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Footy ed.

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UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

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haha omg I'm so scared of clowns I really hate them haha look how quirky and unique I am

I did BTECs in 6th form because I didn't get the grades to do A-Levels

Left, or right?

the jewish gf

who /spurs/ here?

both at the same time

>you now remember those thickos doing BTEC Physical Education who told you it was the equivalent of an A-level

Left looks like good gf material

Right has a smokin' body and would be a great fuck

passed out drunk on the couch and woken up with a bad headache

so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general

starting to make a connection between intelligence and acceptance into society

seems to me like you need a low amount of intelligence to have a successful social life

>never posted on Sup Forums until I turned 18
who else /lawabidingcitizen/?

me
only started coming here when i was 19

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we're in here lads (non-yank ed.)

>seems to me like you need a low amount of intelligence to have a successful social life
h-haha yeah

>got a low C in Government at Politics A-level
>worm my way into a top 5 university
>get a 1st in Politics
>now work as a policy advisor

really gets the cogs whirring

KEK desu senpai

>user, your Runescape is making the computer slow!!

Literally Fox and Grapes the post

Taking off lads

Enjoy my thread :3

haha omg I'm so scared of social interaction I really hate it haha look how quirky and unique I am

gonna tell on you you dirty thread splitting cunt

*swiftly runs up to the janny crying*

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Come Dine With Me on in the background lads

Proper runty types today

not too good in a fight so went to the metropolitan uni of hard knocks

what a terrible fucking post

mmarion

Me on't left.

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bye

can you name one episode of CDWM where they aren't runty types?

literal attention whores seeking their 5 minutes of fame and serving up literal shit

I'd say /brit/ is easily the thickest part of this website

>tfw she's a coalburner

>so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general

omg I like love peep show so much! :) le funny socially awkward social hand grenade man is my favourite character! I relate to him so much haha!
us weirdos amirite guize?! :D

come dine with me is on the lifestyle channel (cable channel) here

i memba one episode where they had this posh wanna be runt who was like 20 y/o

Jeff was based until he started raising Mark's kid and believing he'd got one up on him

I'm VERY intelligent I'll have you know

I don't believe Paris is as bad as rorkes say

fair point

It seems to be couples this time (haven't watched it since I was a student tbqh), which is extra tragic for some reason.

It's a pretty big general, and about a dozen people replied to you, only the ones who had a levels

>so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general

no
yes

Is it bad that I want to force feed skinny girls like Emma Watson til they're chubby?

>Making fun of the retarded

Ah yes, that low hanging fruit must taste so sweet to somebody like you.

>wales is superior by its absence

Feck off cunt

most episodes 2bh, unless that's what you're hinting at

my hand on the left

yeah it's extra cringy where they pretend to actually like each other and not hate each other's guts

why do we always end up with multiple threads
do you mongs literally not refresh the catalog before hitting the submit button

*looks over my shoulder*
oh sorry mate - err guys, guys, is everyone ready to order? sorry mate can you give us 5 more minutes? ta

bellend smells of skips

Update: guy on Come Dine.... is wearing suit trousers & waistcoat with a short-sleeve shirt.

Channel 4 lads, get it on.

HOWLING

The threads were made one second apart. That said, the one who made the late thread (the other one) should've deleted it.

>Ah yes, that low hanging fruit must taste so sweet to somebody like you

sounds spiffy as fuck

Wish the world wasn't so urbanised. Wish it was still lush and vibrant and forested with tall grass everywhere like in medievel times.

VERY concerned at how deep the ocean is. I am also VERY concerned about supervolcanoes such as Yellowstone. I'm also RATHER scared of tornados, hurricanes and earthquakes

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how do you know you don't like a cock up the arse if you don't even try it once?

You'd never get laid in somewhere less densely populated though lets be honest lad

Four in a Bed > Come Dine With Me

haha yeah, just delete your thread, that's possible

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*Incites rebellion*
Wahey!
*Rebels turn the country into shithole that will be unrecoverable for at least 20 years*
Haha whoops!

Put a sink in the ocean, put a cork in yellowstone, and move the fuck out of manchester

everyone likes prostate stimulation
it's just some people don't find men attractive

Bit scared about North Korea

hopefully he fucking killed them all afterwards

CANNOT stand scots

quints of truth in the OTHER thread

Why is it called Four in a Bed?

>Scots

What are 'patsys'?

>get horny
>go on adamandeve
>order a small arsenal of various sex toys including prostate simulators
>cum
>cancel order

happened about 4 times now

I call it my own personal straightness test desu. Every year I'll let a man fuck my arsehole at least once just to make sure I don't like it and I'm 100% non-homosexual.

Hope he raped them.

lines of coke

nah i bring it down

>Welsh flag
lmfao i'm so scared of those militant welshmen

but if he does you from behind you don't have to look at him

laugh at this braintlet

When the muslims take over England you'll come crying to us

Not worried about anything at all.

because of the nursery rhyme.

Browsing /brit/ while my anime loads

Literally no downsides then.

terrible post

AMERICA BTFO

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Based North Korea

Why would let strangers go through your belongings? I don't even let my closet mates do that.

it's still a guy shagging you though

you should be

burning down english holiday homes was a laugh

I do the same thing but with sucking cock in public toilets
and I do it every weekend not once a year

>BTECs are superior in every way

delete this it makes me trigger

watching anime while my /brit/ loads

On the train home from work.