I just bought a robot that mows my lawn for me. Help me come up with a good name for it /b

I just bought a robot that mows my lawn for me. Help me come up with a good name for it /b

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rug muncher

body snatcher

norris

Cocksucker express

Shlick liquor

Yard nigger

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Pablo

The ChoogNoogler 9000

doug

Dusty

Timestamp or didnt happer

Holy crap I need one of those

this

juan

How's it work? Was it worth to spend an absurd amount of money on?

Scyther mk.I
>used CUT

I don't know, I just got it installed today. Had a relative who does it so $3800 installed. Normally would have been around $5500. Liking it a lot so far.

Juan, the destroyer of grass

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Robert-0

Imalazyfucksoibuyoverpricedtoystodothejobforme9000

>Imalazyfucksoibuyoverpricedtoystodothejobforme9000

I work full time and run my own business, anything that can save me 1.5 hours a week is worth it. The name does have a ring to it though.

cunt cunt

Robo Nigger

Reroll
Trips wins

Which one? Cant decide between the 310 and 315...

Toe Muncher.

I got the 450x. I have over an acre so that's the only one that would do the whole thing.

I tried letting it run over my foot... it gently bumped me, then stopped, reversed, and went another direction. No damage.

Oh. The toe booper
Also, that was brave of you.

Name it $25 Minimum Wage and slap a Bernie bumper sticker on it.

Roombalito

Dog Bone Flinger

I only have about 300 square meters lawn (property is expensive here) . So even the 105 would do it. But the features of the higher versions are tempting.

JOSÉ
Full caps.

I am very conservative/libertarian so this really made me laugh haha

Pedro v2.0

Also: Mower McMowface
Alternatively: Hans or Hanz

How do you keep it from mowing other peoples lawns or getting hit by cars?

It uses a navigation wire in the soil.

The guys who installed it put a guidewire around the entire property that it can detect, so it knows where not to go. It also has GPS so it knows which areas it hasn't been to in a while.

Looks like it could easily get stolen.
Does it spit grass in a burglar's face?

Robotaniqua

That's fucking sweet, I want one now. How much was it?

Has it hit any small animals yet?

Do you have a home automation system?
Dont buy the connect module, go for the robonect.

Pablo

That robot is smarter than I am.
Sometimes I miss a 4x4 square and then there is really tall grass by next week in said square :/

Rolling for Swaglord

I like

the Mach Juan

Lawn eraser juan-thousand

dubs calling "beaner"

"Cottonpicker 3000"
"Weedseeker"
"LAWN FUCKER X"
"Carl"
"Housekeeping"
"Cut Grass, Get Ass"
"BorderHoppin' Bill"
"Speedy Gonzales"
"I AM THE LAWN"
"Greenman"
"Lawn-Choppa"
"Megatron"
"Bane of Dog Poo"
"T-800"
"Mow-Lawn Juan"
"Pussy Fiend"
"Lawn Barber"

will probably think of more

>Carl

It sounds an alarm if you lift it without unlocking it with your pin. Also it pairs to the charging station.

This one also has a sim card and alerts my cell if it is abruptly stopped, lifted, flipped or turned on the side. If it goes out of the geofence area (my yard) it will also tell me - i.e. if someone stole it. It shows me a satellite with it's exact position anytime I pull up the app.

Do you mean a Bobby pin or one of those password doo-dads

You have to enter a pin # on the unit to change anything or move it, otherwise a loud alarm goes off and it alerts my phone.

Squirrelfucker 9000

Hank Hill

I think there is a numpad on the mower for a numerical pin.
If you have the space and funds and want some extra protection, you can go for the underground garage.

Lawnmower

Reagan

Here's more:

"Pube Buster"
"Rugburn"
"Big Mac"
"Homo Arigato Mr. Roboto"
"Roadkill"
"Spambot"
"Larry, Destroyer of Worlds"
"Senor"
"Pitbull Pete"
"Chihuahua-Mulcher 500"
"Dobby"
"The Very Hungry Caterpillar"
"Jack the Ripper"
"Lawn Care Warfare"
"Mow Drone"
"Meth Roomba"
"Big Rig Billy"
"Sexbot"
"What kind of idiot makes a robot you can't fuck?"
"Joyride"

That's all for now.

El Mechi-ano

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>mowbot

Is this actually something they sell? I would totally consider this lol. I was thinking of putting a doghouse over the charging station.

You should put a transformers sticker on it

op your robot is fucking cool, thank you for putting Sup Forums on game

You can buy it. But i dont know if they have versions for the real big models.

Mowie

What stops the neighborhood nigger from stealing it?

Underated

Baby Bunny Muncher.

Well, I have cameras all around my property, but it's also tracked 24/7 with GPS and cell signal. If it gets lifted it sets off a very loud alarm and alerts my phone. I can check the exact location at any time via the app. It's also completely useless if taken off the property, since they don't have the pin. I got a decal coming to tell them this so they don't bother trying.

lol when you cant even try to read the thread

Mowatron

holy fuck this

I tead half and I felt as though not enough people were talking about niggers.
I mean if niggers didn't steal shit I wouldn't ask. But they do and thats why the damn thing has an alarm and OP had to put a big sticker on it that says "nigger proof"

Tyrone9000

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José 2.0

White Stallion

Joe Biden Is the name

I know we're not rolling but OP can't ignore trips.
Rolling for yard nigger

This

kekked

Negro

I'm a hardcore liberal and it made me laugh my ass off as well

Ultranigger 9000

Nigger Replacement Device v. 2.3

Lawnmower 2

Arent you worried someones going to steal it OP?
I might be tempted to pinch you robot and make it into my sex slave.

read above. Also it has blades that will cut your dick it you try to rape it.

>"Mow-Lawn Juan"

Muff Diver

So far I like the idea of something with "Jaun-Thousand" at the end... I'n not racist, not naming it "nigger" sorry. Naming it ____ Jaun-Thousand is just funny though.