The holy trinity of /AlwaysWillHaveYourBackInABarFight/core

The holy trinity of /AlwaysWillHaveYourBackInABarFight/core

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one of them is not like the others

>no Russel Crowe

He's more of a >will start a bar fight, and won't need you to have his back

>Vigo is not verifiably insane

>Mel is the only blacklisted one

>Cruise hasn't aged a day, does all of his own stunts, and by all accounts is a really nice guy.


Not sure which one you mean.

tom cruise is a manlet and I dont want him helping me out

I'd want to have Russel Crowe and Christian bale to back me up in a bar fight, rekkin some cunts.

Australians always have a mates back.

Do you even know what a trinity is???

>/AlwaysWillHaveYourBackInABarFight/
Does this ever happen? I go out most Friday nights but I've never been attacked, followed out of a bar or had anyone come up to me and start being all menacing like you see in movies

I'm not questioning that. I'm just saying that he'll be the one getting into a bar fight before you even need him to get your back.

Replace batshit Cruise with Statham or Liam Neeson or Russel Crowe or Woody Harrelson

He has telekinetic powers though.

Must be all that fetus blood they keep pumping into him in the scientology center.

>no Kiefer
Smdh tbphafwymf

what about that one guy who was waiting on a mate that never showed up?

Cruise strikes me as the type of guy to turn a bar fight into a homicide with that dead smile.

Yo homie

You want it back?

>No Sean Bean
>No Steve Buscemi
>No David Bowie
>One was stabbed, one was scarred, and lastly retrieved his permanently dilated pupil

You fail OP

Seen Been
Sharpie and Boromir

Pat Roach
Bomber

Paddy Considine
Holy defender of aspies

>no Chief Kief
you're a fucking failure OP