mom was awake asking me why I looked strung out


>told me in the nicest sweetest voice "don't worry you're ok"

are you a wizard?

CONT THAT SHIT

Mfw I was the guy all girls liked but didn't ever like enough to date

Mfw went to parties but could never drink bc of medicine so was always sober

Mfw girls who ended up passing out or getting too fucked up, their friends always brought them to me to take care of them bc they knew I was that "nice guy" and would never do such a thing

Mfw they were right

Mfw beta af

Mfw pic might as well be me

he already did dipshit

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lolwut

kek

>kek

>let me stop you right there

>Gf birthday
>I am the driver
>She gets lvl 92 wasted
>She promised me sex before the night
>Told her; if you pass out I'm still smashing
>She passed out once we got home
>Started jingeling her tingelies to see if she was asleep
>She was
>???
>Profit

You pound her ass?

literally this whole thread

youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8

Nice try, mr FBI man...

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More!!

well therei s the guy who posted pics soo

>Proof?
reverse image search it, this is Oc nigga

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any vids?

that is directly from one of the incest threads

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I wish my sister would get blackout drunk so I could fuck her

Same. If I could just drug her that'd be fine too. Can't figure out where to get the drugs, though.

honestly if I ever moved in with her and I discovered a drug that could make her pass out/forget the whole night I would. The problem is she doesn't drink enough for that to ever be believable and even if I did use a condom I feel like she'd know.

unfortunately there doesn't seem to be a safe way

post em user

Yeah, raping her probably isn't the smartest. But you could still feel her up and take pics and vids and eat her out etc. I'd probably make a Sup Forums thread.

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Fucking nice. Any more pics? More stories of her?

Post more pics, and the vids if you can

oh nice, a documented rape. EXIF captured and reported to FBI by Sup Forums. user will be v& soon and after the trial and sentencing will, ironically, become a rape victim himself. every night. for 12 - 25 years.

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nice evidence

post it

those stories you produced had evidence. These are just artistic stories. Why so upset over stories friend?