Wil Wheaton is a cunt

Wil Wheaton is a cunt

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Yup

Literally who?

This douche canoe

can't stand this fag

Quit it Sheldon

if you get so worked up about a celebrity you are probably watching too much tv

Still better than Shia

not true. HWNDU was a fun time by all. Wheaton has never done anything entertaining even by accident.

hes like that one dude from highschool who thinks he's liked by everyone because he's an asshole

because?

You mean Hwil Hwheaton?

I actually like him in star trek
could you imagine being in his position surrounded by such great actors,id be a miserable hate full wreck too

epic family guy reference you fucking idiot

He's like that one dude in grade school with the cartoon T-shirt that will make a nation prove to the world just how inhuman and less of animals they are.
>that's just me though, Mexico ruined itself from lack of accepting one citizen that is bilingual has commited no crime

He is an absolute douche nozzle from the depths of feminist bullshittery the likes of which none has seen before.

You realize Shia is trolling hard at this point right

he married his pseudo-mommy

He was anti gamer gate so therefore a cunt.

I stopped giving a damn after cabin fever.

Still more fun than Wil.

He comes off as a smug tryhard faggot and everything he's in is cringe you as fuck. Actually didn't mind him in TNG, but basically everything he's done since then has been just awful.

He's one of those "nerd bait" "celebrities" like Felicia Day (who I also despise) that people just put in things to pander to embarrassing Comicon types.

This guy gets it.

Just look at what a complete ass gasket this guy is.

What exactly did he do to deserve all the hate?

If y'all didn't figure it out by now, Will Wheaton is OP

Have you looked at any of his social media? Watched anything he's been in on TV? Go take a look, you'll see.

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

He a prick who does stupid shit like wearing watches on his ankles.

You've never watched TNG, have you?

He was great in the Big Bang theory! He actually somehow made the episodes better even when it seemed the episodes couldn't be improved.

The only way he could improve television is by dying.

0/10, way too obvious.

Try harder in the future.

Nice try Wil. Everyone knows you suck it.

I like how his "don't be a dick" thing apparently doesn't apply to him- he has absolutely zero problem being a huge asshole to anyone who remotely disagrees with him.

He's got some show now where him and a couple of other super dorks play some D&D bullshit, I always see it whilst flipping through channels

thats the guy from star trek who makes me mad with his general opinions that i go out of my way to listen to. hes the problem in situation

Is that the new star wars?

I lived in hope that he either went around the bend like Kirk Cameron or got sold into a Hollywood child sex ring. But Wil disappointed me.

His wife looks like a tranny that sucks nigger dick as a hobby just so that she doesn't have to come home to him

Might as well be.

I believe you meant to enunciate it as Wh'il Wh'eaton.

;)

Wh'ait wh'ilst I wh'ack some cool wh'ip on your pie.

She's a beard.

I'm sorry, we're you expecting an argument about this subject user?

>ass gasket

It's evolved as I wanted... fellow Sup Forumsros who know what a toolbag WW is.

Even Patrick Stewart knows he's a bone smuggler.

Patrick Stewart is made of pure awesomeness.

As a gay-fag, I am embarrassed at how much faggotry spews from this man-childs mouth online. I think he is prob straight, but he gives all faggots a bad name with his sjw faggotry.

Wheaton is a cunt.

Nah. Just a sorta-cringey nerd.

Straight? kek

There's not sorta about it. He's full on cringelord.

so much this. I had a boss who went crazy when Neil Patrick Harris came out.

...

he's against Trump, so he has triggered the alt-right snowflakes here

That's what you deserve for beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn

You just know he bangs those cats.

Stop making threads about yourself Wil Wheaton

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why are you think its him fgt?

He looks like a younger fatter less attractive William riker

Who the fuck else cares enough to make this thread?

"Don't touch me."
>"Shut up bitch, you're over 18 now"

...

I'm thinking it's Wil himself, feeling lonely and craving attention.

Nice try Wil. You're still a cunt.

but why should he know about Sup Forums he is not even a nerd or weeboo Just a normal fame cunt?

I imagine he spends his days looking for any chance to relive the semi-fame he had in his youth

he's almost as annoying as that other techno-hipster, Chris Hardwick

...

But...but... I actually like the guy.

And I slightly disliked him as Wesley.

SHUT UP WESLEY

You mean how most of us wrote long, rambling Usenet posts about his death?

Jesus Christ Wil, you're pathetic.

Who is more embarassing celebrity

Dustin Diamond or Wil Wheaton?

Not even a contest.

WW my a country mile.

Screech stabbed somebody in a bar who was giving him shit while little Wesley would have put on his pity face and let his wife cuck him in the bar bathroom. It's obvious when you think about it.

>has never done anything entertaining even by accident
ok. I'm just gonna leave this here.

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>ITT abunch of jelly niggas who get mad when dis white boi gets MAD more pussy then they will ever get.
>inb4 fan boy
>dont give a fuck who he is. hes still leagues ahead of any of you in life.

would read again

Does it bother anyone else that you can see a LITTLE bit of his gut through his shirt in this pic?

And yeah, he probably has her spank him, while calling him a bad boy and slapping his dick while making him call her mommy.
You can see it in their faces.

Damn Hwil, don't get your wife's panties in a bunch. It's OK to whore yourself on YouTube playing D&D for minimum wage.

Jesus, it's fucking "Wil" not "Will" or "William".

He was a cuntrag ass-sniffing shitpile from the day his mother squeezed him out of her destroyed, diseased hellhole.

And?

I hate Trump and I hate Wil. Now what?

i see a lot of Jealous people....

trips confirms faggotry

That actually might've been ok.

Had it not been screeched by WW.

And? He's been a cunt forever.

I was glad when he left the Penny Arcade DnD game. He was unfunny and try-hard, just like he is on his shitty tabletop show.

Whiney bitch can't take jokes about himself and sees them as personal attacks. I'm glad Kurtz made fun of him. Maybe if Kurtz kept it up Will would have offed himself.

Fuck him and Felicia Day. God damn try-hards always have to be in everything to put their fucking names out there and give nerd cred... fucking cunts.

He doesn't hold a candle to Kirk. I HATE Picard.

he looks like that.. idontknow.. guy from the parody interviews... idontknow..

Wheaton is a good guy. I've run into him at the supermarket a few times with his wife. Made small talk, let him cut in line because he was buying wine and I had a full cart full of groceries. I've seen his wife/girlfriend there by herself too, so I'm assuming they live near by.

Kirk = jew

therefore Picard wins

He has a hot wife, thousands of fans follow him on social media, works when and where he wants, and has a ridiculously high net worth.

OP's obvious jealousy is the icing on the cake.

I think you mean Shatner, the actor. I am talking about the character, Kirk..

Keep telling yourself that as you get pegged by your hwife, Hwil.

>tfw someone accuses you of being Jewish.

four hours worth of Wheaton bashing says otherwise Wil.

Your wife is a beard for your latent homosexuality. There are also fans of Charles Manson and Pol Pot, so not sure what your point is. And I'll bet your net worth isn't as high as you might want us to think.

Keep trying Wil!