Tell me your best joke
Tell me your best joke
Jose Davis
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Henry Powell
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Bentley Turner
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Daniel Watson
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Thomas Moore
A horse walks into a Starbucks. He orders a large coffee. The barista asks him for his name. The horse says his name is ,"Why the long face?".
XD
Carson Stewart
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Evan Ortiz
Winrar
Isaac Davis
My life
Chase Jenkins
Jordan Thomas
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
>THE OTHER SIDE
>mfw I realize that joke has been about suicide the entire time.
Ryder White
how ?
Jason Lopez
what's the hardest part about eating potatoes
Leo Russell
chicken wanted to get hit by a car and die so he could go to the other side. aka afterlife.
Nicholas Wright
Oh god... I've just realize that :O
Jordan Perry
Getting over the taste of feces since the potatoes have been up my shitter?
Asher Nelson
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Gabriel Murphy
no. the wheelchair.
Blake Smith
Wut
Justin Young
A cargo ship carrying red paint and a cargo ship carrying purple paint crash into each other and sink.
Both crews are marooned.
Joshua Rodriguez
because retarded people are potatoes. Now it's not funny anymore
Nolan Evans
What do you call a women with no legs?
Disabled
Brody Fisher
Meh outa 10
Eli Phillips
Q. What's the smallest hotel in the world...??
A. A women's cunt because a man has to leave his bag outside
Parker Jenkins
Holy shit