We're a lot alike... you and I

>We're a lot alike... you and I

>*Snarls defiantly* WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE!

>"You have your mother's eyes...and your father's temper" *light smack on the head*

>and that outfit is atrocious!
>pulls trigger

>Petite girl judo throws a 6'3" guy
>"I had to learn to defend myself growing up with 23 older brothers ;)"

fuck you

>movie wastes 10-15 min with a chase scene

>If you kill him you'll be just like him
>*farts*

>chosen one

This is the only time this meme has made me laugh, give yourself a pat on the back.

>Male character and female character are playing pool in a pool hall
>Male preparing for his shot when female displays cleavage causing the male to miss his shot

hello Episode I

>frogposting thread
>it ain't me starts playing

>No! Don't kill this genociding literally Hitler but 100x worse man who would probably just escape containment! You'll be no better than him even though he's done the most heinous things imaginable!
:/

>we need to kill all the niggers immediately!
>before I kill you all, one of you get over here and toss my fucking salad

Really?!?

Name five flicks

>frogposter
>doesn't name ONE movie

>They're 7'9 and I'm 4'11, but I can beat them easy
>Why?
>I use their size against them ;)

>"Help, some people want me dead!"
>"Don't worry. We will park a police car near your house"
>"Are those guys good?"
>"They are the best"

Guess what fucking happens.

>it ain't me starts playing

umm pretty sure the song is called fortunate son by bruce springsteen

>prodigal son returns
>"EAT! you're nothing but skin and bone!"

tfw never once had anyone say this to me

>If you kill me, you'll be just like me.
>...Eh, I can live with that.
>toss guy off a mountain

Fuckin based Norman.

>Shootout happening
>Fat sidekick character is hiding underneath tables and eating food

>American man: "I'm Irish"

This plus
>Character is literally speaking to their dramatic foil

>Dude gets hit in the balls
>Golden retriever whimpers and covers his face with his paws

>the bigger they are the harder they fall :^)

>Characters need to use a vehicle to escape
>"It's ok, Bill knows how to fly a plane, right Bill?"
>"But I only took one class!"
>Hardly starts vehicle, barely making it out of emergency
>Manages to use it perfectly the rest of the trip

>i gave you AIDS
>i already have AIDS!

every time

>Picture of Patrick
>a pat on the back.

Well played