Haven't jizzed since may. trying to nofap for a whole month

haven't jizzed since may. trying to nofap for a whole month.
the punishment for cumming is putting something up my ass. my gf wants me to have to go to a sex store and pick out a dildo myself, but I'm a little tight on money. suggestions on the punishment or cheap sex toy reccomendations?

pic unrelated, but hot

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plus, I'm feeling adventurous. if this thread is still alive when I go to sleep tonight, I'll try her small buttplug on friday, the last day of the month.

Don't cheap out. Shitty Chinese plastic can fuck your shit up. Only the best for your man pussy.

shit, my manpussy's never done anything like this before. gf is determined to make me loose, if I succeed it's her ass on the line.

Sauce?

man, I fuckin' wish. thumb looks like ariana grande

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Boy, who is this?

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Sauce?

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You want cheap? Plunger handle

that sounds kinda dangerous, what if it goes too far in?

shit dude, I just wanted her to do anal, I didn't think it'd be that hard, but last night I woke up twice dry humping my mattress...

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damn, 10/10 bod. came hard

could I use some kinda vegetable, like a carrot or something?

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