Need to make 500$ fast bros, what are my options?

Need to make 500$ fast bros, what are my options?

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Insurance scam. Works like a charm.

Fuck a horse?

Sell a kidney probably

male or female?

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If you got a good amount of money, send it to me and I'll buy drugs with it and sell them. 50/50 partners. I'll turn 500 to 1200 at least.

Suck off 100 dudes for $5 each

Sells one of your kidneys

sell blood?
in my city we have a port thats always hiring people to unload boats, when people need money fast here we just go work on the docks for a few days

Yeah send this random guy $500, that's probably your best bet tbh

pimpin

get a string of 6 girls, put them out on street, they keep 1/3, you get 1/3, 1/3 for drugs for the girls

you gotta smack them bitches up

explain

For example there are ppl who walk in front of cars, to then blackmail the driver into paying insurance money.

How fast? Invest in cryptocurrency and hope it moons.

Surely there are better ways than getting hit by a car

You tell me. The best way to make money is to work legally or to sell illegal goods or scam/rob people.

shit aint easy nigga! damn

That's a very slow and unreliable way. You're better off trading with normal currencies.

Not adverse to some good ol theft

Learn how to steal cars for example. Easy money.

steal from dollar stores like family dollar/dollar general (razors, deodorant, candy, shit like that)

sell them to bodegas, flip a good profit. always hit different stores

Rob a 7-11.

Just walk in there and ask the cashier to give you everything in he cash drawer.

They're in violation of company policy if they resist. Make sure you're unarmed, too. Police assign a low priority to investigating unarmed robberies.

>bodegas
sell them to wine storehouses?

Suck the pingus for moonies

Sell off those gay ass anime action figures and sell your anus on the street corner

I'm actually being serious here so listen up.

Buy bitcoin
Buy drugs off the darknet
Get them delivered to your place (they dont track it unless it's international)
Sell on the street
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profit

Do security for a week. Made 580 gross in 3 days.

you have a good ass? yes? ok, sell on the street

Except darknet prices are already higher than the highest street prices.

Why not 500 for 1$

Blow 10 guys for money.

If you have a body like that, it won't be a problem.

Diddle other guys from Craigslist

Lazy fuck. Makin jiggaz aint easy nigga