TRUMP GENERAL: TRIGGERED FAUX-CAHONTAS EDITION

TRUMP GENERAL: TRIGGERED FAUX-CAHONTAS EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,119 (Per CNN)
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps

ENTERTAINMENT
>Boss Nigger Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
youtube.com/watch?v=BPS_LLiyBr8
>Clinton: Season of the Witch
youtube.com/watch?v=QkGP-tVoDyI
>Trump SLAMS Clinton on Benghazi
instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
>Cenk of TYT Breaks Down over Trump-Clinton Polls
youtube.com/watch?v=f8NQ7jUDbSI
>Trumping the Dorms!
twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/730013452777836544
>The Idiocy of Trump Haters Exposed
youtube.com/watch?v=8h3lnX1l5hA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

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>tfw all he has to do is put a quick tweet and it's trending.

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE OP
VICENTE FOX THREATENS ACTUAL FUCKING WAR OVER THE WALL
downtrend.com/71superb/former-mexican-president-threatens-war-with-us-if-trump-is-elected

These people really think Bernie has a chance. Keep continuing to make Crazy Bernie trend tho

>US/Mexico war
kek, I wonder how that's gonna go

who has suffered PTSD so far in the meme wars?

>ben shapiro
>glenn beck
>jeb! bush
>elizabeth warren
>aids skrillex
>carl the cuck
>vincente fox
>joe


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We did it once. I think it's time expansionism started back up. Time to unite the Americas under one flag

Good luck with that. That shithole will be glassed off the planet if even one shot/missile is fired.

This not a good way to promote your candidate if you call him CRAZY.

>Domo Arigato Marco Ruboto
>Wolf Blitzer
>Megyn "Wherever" Kelly
>Chris Matthews
>Bill Kristol
>Mittens Rmoney

Ben Shapiro, I'm pretty sure he has gone fucking insane by now.

>Giving spics voting rights

The fuck is wrong with you?

Steve Deace
The Loesch Family

She either isn't old enough to vote or she's a professional student. With the insane amount of money minorities get for college it's very easy to make a literal career out of it.

Shapiro and Beck are permanently fucked up by Trump. They'll never be completely the same.

Was 6/1 at one point fucking gutted I didn't lump on then.

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Steve duece or whoever the autistic cruz missile on TV was

>The Fucking Pope

Post Trump-blasted Stress Disorder

watching shapiro melt down was the best

Alright, another attempt at the Cruz voice. I don't think I'm skaven enough to get it right.

vocaroo.com/i/s12hPzK2UIjm

>einstein revolutionary physicist
>mlk amazing activist
>mendel botanist and scientist
>crazy bernie is insane
uh yeah real good comparison

Bernie is making great strides in the field of relativity, specifically examining how good a batshit insane socialist can look relative to Hillary Clinton

Yeah same man, I was a bit late on the betting, been following Trump right from the start so I could've won twice.

>things my grandma forwarded to me in an email chain or on facebook

An illegal will do it for $15, let the homeless eat shit and die

TOP TIER BANTZ.

MY SIDES WEREN'T READY.

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That's just tacky.

>supporting illegals

conbined the picture

youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI

Trump hasn't even tweeted or retweeted this yet has he lads?.... Would be savage if he did...then the news mentions it and more people view it..

I don't think you can do it right at all, Cruz has a very very subtle mannerism to his speaking. It's better than I can do, but when I try I always emphasize the "sur" sound when he says shit like

>"and the conSERRVative grass roots are rising up against the washington cartel.... and I...... Ted Cruz.... will stand SHOULDER TO SHOULDER with the American people...."

That little girl is smart. If real, hope she doesn't end up being tumblrina due to her parents.

quick i need the maga hat template

is for homework

SJW's do you really WANT some of TRUMP?
Watch:
youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg

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Thanks for not shitting up the links this time.

What are you trying to do little Croatia

build the fucking wall carlos

Know that feel bros. I'm getting fucking right on it this weekend when I've got time to properly check out some betting sites and going all in on the golden Don.

>Not knowing about the new field of math Bernie invented in which he wins the nomination.

Include this recent Trump interview in the OP later.

This was "Crazy Bernie" interview

youtube.com/watch?v=teXR3KVl0fM

All this talk about betting on the election reminds me. Does anyone remember that Australian guy that lost a ridiculous amount of money betting on some primary that Trump was expected to lose?

How much you planning on betting?

Pic is him

GOP worked on it but failed. Maybe the crazy commie kike can solve the riddle.

theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463

>Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome
>David Cameron, Fucker of Dead Pigs
>Angela Merkel, Caliph of Europe

Wisconsin, I think.

I put £150 on him back in January.

What is this shit honestly

Is this our JUST League?
Sarah Silverman gets triggered regularly every time Trump says something sexist. Bitch had better pack her bags for Israel.

no probs, it was just a matter of copy paste into a text editor, find and replace all the [embed]'s

Not sure. But I think I'll split it between a few sites. I've seen people using Bet365, Paddypower and Ladbrokes here. I think I'll put down £15 on each (most of them have bonuses when you make your first £10+ bet, so I'll effectively be able to double up the money)

I need a wallpaper related to trump, help me brothers!

That's a Ball I would love see smack into Cankles Chin.

Anyone screencap Goofy Liz Warren's twitter meltdown?

Sup fellas, Joe Biden here. Just wanted to let you guys know that we're sending both Hillary and Bernard to the cuck shed. Its gonna take a man to beat Trump, and Im that man. See you cucks in November.

I wish I had your courage and foresight. Really regretting it now.

kek

What power does a former president have? He's not their commander in chief any more. Unless Mexican politics are different.

For your phone.

Here's a good county map for delegates so far
graphics.wsj.com/elections/2016/all-primary-caucus-results-2016/

That's a big screensaver.

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>beats 17 republicans
>beats hillary
>beats sanders
>beats biden
Who's next?

When Trump beats Biden, Biden will board Epsteins plane and never be seen again. They'll "just get a shotgun" and do Biden like old yeller.

"It is nesscary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will come back from the grave ant the world will know that I was right."

- Adolf Hitler

whoops

Who would be brave enough after Biden gets taken down?

Fits perfect on Galaxy S7 Edge

t. I just set it

He was the previous president of Mexico. Imagine if Bill Clinton or George W. Bush was publicly threatening war on Canada for no reason today. The fact that his successor isn't telling him to sit down and shut up suggests it might be an attempt at back-channel communications.

This isn't real... is it?

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IT'S RUBIO!

It's being widely circulated on Twitter.

Am I the only one kinda excited to watch Mexico get BTFO in a war headed by based God-Emperor Trump?

what no isis?

what the FUCK is going on here? Who is that small child

The world.

Here's another.

post yfw when the delegate count ends up like this

I love the pat and the look saying, "Goddamn it, Joe, stop creeping on this little girl in public. There are fucking cameras for Christ's sake."

I'm wondering why Enrique Peña Nieto isn't on the news as much as Vicente Fox is.

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Hitler comes back every time somebody needs an evil to compare somebody they disagree with to.

i.imgur.com/lIzdrr2.gifv

Every white person west of the Mississippi would enjoy seeing that. Trump wouldn't even have to declare a draft. You'd see a million angry rednecks descending from the woods on to recruiter stations.

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