>Stop! You violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
What loot does the guard find on you?
Stop! You violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit
Leo Rivera
Henry Williams
Someone else's girl
Nathan Gonzalez
Liberal tears
Lucas Price
Petabytes of trap, loli and shota porn because I am on Sup Forums and that's all that exists on Sup Forums anymore
Jack Brooks
...
Angel Perez
crushed nodoz, 7 inches of garden hose, claw hammer, rubber steak and blueprints of city hall and however much of my chocolate milk is left after they forcibly restrain me from sculling
Landon Perez
A steel dagger I found lying around.
Michael Ross
...
Lucas Scott
I prefere to resist
Joshua Jenkins
...
Jaxon Hughes
All I have is 3.50, you want that too, occifer?
Jace Morgan
All the nirnroot
Adrian Price
Someone elses dignity
Zachary Butler
>NUUUUeeeeNNNNNNNNNN
>NUUUUeeeeNNNNNNNNNN
Christopher Taylor
The guard's virginity
Blake Wood
Birthday sweetroll
Jack Diaz
An empty bag of doritos, crocs, a fidget spinner, five live starfish, and half a bottle of shasta.
Ian Turner
A pocket-sized model of the same guard standing before me.
I press a button and audio plays from the chestplate of the miniature guard.
"Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!"
Austin Bailey
49 paintbrushes
13 apples
corn
3 pewter plates
2 wooden bowls
a silver urn
Lucas Cruz
...
Isaiah Gray
Skooma
Shitloads of skooma and a kajiit dildo