Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

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Because im nott as rich as that fat bastard claimed he was.Therefore i cant afford a gold digging russian whore like Anfisa.

Cause all the pussy in my town is either crazy or disgusting.

no money
depressed

because girls are fucking boring.

all my ex cared about was food, make up, clothes and reality tv.

Literally the most boring year of my life, thank fuck its over. No more sex but at least i can spend my evenings doing what i want instead of watching her bullshit tv shows and listening to her chat about the most mundance shit just so i could touch her body.

GF's are overrated.

8Y'all nigga is gay kys

Haven't gotten out in over a year considering I dropped out of college and even if I did start going out again, that wouldn't be my first concern since all my friends have nothing but issues when it comes to GFs. No need to have that either.

idk duude I always give them a whole plate of fucking grapes, ungrateful whores don't want anything to do with it fucking modern women

So true. They are stupid and fucking boring. Better to find a girl to just fuck and not call again. Easier that way.

I have one OP, thing is sex with her is so normal, no bj or anal, that's why I cheat on her with coworkers, bitches suck dick like damn, feel like shit for doing that, but I need it

I dont want to put in the effort or money

I would but my wife isn't keen on the idea.

I don't think my wife would appreciate it very much.

I'm not attractive, charismatic or cashed up, and my interests are boring to most people

I would probably do fine if I had tattoos though. I reckon I could pull Hipster-Punk girls easy

she left me

Still getting over my ex. Working on it right now, went out with 2 grills today and one seemed into me anyway. Not that interested in either but I can always be friends with them and then meet their friends and try with them. I know it's scummy but I gotta move on and this is all I can think of.

Every single one I've had previously have disappointed me

because the girl i liked isn't interested in me

I've never been ended/cut, it always is me that ends relationships

Acne

yeah, having bros is more fun . . . . there's this great app called grindr, we should all sign up!

Having girls with benefits is better for my sex life and less hassle compared to a relationship.

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I really don't care about girlfriend i just want a female fuckbody as friend

I don't want one. Also, I'm a depressed loser living at my mom's house at 25 that is basically just waiting for her to die so that I can kill myself without her having to deal with it. So basically, I couldn't get one even if I wanted one.

The girl I liked and whom I went out with told me that I'm cute and funny and everything and she laughed a lot but at the end she didn't want to go out with me as more than friends, which then changed to not going out at all
Got me pretty fucked up tbh

gimme the sausage

wanna charge up and jo?

Cuz Im a muslim.

Well you obviously picked the wrong girl, you simple minded cancerous shit for brains fucktard.

god i love that show
they are by far the best couple

I'm 40 and I'm really only attracted to 20 year olds. Plus or minus a few years is fine tho.
Have you anons ever tried dating a 20 year old girl? They're fucking dumb as fuck.
Anyway, I do get laid quite a bit by women half my age. But I don't have any interest in dating them.

wat show

>no girl has come around that makes me think "gf material"
>was talking to some chick at uni who I had a one stand with but she's boring as fuck
>either that or there just no chemistry except lust

don't try to convince him to not be a retard. more retards not going after women = less competition

because im gay

90 day fiance

I keep trying to get RID of girlfriends because they sink their claws in and start stying to control my shit.

I just turned 30, have a house, car and job, why would I settle for one woman that'll progressively colonize my whole life when I can have 2 or 3 zero commitment sluts on rotation and do whatever the fuck i want with my money and free time?

Take her ass to court and ship that cunt back to Siberia

I wanna see her porn vid

Too much work.
I go out and get laid like twice a monthe when i act like a fun charasmatic person. Its a lot of fucking work, not giving a fuck about anyone, saying witty things, controlling your body langauge.
If I had to do that 24 7 with a girlfriend I would blow my. Brains out

I laughed harder than I should have at this, thanks user

I'm gay

I still with my mom. Don't think many women will find that attractive. I also don't own a vehicle or have a drivers license so instant status loser right there that'll deter more women away. Overweight and ugly and I don't even make alot of money or save my money despite having no kids or spouse. I have some anger issues too so I'd be afraid of taking it out on my girlfriend if I ever had one but luckily I don't have to worry about it. Still in the same shitty job with no plans of advancing and I have no ambitions in my life except a swift death because I'll never leave any legacy behind. As much as I'd want a significant other, I just prefer being by myself, probably because it's all I've ever known.

>Still live with my mom.

That's not scummy at all if they know you're just friends with them

Because I fucked up real bad and lost two girls within two weeks.

Because my wife's father will shoot me

At least you can hold a job... I haven't had a real job In about 4 years.theres just no jobs in my area I really want to do.. It's all shitty hospitality.

Because my old mate got to her first

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