Did this awhile back and had some good conversations with some good people. And also had some trolls...

Did this awhile back and had some good conversations with some good people. And also had some trolls. I figured it's time to do it again. 75 year old christian here. Looking to spread wisdom and good vibes. Ask anything my Sup Forumsrothers.

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why is the guy in the red robe trying to blow jesus?

also, the kid in the pic is looking at me like

I don't believe that is what happening in the picture my friend. I think the guy in red is trying to disrobe Jesus in an attempt to faggotize our lord and savior.

That kid has obviously heard about or seen the miracles of Jesus and is like "Dafuq, this niqqa lit af"

I think he's hoping that if he rubs on his robes, that maybe some of his magical powers will rub off on him.

"Magic". I think you mean righteousness my friend. Also do you have to captchas more than once to post because I think i'm being gaslighted by the captcha people.

Why europa shit?

>I think you mean righteousness my friend.
Why do you say that?
>Also do you have to captchas more than once to post
They only make you solve lots of captchas if you are making a lot of posts. In theory, to try and slow your posting down.
I feel your pain, I hate the ones that have you make shapes around objects.

shut up and click those vehicles and signs bitch

1. Because Jesus didn't use magic. He used the power of the Great I Am. 2. Thanks for the advice My friend.

I guess i'll have t do that my friend.

You smoke weed?

Let's get real. What are tour thoughts on demons? Because I have had close encounter with a couple, I know I shouldn't fear it but I do and I don't know how to get over that fear. Any suggestions?

Absolutely my friend!

Please pardon my grammar, it's 3:40A.M. for me and I can't sleep because all this demonic stuff that's happened is this very room. I'm kinda freaking out if you get my drift

What should I do I took to much LSD. I'm a Christian and have been smoking and falling away from him.

Every year the Merriam Webster people or whatever says some word that was never a word is now a word. I hope the word for 2017 is "faggotize."

>also had some trolls
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Just pray

Perfect love casts out fear the Most High is the creator and no spirit can scare him.

My friend, I'm am glad you posted this. Always remember that demons are instruments of satan himself, they are powerful beings, if you let them be powerful beings. All it takes is a simple "In the name of Jesus, i command you to leave!" and they have no choice but to go. Good vibes sent your way my friend!

Hot damn checked

I'm sorry you've spent this long wasting your time on bullshit.

yo he LOVES da kids

Go to rehab. Go to the ER first. Pray to him. I will be glad to talk to you daily and help you straighten your path.

Hey man. How do you feel knowing that the only place where people like us can talk about things that would not be usually talked about while maintaining our anonimity, the place where the biggest amount of unbiased info could be freely distributed and debated is filled to the brim with porn threads?

Thank you, I have been. The only reason I'm asking is because it really got to me the first time and I just wanted to see if there was a Bible verse or something that I may have overlooked, thank you anyways. The fact that you believe me makes this situation better

Indeed, in fact Jesus says we should strive to be more like children and maintain our innocence

yo I got a Golden beatle in plastic on my keys ..guaranteed to ward off all demons and it works

ER???

Also, just to contribute a little instead of just whining, what are your thoughts on kardecism? have you ever heard about umbanda or candomblé?

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why would someone go to rehab or a hospital on lsd?

I think to each his own my brother. You managed to find a thread unrelated to pornography, so everyone else can.

I practice voodoo. Sup

To get rid of addiction My friend. projectknow.com/research/lsd/

>MyNiggaJesusAndHisHoes.jpg
>75 year old christian
Yeah.

Hello my friend. How does voodoo work out for ya? I'd love to hear first rather than research it.

I need to.

How did a Christian thread become research on voodoo?

Whats wrong with the file name my friend? Jesus is my "nigga" and he had alot of hoes. His best friend was a prostitute for crying out loud

Voodoo has no power over the Most High God.

hail satan

I love to hear peoples beliefs on other things so I don't become old and full of hate. ex "god hates fags." - old people

I'm sorry you feel that way my friend. Are you an avid worshipper or just a troll?

Very true, I was just asking how voodoo came up to begin with

Amen brother. But it could have power over humans.

Are you my crazy ass uncle Tim?

This user brought it up.

Only those who are not believers

Thank you sir, I must have missed that comment

Unfortunately i'm not. But tim sounds like a great warrior for christ.

Because you're on Sup Forums
No thread stays on topic forever.

Even believers can be caught in the lies of the world my friend.

Hey there. I actually am just here to ask for some prayers. You can refer to me as Livingston.

I am hoping that this year will be better than those prior. Thank you :)

God bless

Amen to that Sup Forumsrother

He who is the Most High is he who created all that exists.

I will put you on my prayer list Livingston. Any way I could contact you for a praise report?

Amen to that Sup Forumsrother

This site is disgusting and nasty.

Amen to that Sup Forumsrother

Holy moses the quads. OP here wondering how it's working out. Prayers have been sent your way.

What do you know of the coming apocalypse ?

Thanks user. We don't need to contact again, I know it'll work out :)

How come it was the Jews that was waiting on a messiah but they got one and it was a Jew and they said ahh hell no fuck this motherfucker but the Jewish messiah saved all the goys and left the Jews hanging man what the fuck but that nigger Jesus who was the messiah the Jews been wanting he just said fuck you Jews and then the Jews had the Romans kill him and now the Jews control the money and the porn and maybe dome of the drugs too


I mean fuck Jews.

Is it too late for me to stop my drug addictions brothers

Things are going well. Many thanks for the prayers and advice

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if jebus got dick slapped will he turn a cheek?

It is never too late.... If I was able too kicked my habit and you can too.

Ive sinned too much against God I feel like it's too late to turn back

I think about killing myself at least five times a day. Help

He will turn the other cheek. Butt cheek that is amirite?

You can always turn back, that is one of God's greatest gifts, forgiveness

The jews didn't condemn Jesus. They just fufilled the prophecy. Just like Judas, who has been forgiven and is at the fathers side.

What is wrong we all love you very much and so does He Who Is With You.

On the sixth day do it

He will My friend

Why do I deserve to be forgiven

So did judas hang himself or did judas jump off a cliff? The bible says both

That's the point, no one deserves forgiveness, but it is given freely by God Most High

I am worthless

Mercy

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My friend. If you do, before you do it ask the father to forgive you of your sins. Believe in him, truly believe, and you will find yourself in your mansion in no time. Everyone has a purpose in life, I belive those that fill their purpose early on get suicidal tendencies, like Judas. This doesn't stop them from getting to heaven. Prayers sent your way my friend.

No you are worth

God created you to exist with him and live with him the father the creator who loves us all and wants you to come home to him too

how high is the most high?

Higher than a motherfucker my son

What's it like being 12 years old and staying up this late?

I came across this awhile back. May it help you as it helped me.

Not funny

Jesus' existence is absolute, that nigger got crucified so that the modern world could unite and start counting a strong and accurate calendar. Whats fucked up is that years later people living on Jesus' timeline have the guts to denounce him and his great sacrifice. What do athiests actually believe when they look at the calender? Like its named 2017 A.D (After Death of Christ) but still people would rather believe in nothing. Oddly enough my nigger Jesus saw this coming and had it written that men are weak and cannot count to 2000 years without forgetting what they're counting for. Its a bother for any man who wants to contribute to a growing society when you realize that societies nature is to collapse on itself. A new generation without guidance, ready to fall for anything, unable to comprehend their own history and thus doomed to repeat past mistakes.

My friend, you are in my and Mary Sues prayers. The fact that you need to provoke what you assume is a 12 year old is sad. prayers sent your way my friend.

Amen to that brother. The most high refers to him being an authority fugure such as high on the totem pole. Not an earthly high.

Nigga please the Jews hated Jesus because he fulfilled their prophesy or whatever but they didn't like him . Probably because their ((prophesy)) was a bullshit control tactic in the first place

Sorta like a dmt height then?

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My brother, My friend, humanity may fail but christ will never. Remember, god promised to never destroy the earth with water, but he may destroy it by fire, make sure you have your salvation my friend, before worrying about the worlds. Prayers sent your way and thanks for sharing your wisdom amongst the thread.

Trying to explain that to anyone is like trying tout fit all the water in the ocean into a single glass. God is beyond our understanding, that's how high

That hooker deserved to go to hell if she didn't take christ as her savior