Monday night drinking

Monday night drinking

What are you drinking tonight Sup Forums?

Nothing, got a job interview in the morning

Bleach

>Has to drink whiskey flavored honey liqueur because he can't drink whiskey
>He still has to mix it with soda

Jd honey and coke is a nice drink.

>>Has to drink whiskey flavored honey liqueur because he can't drink whiskey
>>He still has to mix it with soda

And he eats dinner out of a Crock•Pot.

>Tennessee honey and coke.
How about a little alcohol with your sugar?

Yuck. Take that tranny cock out of your ass and kys.

Tranny cock is nice

This.

Like a nice, big cock in your mouth

two hearted ale

OP TN honey and coke makes me think your name is either Justin or Devin for some reason.

Faggot

Like the cock cum between your teeth

or aiden or some shit

Josh

You're gonna drink the cum

OP why are you getting defensive? This is a wake up call to stop drinking liquor that sophomore sorority girls take shots of before they go to the bars. I'm trying to help you.

Aiden Kek

Cum all over your face and I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, and then you're gonna do it again. I'm gonna force you to suck it again

You have no fucking taste sir

Need somebody that can worship it

heineken

I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock.

OP you might also like this. Kek

Glenlivet

Think you can handle that?

8-inch cock you think you can handle that

He's a Derek.

4 dollar chardonny from Dollar general. Cheers / b

op probably likes fireball

Get on my level, you faggots

Currently a fresh bottle in my liquor cabinet. This guy gets it.

You want that cock or not?

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diet pepsi because im not a fucking alcoholic. its monday god damnit.
>now excuse me while i smoke this bong

Bacardi tonight Sup Forumsoys. Never had before. How is it?

Like the cock cum between your teeth?

Since everyone is making a big deal over OP's shitty honey whiskey, what's Sup Forums's opinion on fireball whiskey? I do enjoy some fireball. It's nice to drink the nips when I'm out fishing.

I'm cross fading

Flammable.

yeah if you're a pussy

like a headache

You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard.

I turned 20 a few months ago and I don't drink, never been drunk or tried any drugs in my life.
How does it feel to be a pleb?

Bacardi is decent rum with good history. 151 is gimmick rum for frat boys. Grab some oakheart next time.

It got old for me after my first two years of colledge. I prefer straight whiskey or beer. I don't like mixed drinks all that much.

I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum

LSD and MDMA

Feels good to drown my sorrows in something other than sexual frustration and Jesus Christ.

"Like to get slammed in the ass, too?

Good nigger this is good bourbon. It's top tier 1792 is my favorite.

You want that cock or not?

If I had good access to MDMA my life would be over.

Like to suck on some dick?

Like to dick on sum suck?

Only alcohol ill drink

nobody drinks beer anymore?

You sound tight!

>roar root beer

schweppes cranberry lime seltzer in a can

I do. Every day.

No, because it's not considered masculine by the 14y/o on this board trying to out do each other with the 'manliest alcohol.

Ooh... I got a nice cock to slam in you.

Some cheap vodka friend

Only cheap root beer tastes good with this shit

>food lion brand roar root beer
>Mr. Coffee coffee maker
>blue glass cup
>Kraken

I don't know what all that says about you but I don't think we would like each other.

Anyone here have good taste or just me

This ain't my house lmao

Them fancy bottles make me think you a smart fella

I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's...gettin' hard

Bulleit.

Neat.

You need to gtfo cause I feel like whoever owns those particular items eats skins off people

that's your dads stash to show off when company comes

Kinky

I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it!

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Want you to... really worship my cock

red stag

this went MILO real quick....lets get back to Lahey-type convo

Is that girly shit all it takes to wash the taste of cum out of your mouth? Or do you have to throw in some Red's and Kinky? Queer.

I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum

You're gonna drink the cum

cum puddles all over your dads new hardwood floors

Fireball is just as bad. Anything honey, maple, apple, cinnamon, etc is fucking girl shit, dude. Whipped cream and similarly flavored vodkas are there too.

Oh yeah... that sounds good.

Hows ya lips?

It was on sale, so this.

Zero calorie cola on the rocks

Slam you hard you can handle 8 inches fat?

my mouth lips or my butt lips?

Your light switch covers and counter top are cheap.

Oh yes... Definitely

hahaha DIY kek

I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock.

I'm going to drink Jameson. Because it's cheap and hard to pass off as cheaper shit.

And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all

Think you can handle that?

This. It has mediocre reviews, like 3 - 3.5 stars, but I can get a handle of it for $20 so I'm not complaining.