Let me a bartender judge your drink choice/ recommend something better

Let me a bartender judge your drink choice/ recommend something better.

Water.

Ice Water.

Icelandic Vodka

Chocolate milk

Jack and water

Steele Reserve

Glenfiddich scotch, neet

fruit punch mixed with lemon-a-rita

You aren't OP (3 posters, 3 posts) but god damn, you're good at this. Teach me, sensei

Cruzan 151 and water

I didn't say I was OP

whisky with ice ? or jager

filtered tap water with ice that tastes like freezer burn

Dry martini, Russian Standard shaken ice-cold with a lemon twist.

flat sprite

Chill your tapwater in the fridge, or freezer.

suck my pee bar cunt

Sidecar

Sounds like you have shitty ice, Sup Forumsro.

Tom Collins made with Beefeater

Whiskey sour

Mix me up the classic /b cocktail, the Yum yum

authentic vegan fair trade whisky

try your martini stirred (how martinis are supposed be made) shaking makes your drinks taste watered down.

Moscow Mule.

>red sour ale
>hot toddy
>vanilla coke and bourbon

get rid of that bourbon and try some 100 proof rye. you will not regret it!

Old fashioned

give me a club soda and a lime you cuck

>666 - 1
>calls OP a cuck
I don't think so, Tim.

I only like tequila but only in the form of margaritas because I'm a faget

Fresh Piss. No ice. Served in a Lowball.

Frangelicos and Apple schnapps. I call it a Forrest Ranger. Nice and sweet.

Whiskey, if its hot on the rocks, if it's cold straight. None of that jack daniels bullshit either. Johnny Walker aint bad, depending on the label.

Straight bourbon

muh dude

long island iced tea with a mug for a glass with 2x2x2in ice cubes

with a crazy straw and a little umbrella.

Margaritas are one of the best drinks out here if there made correctly!

Rum. Dark rums like Private Stock and Kraken. Sometimes with coke sometimes just over ice. Also Im not a huge whiskey person, but I do like fireball. Can also do fireball with coke.

Lynchburg Lemonade yumyum

a combination lock to use as improvised brass knuckles to fight off your tweeker friends

Your moms twat juice. Neat.

Genuine hard cider, or an alcoholic butterbeer (Depending on where I'm going to)

Rim and Cock

Negroni

I like pretty much everything.
If I'm chilling I'll be drinking a hefeweizen although just about any I find here in america fail to satisfy my craving and memory of the delicious hefeweizen I used to drink when I was stationed in Germany (occasionally I find some good imports at the beer shops)

If I'm looking to party I usually do a "jager bomb" being a glass 1/2 redbull and 1/2 jager but I'll just drink those as drinks and not shots.

Later in the night I'll go for a single malt scotch or cognac. If I want something sweet I might go for a nice tawny port.

Then again I'll pair my drinks to anything I'm eating so yeah.......

did op dead?

sounds like it, welp back to ylyl thread 1 billion i guess

think the op was outsourcing drinks to sound cool to his friends or someshit

Jack and water.

those are some retarded huge ice cubes. What's wrong with your ice maker?

I don't drink girly shit just leave the bottle and fuck off.

They keep drinks cooler longer. sounds stupid but god damn they work

one part whiskey, one part vodka.

Whiskey neat... come at me

Straight everclear.

A watermelon.

Midori & Amaretto fill with cranberry juice.

Sailor jerry's and coke

7 & 7

Jack Daniels and mtn dew

raspberry arizona iced tea mixed with some honey Jack Daniels

...

Vodka, lime and soda

Cough Syrup and Sprite.

Nog

Suffering Bastard

old fashioned.