After Heard was awarded $7 million in the divorce settlement with Depp and pledged to donate the full amount to charity...

>After Heard was awarded $7 million in the divorce settlement with Depp and pledged to donate the full amount to charity, the 53-year-old actor sent a portion of the financial donations directly to two charities chosen by Heard. However, Heard is now insisting that Depp double the amount to account for his tax deduction, and to pay the full amount immediately rather than in installments.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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it's too bad murder isn't legal

how does she have the audacity to keep up this charade? The whole country knows shes a lying, manipulative, gold digging whore

Heard a shit. Inb4 she falls off the face of the earth now that she's irrelevant

Why the fuck would you ever get married in that financial position?

good, i hate this cuckold motherfucker

>Gone Girl is an unrealistic over the top sexist view of women they said
>get married they said

>Won't take the money to not look bad
>But will still fuck him over

evil

>gold digging whore
She's very good at it as well. Apparently she's trading up to Elon Musk.

he obviously didn't beat her hard enough

It was a calculated risk on Depp's part. He got to exclusively fuck the most gorgeous woman in the planet for a couple years for the modicum price of $7 Million.

Depp has millions to spare and she'll fade into obscurity

there are better looking whores than her and who are better at their jobs too

>still sexually desiring a woman after youve fucked them a few times
who does this?

A new member of the JUSTice League.

...

GOLD
DIGGING
WHORE

>new
He's doing bit parts in Kevin Smith movies. He's not a new member

>all those fags a couple weeks ago who insisted the charity shit wasn't to save face
>"w-who would donate that much? she's just a good person! 7 million is too much!"
I wonder where they are now

welcome brother

but his paper work has gone through

he's now a full fledged member of the JUSTice league so he's new.

JUST

Hahahahahahahahaha

She got him!

Can someone explain this to me as if I were a 5 year old who knows nothing about taxes

This. She plays the game well and I've got to respect that. Very poor form on Depp's part. He should know first and foremost that marriages are business arrangements.

Why is everyone pretending her "insisting" means anything? If the judge decided, it's over. This is the real world version of "delete this"

ELON NO

are prenups illegal in america?

depending on how much you donate to charity, you're allowed to deduct so much on your income taxes.

so if you declare on your tax form that you donated "X amount" you can take a percentage of that and not pay that much.

That's how Hillary dodges taxes by "donating" to Clinton based charities.

TRUMP 2016

judges just throw it out

proves that the charity stuff was just to get media off her back

>not knowing how prenups work

lol, what is it like to have such a simple mind?

proves shes just ruining his life for fun

Amber Heard divorcing Depp
Only married year, no kids, not much money potential
Heard public team fucks his shit up good though
But then Heard team realizes bad publicity could hurt her career
Agree for Johnny payout, small but worthwhile
Heard says shell donate it all to charity as well to further improve career
Johnny says okay to that and says he'll just send the money directly to charity then
Heard cucks him in public again saying it would be a tax write off and if he really cared hed give her her money first then donate his own money too
Johnny cucked again just like he was cucked at every turn by demonic Amber

What? What are you even saying?

Depp is a cunt.
news at 11

its simple in this area. ive never been married. feel free to educate me.
but i think youre just an asshole - which is a form of simple mindedness. enjoy that thought

I still think about my gf while masturbating.

I'm not a Sup Forums alpha though.

It's just rumor but it wouldn't surprise me. His wife is also an actress and hot as hell, that's probably his type.

>proud of being simple

jesus you non-americans are such cucks. LOL

They exist. But if they reesult in a woman not getting fre shit, they're thrown out in court.

Like, 90+ % are thrown out in divorce court, they're worthless.

Also, dating and living witht he same woman long enough can constitute a "civil union" which is on par with a marriage for seperation reasons, allowing alimony, splitting asset, etc.

Life is a game, and women are the loaded dice.

Elon Musk's lawyer game is likely much stronger than Depps

:^)

JUST

>Life is a game, and women are the loaded dice
wew lad. slow down there. a simple google search will show you that more women than men want prenups

I think about all the times I fucked my girlfriends sister lol

>Google something about women

Yeah google also finds me proof of the existence of the imaginary wage gap and that false reports of rape are okay.

>google something about women

from someone who has never spoken to a woman except for your mom who still just wanted to be friends.

google also finds porn. whats your point? sounds like you dont want to find facts that dont support your agenda.
damn that sounds familiar doesnt it? what other ideological internet group behaves this way?

Why wouldn't they?, "hey honey, i will sign the prenup because i love you not your money", bitch knows it will get thrown out the minute she calls a lawyer

Meant to quote

>dat blatant samefag

lmao you've clearly been BTFO

>not hiring individuals lawyers for both you who then help you create and agree on a pre-nup.
Its a lot a more solid that way.

See
Woman wanting a prenup is a false security net to get a guy into marriage, because she knows it won't matter in the divorce anyway.

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Nope, but whatever helps you sleep at night. Retard stole my green text.

When your entire marriage is built on the foundation of lawyer negotiations, you can rest assured there is no love or proper feelings and divorce is guaranteed.

Note how one capitalized Google and the other doesn't
Note how one adds a break line after a post quote and the other doesn't
Note how one capitalizes the start of their sentences and the other doesn't.

Learn how to notice differences in how people communicate, it'll make your life easier and filled with less screaming about samefags.

>this much autism

LOL

>continues samefagging
>trying to damage control this hard

damn its been a long time since i've seen that gif

You can't say that about a woman.

This guy talks like an emotional ass ravaged Sup Forumstard. give me a video who is all about the facts please

>greentext

>maymay arrows

>posts one minute apart

AYYY

>literally one minute apart

you and your memes

Elon's a fucking autist.

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seeif both of you lawyer up and create a pre-nup together through the lawyers...its a lot different from "sign this piece of paper that says I dont have to pay alimony"

Heard would be a downgrade tbph

kekkekekek right when the deppheads declared victory this happens

too perfect

>most gorgeous woman on the planet
What planet? Without the makeup, she's girl-next-door-tier.

See:

>Elon's an autist
>he fucks supermodles
>user jerks it to henti

never change Sup Forums

>ones a billionaire
>the other isn't
nice hair plugs elon

>she tells him that she would have said yes to anyone who proposed that quickly
>then tells him that she's thought about getting on a plane and going back to England many times
Gee, I wonder why it didn't work out.

I think user is probably somewhat accurate. Musk seems like he may be somewhere on the spectrum.

alison brie looks much better than her

>didn't cross her t's and dot her i's with Depp
>jumps on Elon Musk and his millions
>she's going to try extra hard to screw him out of his shekels since she messed up on her mission to ruin Depp
>she ends up going on a boat trip with Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner

Just you wait and see. Musk will make her disappear.

I don't think you understand how to correctly use the word 'modicum'

If you're in a place which practices common law marriages, it's the only way to have a sensible separation in the event that that happens. Acknowledging that a relationship might not last forever doesn't doom it

I've been here too long.

never realized how much elon musk looks like the neo nazi from Banshee

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you're putting way too much weight on a prenup
in California you'll be able to find a judge who will nullify it
garner left affleck the day theirs expired

kek

I was just telling the guy that a prenup can be motivated by things other than mistrust

She called me her Tonto man...

I honestly never thought id see the day Depp got JUSTed.

I mean up until a few months ago i saw him on some show with pink and she asked for a kiss from him even though shes married.

The man could do no wrong with women.

Name one divorce case where Sup Forums or Sup Forums sides with the woman. This place is more biased than the courts.

Do if he pays the amount of his tax deduction, he'll also get a tax deduction that she'll ask him to give away and so on...

Name one divorce case where the woman was worth more than the man and he got half her shit?

you're in the wrong neighborhood

>post yfw a golddigger puts space exploration back a few decades

>Gold digger
>Giver the money to charity

That's really bad gold digging.

i fucking hate johnny depp more than that gold digging slut

>being a multimillionaire celebrity
>thinking you can find true love with your kind of status

When will they learn?

It's just her settlement and 7 million is nothing and it buys her back some good will which she desperately needs.

She still gets all of her alimony until she remarries.

>actually thinks this a comeback
lol

JUST

Depp wins. She gets no alimony and only a small lump sum payout.

This is literally 1 movie for him.