Act British or the cat gets it

Act British or the cat gets it.

Tip top fiddly wop

egg rols

Calm down lad. I'll put on the kettle and we'll talk it out over a cup of tea...

Just what do you mean by 'cat'?

OOOH SHIT MATE, I LOIK FOKIN' ARABS N ALL THAT SHIIIT ROIGHT, LET 'EM IN YEAH?

alllaahooo snackbarr

Well that's strong init mate?

Please sir, you and your friends can have my wife for as long as you need her

Drop the knife, Knave!

blimey, time for tea!

ayyy where iz da white womenz at

I'm gonna go boil this chicken and then salt and pepper it

Shoot the rotten Blighter, for all I care.

Honestly, all this commotion is MOST unbecoming!

Good day to you, Sir!

OI YE CHEEKY CUNT DONT HARM THE KITTY CAT OR IMMA FOCKING BASH YE HEAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM M8

Now now, Jethro. Rather we put the knife down before the constable suspects anything.

I say old chap that is a rather unfortunate predicament you have yourself in.

...

My, my....aren't we cheeky?

i havent brushed in 8 years

REFUGESS WELCOME!

Cat is saved

Let's celebrate

Good day chaps. Did anyone watch the cricket last night? Jolly good show ay what what!

We Brits don't even speak like tha-

OKAY, YES WE DO.

We really get tired of you fuckers pointing it out all the time though...

*bins ur nife*

I thought cricket was Australian

No in Scotland we dinnae ye fuckin sassanach!

Aw hell naw.

It might be, but the English love that shit!

FUCK YOU, OP! I HAVEN'T GIVEN A SHIT ABOUT THE BRITS SINCE 1776!

I'LL NUKE YOU IF YOU HARM THE CAT.

No one in Britian likes cats anyway, grouped with the other vermin there.

Act British?
>votes for Brexit, and then follows up by making tea and googling what the EU is

when Liverpool beat Arsenal, I'm upset.

But we have not been introduced.

Don't mention The Ashes then...

When Lollerpool win any game, the world weeps

Good day Abdul! What was that old boy? You want to fuck my wife and daughters? Jolly good then go right ahead... nobody can call ME a xenophobe!

TELL MOFFAT TO HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH DOCTOR WHO

Oh dear oh dear! How many girls have been raped around Rotherham?

Well, we better not do anything about it, or we might be considered racist old chap!

New season is boring as hell and overloaded with SWJ propaganda.

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Did I win?

I Say! Was that an explosion? My, I sure am enjoying this cultural enrichment!

Got to get there damn cans a pork soda I tell what

Tis Part and Parcel, Old Bean.

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

Mm, yeas, quite, More biscuits, chap?

Blimey

ALLAH AKBAR

>My, I sure am enjoying this cultural enrichment!
Ameripig detected.

Why yes I'd most indubitably love a biscuit old boy. Do you have any more of those scrumptious chocolate hobnobs? They taste splendid when I dunk them in my cup of tea!

Oy mate, put the fockin knife down!

Mm, yes, I do have some tiddlywonkers in the kitchen but I cannot go in there anymore. You see, lad, Her Majesty's Government forced me to take in a family of refugees, including their 3 metre tall 10 year old sons -all 6 of them- and they have occupied the area to make vests with metal and nails in them. I do believe they've grown fond of this 'Punk Rock' the youngsters enjoy these days and are making costumes for such a concert.

Oh bugger! I'm so jealous of you for living in such a culturally diverse home! Never mind, they probably ate the last of the tiddlywonkers anyway... no doubt they were a little peckish after crossing 50 bloody safe countries to get here! I'll just squeeze into my 3 wheeled motorcar and nip off to Tesco for some warburtons crumpets instead! Toodle pip old bean, shan't be long!

Damn and blast! I sweved to avoid a pot hole the size of a fucking crater in the road!

Now I shall have to walk! Oh dear oh dear.

>Photograph related

Pip! Pip! Cheerio lad, I shan't need tell you to not bring back any tins of lager, yes? They are now Haram in me flat.

Oi mate if you 'am the little fuzzy wuzzy oim gonna give ya the ol' rompy stompy beatdown innit

Oi! Manchest U fan detected! It's clearly a Binty-poofter tail Mouser purr-purr.

Hey bro, I saw you down at White Castle. You and I should go on diets, we're super fat.

G'day mate! Put another shrimp on the barbie! No worries!

That's Irish, you faggit.

Tickle me turnips to be sure to be sure top o the morning to ye.

Ach die lieber!

Entschuldigung!

WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!

Stupid sexist russian

Sweden plaz.

under rated post

Swedes make good Souvlaki

Swede make nothing good. Never will.

vovo

Volvo is trash. So is Saab. Patria is the only good Nordic engine make for cars.

norwegia do lutefisk gooder

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

Surströmming is the Swedish weapon the Geneva Convention should ban as Biological.

*lose control of an entire continent by some farmers*

*opens legs for muslims because otherwise prison rape*

Woulda you likea some a duh jam in yoeur tea?

The bloody 'ell is toothpaste?

Please brown chap from another region, I implore you to take my wife, and forcefully fornicate with my 6 year old daughter, and have a good chunk of my paycheck as welfare! Also tea n shit.

They got Ola Englund and the Johansson brothers tho so fuck you